jamie55

Canadian wanna be writer with a BS who codes - I'm fan of many many things including puns and I'm over 18

[kylieminvogue]

"COLUMBO" S1E5 - "Dead Weight"

[babushkaat]

garbonzo

[banchie]

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

[debiddu]

boink

[catsofyore]

Hooligans. Photo from my collection, 1955.

[astriiformes]

Do you think after they send the taumeoba samples to Venus and the apocalypse is averted, there are people back on Earth who are like "See, this is why we should pay teachers more"

[astriiformes]

The United Educators of San Francisco do a press release at some point that's like "Former UESF union member Dr. Ryland Grace has officially saved the planet, proving once again that teachers are undervalued"

[catchyvideos]

OP @gingerthepuspin on TikTok ♡

[mevil]

[drawingwithdinosaurs]

[monkeysaysficus]

I was not ready

[the-spook-zone]

@relatable-ram

[phraximus]

Me: *clicks video*  “The hell is all this abou-”

*whistling starts*

Me: 

[norithics]

I love this stupid fucking meme

[airiustide]

I didn’t even have to turn on the sound to know what it was.

[twistcmyk]

[thatbowserguy]

Coward I would say Bowser

[twistcmyk]

i bet you would

[iwanttohavesexwithsupermario]

i would say something else

[sagedecerulean]

Despicable! They know he’s 4x weak to ice!

[haredjarris]

how it feels

[parkchanwoohoo]

my former roommates in a crumbling marriage were told by their couple’s therapist that they needed to get a shared hobby, any shared hobby, literally any hobby, so they decided it should be watching mr beast. vivid memories of coming home to seeing them sitting five feet apart on the sofa, watching mr beast with completely blank expressions and occasionally making slightly strained comments

I gasped out loud at this????

I were the therapist I'd be like no....... maybe not like that........

[parkchanwoohoo]

Under the right circumstances a couples therapist could make more money with a divorce than he could with a saved marriage...

[only-tiktoks]

[picturesque-about-it]

[mismedleym]

pet portraits from may! also comms are open again!

[sugarmountainspring]

[sonicapproves]

Saying "kill yourself" even as a joke is really gross

no I reclaimed it I’ve died before

[bug-slappy]