[amthsts-remade-deactivated20191]

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[isthatatiktok]

[handweavers]

[gunsandfireandshit]

[commanderchr1st]

bro, go to Jimmy John's and ask for the Fetty Wop meal. The looks on their faces won't change and they'll give you a buffalo chicken wrap and buffalo chicken flavored chips with a drink of your choice.

[commanderchr1st]

this is not a bit but a grim reality

[doctorworm7kbs]

just learned from my friend who works at Jimmy John's that the parentheses in the meal name caused a nationwide software glitch for 24 hours that made it so the order was free. Her store had to cancel hundreds of orders that day.

[commanderchr1st]

Fetty Wap infinite meal glitch at Jimmy John's

[superdaisypowerhour]

"judeo-christian" yeah. jews. christians. two groups that, famously, like each other a lot.

[superdaisypowerhour]

the word you're actually looking for is abrahamic but that includes islam and you dont like brown people

[eclecticopposition]

what is THE worst thing you've ever drank. all liquids acceptable. please tell me what it was, bonus points for why

[konoko]

[trans-ralsei]

[frankiedotbiz]

the guys who made Racist Mario just got their merch pulled for lead poisoning

[frankiedotbiz]

wasnt joking

[urie]

stop calling it a girl dinner and call it by its formal name: Fend For Yourself dinner in an ingredients household

[queer-reader-07]

[ivy-michaels]

Come to the library. We will laminate your penis for free.

[transparent-plastic-robotgirl]

I have to go to the library so that they can laminate my penis for free

[deathgasmic]

i always feel a little like a begging dog but i will not elaborate on that

[circusheart]

If I keep practicing I might even be a person soon

[amygdalae]

have you seen these yucky owlet gifs in particular. they are important to me #sharingiscaring

you know what I am about and you understand the things I would like to see and I am grateful

[junglejim4322]

I live a very balanced life of noticing things nobody else does and not noticing the things that literally everybody notices

[ariescorpio4444]

being intuitive is just like… i don’t like this and no i will not elaborate

[zoesupreme]

some early morning wisdom for you all

[sr-roto]

Audio pls