I’m Just Tired All The Time

[furstyphoto]

[virtuallyinsane-autumn]

[inacatastrophicmind]

Dean rolling his eyes at Cas

[baesment]

Counterparts // Wither (LIVE) [x]

[current-mcr-news]

Rock Sound on Twitter: Frank Iero tells about things going wrong during a My Chemical Romance show in this clip from the archive

[moronville]

[imposterogers]

wade wilson kidnaps hugh jackman in deadpool 3 bc he’s convinced he’s actually wolverine. he spends the whole movie lugging him around but he’s literally just hugh jackman

[creme-meme]

hugh jackman does everything to prove that he’s hugh jackman. he sings, he tap dances, and he has an australian accent.

the reveal at the end of the movie is that hugh jackman isn’t wolverine, but wolverine is hugh jackman. logan went into witness protection in order to retire from being a superhero and having an alternate identity as an australian actor who started his career in musicals was basically fool proof until wade blew his cover story

[hellenhighwater]

Considering that Hugh Jackman exists in the Deadpool cinematic universe, this works in-canon quite well.

This is revealed, of course, when Hugh Jackman gets shot and killed just prior to the final battle, providing Deadpool with the emotional push that carries him to victory. After Deadpool finally defeats the Big Bad (somehow overcoming by himself whatever obstacle he thought he would need Wolverine for) he turns to see Hugh Jackman in the last stage of regenerating from being ‘dead’ and absolutely looses his shit about it.

[zebraljb]

Every morning should start with me reading something like this.

[samxdean]

Cas?  Cas, I hope you can hear me, that wherever you are, it’s not too late. I should’ve stopped you. You’re my best friend, but I just let you go. Cause it was easier than admitting I was wrong. I don’t know why I get so angry. It’s just always been there. And when things go bad, it just comes out. And I can’t stop it, no matter how bad I want to, I just can’t stop it. And I forgive you. Of course I forgive you. I’m sorry it took me so long. I’m sorry it took me until now to say it. Cas, I’m so sorry. Man, I hope you can hear me. I hope you can hear me. 

[weavemama]

MILLENNIALS ARE BLAMED FOR EVERYTHING IT’S GETTING SO OLD

[logynnrose]

The Black Death wasn’t transmitted by rats. It was transmitted by millennials.

[blackfemmejeanvaljean]

millennials shot versace

[boingmann]

millennials killed off the dinosaurs

[funfetti-cakke]

Millennials shot Archduke Franz Ferdinand of Austria and Sophie, Duchess of Hohenberg.

[catwithbenefits]

Cain was a millennial

[kurosmind]

Millennial caused the Great Permian Extinction

[imthehuggernaut]

The Titanic didn’t hit an iceberg. It collided with floating colony of ocean millennials.

[acciowine]

Millennials stabbed Caesar. 

[wahbegan]

10 Surprising Historical Genocides You May Not Realize Millennials Were Responsible For

[helpiminwaytoomanyfandoms]

Millenials killed princess diana

[sweetmeatdale]

I thought we agreed that one was John Mulaney

[jamie-55]

Is he not a millennial?

[pace-jo]

[tom-nippleston]

I have waited ALL FUCKING YEAR TO POST THIS

Santa is coming tonight.

[lich-of-the-golgari]

@alltheshit-althetime

[suntosirius]

THE ONLY CHRISTMAS POST I DON’T BLOCK

[fozby]

dancer is my life

[thedanliest]

YES HERE IT IS, JUST IN THE SAINT NICK OF TIME

[sandandglass]

[vmprs]

THIS IS EVERYTHING

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[seliphra]

FYI: THIS IS SUPER ILLEGAL

A landlord MAY NOT keep your deposit over ‘normal wear and tear’. They may ONLY collect on something that is YOUR FAULT. They cannot charge for carpet wearing down or needing a new coat of paint after a few years, or the furnace needing a replacement because it’s old. They can charge you for punching a hole in the wall that you never fix, or spilling paint on the carpet requiring a specialized cleaning or replacement. And they may ONLY keep what covers the repairs (If insufficient, then and only then may they keep the whole deposit, as in your deposit did not cover the damage you caused). 

KNOW YOUR RIGHTS AS A TENANT. You landlord MUST return your deposit unless it was damage you directly caused, and ONLY the amount needed to fix the damage, and not one penny more. 

[books-and-cookies]

Reminder: throughout your life, you’ve caused at least one puppy to wag its tail when seeing you and that is a Good Thing™

[coffeebooksorme]

This is the most blessed thing I’ve ever read in my life.

[niggazinmoscow]

the best alternate ending

[cell113]

This made me laugh so hard, my stomach STILL hurts.

[animentality]

How is law and order SVU still ongoing?

[sailormovebitch]

[animentality]

You know what?

VALID.

[desertpups]

today on neat hozier retweets: disappearing birds!