jazzy

come back with a warrant 🤎🌾

[deathcation]

I wish people understood the weight of “let me know if you need anything”

[freakoutgirl]

Guy horror directors: and then we will cut to the scariest image of all.... Naked old woman with sagging boobs

[persianmom-deactivated20251026]

[deathcation]

32 weeks and 5 days

I have at least 4 weeks. She can make it four weeks.

[deathcation]

Kristi Noem couldn’t run a lemonade stand without lying about the lemons. She governs 2 cows per person in South Dakota and thinks that qualifies her to override the Supreme Court? She’s Homeland Security cosplay for a dictatorship in training, next week she’ll be posing as a trauma surgeon in Gaza. Unremarkable, unqualified, and unhinged.

[luxiomahariel]

interracial relationships deserve to be a part of the queer community, even if theyre cishet

they deserve a pride flag too

[knownhag]

From my bestie in Thailand. The second sign went up hours later

[deathcation]

just booked our baby moon flights and airbnbbbbb

[deathcation]

at any given moment I’m either dying of thirst or peeing my pants

[deathcation]

it’s either brain damage from covid or it’s just actual long covid

[deathcation]

I think I’m gonna get contacts.

[deathcation]

eagle vs shark and boy are such great movies its hard to believe taika waititi also made marvel movies

[gogumagirl]

[deathcation]

[deathcation]

that tea girl said your body can’t produce sex AND stress hormones at the same time. chose wisely babes

[achillesinhighheels]

[deathcation]

to be completely honest I can handle anything life throws my way probably