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yo if any of yall have sim/build requests hmu cause i’m on spring breaaaaak

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ea can break my game to the point where i can’t do anything in live mode but they can’t stop me from making cute girls in cas

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omg this is way overdue but hey guys, cats and dogs for some reason totally broke my game so probably no legacy posts until i fix it :(

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merry christmas reese!

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don’t tell mom

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val: mom

simone: val!!

val: as you know i have become well acquainted with t.j. and his friends in the city

simone: how do you know what acquainted means

val: so!!! i was wondering if i could have them over soon?? for like a party thing??

simone: i will make reese chaperone this

val: what

simone: i said sounds great sweetie!

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reese: so this is your secret...porch...thing?

max: yeah

max: if i come out here at the right time the trees cast shade but i can still see the sun setting

max: it makes me feel like i’m not a total shut-in nowadays

reese: huh

reese: whatever keeps you from going insane i guess

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max i’m gonna hiss now

reese: that’s great max

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max: i don’t know if you’ve noticed, but i’m TRYING to prevent myself from biting other people so a little more information from you would be NICE

reese: max dude you’ll be fine

max: and how can you tell that?! i don’t want to get too hungry, or thirsty, or whatever and just fly off the handle and start turning people

max: i’m really, really scared, reese

reese: i believe that you don’t want to hurt people

reese: i’ll get you a plasma seed and you can feed off of the fruit from the tree

max: and that’s gonna work?

reese: it will, trust me

reese: i want to help you, okay

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max: should i be talking to them? i mean i don’t want to fall too deep into this supernatural hole i’ve dug myself, but i also feel like i’ll need a support system through all this. also

max: reese.

max: what are you doing

reese: one sec bro

cube:

reese: aw man

max: REESE

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reese: so by now you’ve probably become adapted to your new lifestyle as a vampire which is good

reese: have you come in contact with any others yet?

max: uh

max: no

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reese: can i just like explore your house hgtv style--

max: AREN’T YOU HERE TO HELP ME

reese: OKAY yes i am

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max: okay so now--

reese: WH

max: yes i know it was--

reese: THAT WAS A BOOKSHELF

max: yes

max: i moved up to the old dealing room when i was thirteen

reese: i am like losing my mind right now dude

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reese: dude your house is fuckin Large my man. like what is the deal

max: shady business for like 150 years

reese: is that a pool table

reese: dear god. i should get into smuggling

max: no

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reese: oh thank god you let me in

reese: it’s like 10 degrees outside

reese: anyway reese benitez vampire expert here to help

max: don’t get smart, benitez

reese: aha but you SMILED i got you. finger guns always work

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reese: holy shit

reese: this house is fuckin huge