Mischief Always Wins The War

My name is Amanda. Tumblr may or may not now consume my life. Age 28. I feel like I used to have a life before Supernatural but I can't remember anymore. Sometimes I pretend I can write, and other times that I can draw but let's be honest here, this is a blog for geeking out.

[sparkitors]

snapchat, insta, and quidditch=games that gryffindor just can’t lose. 

amazing illos & hilarz captions created exclusively for SparkNotes by the awesome @sasmilledge

[saloume]

how do you act around people who dont like star trek

[all-direction-blind-deactivated]

Follow the prime directive and don’t interfere with underdeveloped societies

[221bitssmallerontheoutside]

BURN

[thebestoftumbling]

scottish people twitter…

[halcyon1796]

[stollcomics]

@worstwizard this seemed like a thing you’d enjoy.

[worstwizard]

There’s no crime, tuna, or untattered houseplants left in Metropolis, I tell you what

[incorrect-slytherin]

Valentines day

*slytherin brought roses for all her classmates and is handing them out* Hufflepuff: woah you are being so nice!!! Gryffindor: yea it’s kinda weird. Why are you being so sweet? Slytherin: Because I’m a fucking nice person? Why is everyone so surprised??

[slytherinnheadgirl]

Studying Habits of Slytherins

- They sit down to do all of their homework with the mindset that they have to get it all done to perfection in order to be better than everyone else in their classes. 

- But then they get distracted with Papa’s Sushiria, and Tumblr, and Wattpad, and Instagram, and everything else. 

- And then they realize that it’s so late that they would rather be in bed. 

- So then they decide that they can do their English homework during lunch, Calculus during Finance, skip French to do AP Human Geography… 

- But then they just decide to finish as much as they can and buckle down to work. 

- Long checklists of work to do for school and everything else so that they feel accomplished as they complete their work. 

- They’re the ones their friends always text when they need a picture of the homework, but they usually end up replying at around two in the morning when their friend has given up hope on passing their classes. 

- Slytherins either have lots of activities and homework and are completely stressed, or have none at all and end up doing bad things in their free time. 

- They like to lay out all of their binders in front of them so that they feel like they’re doing more work than they actually are, for motivation. 

[cowgirlofficial]

always have a lighter with u just in case u see a confederate flag

[kookerus-speaks-deactivated2016]

thats illegal, you d*mb fuck “always have a gun in case you see a brown person” why is my sentence any worse?

[ebon-flow]

Because one’s a person, and one’s a fucking piece of cloth, you shitkicking assclown.

[onlyblackgirl]

Says a lot about people who support the confederate flag. Also it’s only illegal in 5 states. It ain’t the US flag.

[thecaliforniacudii]

Reblog forever

[grassprint-deactivated20240101]

modern au ahsoka and the twins ✨

[thegenialginger]

[hannahdoes-stuff]

PSA the ppl who do these vids are from Minnesota

[moandkatelive]

This is too ridiculous not to reblog.

1) the music 2) how does the person in there even see? 3) also skating over its own tail 4) how is NO ONE on the ice fazed by this at all? 5) skating over its own tail 6) also is it hot in there? 7) there is a freaking T-Rex on the ice- how is no one staring?

[characterlimit]

8) going so fast the head tips right back so it looks like it’s permanently screaming

[egobuzz]

canada’s pride and joy is a doughnut shop named after and founded by a hockey player in the 1960s 

[egobuzz]

for all you non-canadian’s who think I’m exaggerating: 

“Tim Hortons holds 62% of the Canadian coffee market (compared to Starbucks, in the number two position, at 7%) 

“Canadians eat more doughnuts per capita and have more doughnut outlets per capita than any other nation“ 

“The company [Tim Hortons] opened twice as many Canadian outlets as McDonald's and system-wide sales also surpassed those of McDonald’s Canadian operations as of 2002”

“The chain accounted for 22.6% of all fast food industry revenues in Canada in 2005.”

[dykeogenes]

there is more to this story and it actually gets better

tim horton the hockey player’s signature move was literally picking opposing players up and hugging them. the guy was like 6′5 on skates, built like a tank, would have come out on top in every hockey fight except that he absolutely refused to punch. someone would hit him and he’d just pick them up in a giant, angry bear hug. 

this one time he broke his jaw and leg in a collision and was off the ice for years, and this freaked him tf out, because dude bro do i like…….have value behind all this muscle? what if this like……happens again, bro? what if i can’t play hockey, bro? huh? bro. basically he broke his face and had an existential crisis. happens to the best of us.

so he started a donut shop because he figured he’d need something to do when the next injury rolled around, seeing as oblivion lurks around every corner and none of us have a purpose. he started it in hamilton, ontario. coffee was ten cents. 

anyways, when his face got better, he invited a police officer to come run his company so he could go play more hockey. which he did.

so: canada’s pride and joy is a donut shop named after and founded by a touch-starved hockey player in the midst of an existential crisis, that was later run by a cop when the aforementioned hockey player left to play more hockey, that then somehow ate up 62% of the canadian coffee biz. god bless.

[iamthedukeofurl]

A hockey player who hugs his way out of fights is perhaps the most Canadian thing I can imagine. 

[artsyskills]

[mindschanging-deactivated201807]

I like how if you speak a language that comes from latin you can basically understand italian, spanish and portuguese while french is just like jemtuoilugduparisgujilk

[destiel-is-cockles-fault-deacti]

When I saw this I literally screamed in my head at the same time my hand flew to grab a hold of this magazine. Rejoice my fellow fanfic writers, we are valid, our writing is valid and we should be proud of being fanfic writers.

Enjoy this reading that I’m sure will inspire and motivate you to keep writing 😉💗

[ebi-noodle-doodles]

started last 31 Dec 2016 a study test style now I finished it! Rock Lee! 

[ithelpstodream]

That moment when you get roasted by a kid.

[tescosfinest-deactivated2013111]

i’m using Internet Explorer, i hope this posts quickly. happy new year 2011

[gravysaur-deactivated20141004]

The longer this goes on for the funnier it gets

[luvbey]

date someone you want to annoy forever