[deathliker]

she/her

18+ only

[sludgebitch]

YOU STUPID FUCKING DICKHEAD!!!!! YOU SHOULD HAVE GONE THROUGH THE x10 GATE NOT THE x2!!!! YOU WON'T HAVE ENOUGH MEN!!! IT'S ALL FUCKED!!!!!!!!

[callizinc]

God everything fucking sucks. If one more thing in my life goes wrong im gonna [Remembers suicide jokes are bad] I'm going to. To. Tooooo Neeeaaaoooowww [Making airplane noises] [Moves my hand around mimicking an airplane] Weeeeeaaaaaaoooooowwwww [Crashes airplane directly into wall and punches my hand through it and breaks all bones in my hand] PSHHHHHH BOOOOOMMMMMM BHAAAAAHHH [Explosion] WEE WOO WEE WOO WEE WOO WEE WOO WEE WOO [Sirens] [Emergency alert] ERR ERR ERR ERR ERR ERR ERR ERR

[glubby]

i would like a hug…. JUST KIDDING! i would like TWO hugs. (suddenly becomes cold and standoffish) i don’t need anything or anyone and i don’t want to talk about it.

[deathliker]

computa grind this man’s prostate into a fine powder

[fryeshiverbigman-deactivated202]

hmm... *gets in evil bed and holds my evil stuffed animal* evil night.. *turns off my fucked up evil lamp*

[orcboxer]

I have just combined all rice in the world into a single rouse

[sneebertdeebert]

Sneebert Deebert

[orcboxer]

[willigula]

Skull of St. Thomas Aquinas being transported to Fossanova Abbey. Photograph by Daniel Ibanez, 2024

[thewindowofthesummerhouse]

Reverie Collins (Revi)

[deathliker]

why are edible packets always so hard to open

[pussyronin-deactivated20260120]

Cashier: Alright..! One MANDARIN JARRITOS, one DUNMER DAI-KATANA, one PACK OF GIRL CONDOMS FOR FUCKING HEAVY MACHINERY... that'll be $29.55!

>[PAY] Sure, here you go.

>[BRIBE] How about I slip you $40 and you stop asking questions…

>[LORE] Is that a Boards of Canada pin on your uniform?<

Cashier: [LORE - FAILED] Miserable wretch! You'll pay for that! Huuyyeaagh!!

[YOU TOOK 291 METEOR DAMAGE]

[YOU TOOK 307 METEOR DAMAGE]

YOU DIED

[auckie]

Bitch I hope grey aliens come and walk around on your lawn in the dark and make your censor light come on and the ring camera record them looking into it with their huuuge eye

[chkq-deactivated20260531]

if i don't lock in they'll kill me. if i don't lock in they are going to kill me. not in an honourable way. like a dog. afraid

[csny]

you are NOT my “passenger princess” get off your phone we are Under attack!!!!!!!! you are my gunner; man the weapons and defend our vehicle with your life!!!

[deathliker]

drinking out of my amazing digital thermos

[deathliker]

annihilating her amazing digital cervix

[captain-price-returns]