"I am a corpse. I can not answer you, I am dead."

-Rue Rayuzaki

[isomorbism]

[gh0stbeeee]

Date night ❤❤✨✨❤✨✨❤

[ruthradner160]

Lol Light Yagami💞

[twolovelyberries]

this came to me in a vision

[trainwreck-detective-agency]

This is my way of saying that the ask box is open, and also they’re both still in love

[incorrect-deathnotequotes]

Aizawa [about Matsuda]: Ryuzaki, are you sure there isn’t something you can use to get him out?

L: Oh, wait, here’s a mattress! Whoa, and here’s my spare ambulance, silly me!

Soichiro: He’s about to die, L, do you really want your last words on the matter to be sarcastic?

L (sarcastically): No!

[incorrect-deathnotequotes]

Matsuda: Say you kill someone, right? And it happens. And you take their body and you dump it in the Green River.

Matsuda: The cops give you a nickname, right? "Oh, that guy's the Green River Killer."

Matsuda: What if that guy's at home going "No! I don't wanna be... That river's just really close to my house. I don't have to drag them far. Did they not find the tap shoes I put on the guy? I wanted to be the Tap Shoe Killer! I bought all these damn tap shoes!"

Matsuda: What if a guy killed someone and wrapped them in a Persian rug, and they named him the "Persian Rug Killer"? You know that guy's pissed. Persian rugs are expensive!

Aizawa: Who hired you?

[incorrect-deathnotequotes]

Matsuda, holding a python: Guys, I impulsively bought a snake. What do I name him?

Light: You did what??

Misa: William Snakespeare.

[incorrect-deathnotequotes]

Matsuda: Don't worry, I have a plan.

L: Alright...

Matsuda: TraitorSayWhat?

Misa: Excuse me?

Matsuda: What?

L:

Matsuda:

Matsuda: No wait-

[fallingtowers]

i get voted prom queen and the mean girls drop a bucket of pig’s blood on me but i swallow it all perfectly

[death-note-manga-screencaps]

[nerdynuala]

I re-watched Death Note for what must be the 100th time and suddenly remembered reading this incorrect quote, which basically sums up half of the whole plot

Edit:

Source of the quote: Parks and Rec

[gh0stbeeee]

Just found this, couldn't resist

[generalkiira]

i laughed while making this

[sinlizards]

Death Note AU where everythings the same except Light actually carries that big ass scythe from the manga art

[atrenchcoatfilledwithbees]

Matsuda: good morning!

L, after day 103 of no one believing Light is Kira: Is it? Is it really?!

[lilliganart]

Sorry for being the funniest person alive. As if it’s my fault

[mapsareforbraindeads]

death note + random text posts i found in the last two days