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One Nice Bug Per Day
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Janaina Medeiros
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oozey mess
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

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@deathsdaisy
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Every time I see a comment along the lines of, “why does Flambae have so much cake,” underneath fanart I have this image on standby.
They move in together full time and Ilya notices that Anya acts differently with Shane than she does with him, more quiet and less playful, and he worries that means she doesn’t like Shane or is jealous, so he hires a dog trainer to come over and see if there’s anything they need to do to help
After a while of talking about how Anya acts the trainer says there’s nothing to worry about, Anya likes Shane just fine, it’s just that she sees him as the boss and is acting accordingly
And Ilya is like. But. I’m the one who adopted her? And raised her before Shane got here?? And the trainer is just like yeah well she sees you more like an equal. And Ilya is like WAIT she thinks Shane is in charge of both of us?? And the trainer is just like well do you interact in a way that would make her think that?
Ilya’s life flashes before his eyes as he thinks of all the times Shane has come over with a snack for Ilya and a treat for Anya, or all the times Shane has announced they’re all going for an after dinner walk, or pets Ilya’s hair and tells him he did a good job at practice, or the fact that he uses the same warning tone with Anya when she misbehaves as he does with Ilya when he’s causing problems on purpose
Shane comes home to Ilya with his face in his hands going oh god I’m not Anya’s dad I’m her brother and she thinks we’re both your pets. And Shane just goes. What.
Just a casual reminder that posting on the internet about how you would want to do physical harm to members of the US government is something that they can (and will) detain you over, so just be careful what you say in public spaces like, uh, on Tumblr.
I have got bad news for you about how connecting to the internet works and how corporations will respond to requests from the government.
this is your semi-regular reminder that tumblr has cooperated with the fbi to hand over user information in a very public way at least once. and that's not the only way the feds can collect information on you either
I FINALLY FOUND IT AGAIN
via @mylordshesacactus
Mexico has found like 20 different ways to serve tortillas with cheese, crema, salsa, beans and meat and every single one of them slaps silly
And do NOT forget the chiles
WOAH just saw spiderman eating pizza on a roof
oh shit he ate the whole thing . he just like me frfr
spiderman just left the pizza box on the roof but then came back a minute later and clearly felt bad for littering so now hes swinging through downtown holding an empty pizza box
hes hit a street light
he's swinging away now clearly very embarrassed and he thinks nobody saw it. i saw you spiderman
fuck
whether or not men benefit from feminism has no bearing on whether feminism is worthwhile
put another way. i dont care about how men are impacted by feminism
already have people mad about this. okay here's another take. men should be feminists for no benefit.
just as white people should be anti-racism for no benefit, and cis people should be pro-trans for no benefit. the only "benefit" that should be required is the creation of a more just world, not because you, personally, actually do get something out of it.
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Whenever Americans use Cryillic like. That. I just. Instantly shrivel up an cry
Like idk how to tell you this but н isnt h and и isnt n
It’s true and you should say it.
Я isnt R
Р isnt P
В isnt B
If you want to explain, what does it mean then? 0.0
н makes n sound,и makes ee sound, я makes ya sound, р makes r sound, в makes v sound
you mean, like, ня?
oh no. It can be made with Cyrillic now
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE, YOU SHOULDN’T HAVE EXPLAINED
OH. GOD.
THATS SO FUNNY
Imagine Warlord!Geralt and Translator!Jaskier, both of whom are rather resigned to their roles, especially Jaskier.
Seriously, the bard was still pissed at Geralt after what he said on that mountain. And yeah, it was sweet of the witcher to come and save him personally from the Nilfgaardian soldiers when he was captured for information. But the only reason they wanted Jaskier in the first place was because Geralt had somehow wound up gathering quite a bit of power to keep his Child Surprise safe, which, while sweet, had resulted in Jaskier being tortured for information. On the witcher warlord. Which was apparently now a thing.
Jaskier didn’t even know why he was surprised anymore as he found himself dragged to a treaty meeting between the elves and the new…nation? Domain? Entity? Jaskier didn’t actually know what they were calling Kaer Morhen and the neighboring cities the witchers, witches, and mages united under Geralt had claimed. He was dreadfully underprepared for this meeting, and had no idea why Yen seemed insistent he attend, something about a communication issue.
Which—okay, Jaskier could help with that. He was a little surprised to find he was the only one on the entire mountain to speak Elder, and even more confused why Yen couldn’t just use her witchiness to make people understand, but whatever. It was a morning meeting, so Jaskier just sat down, focused on translating Elder and Geralt’s various grunts, and spent the next two hours wishing desperately for his warm furs and comfortable bed.
And Jaskier rolled his eyes at Geralt’s grateful expression afterwards, although it did leave Jaskier feeling a bit warmer than he’d been since reaching Kaer Morhen. Since the soldiers had taken him from his room in the middle of the night.
Since the mountain.
So when he was once again dragged out of bed to help with the dwarves, he went a little more willingly this time. Although, honestly, even he was struggling a bit as dwarvish was not one of the languages he focused on much at Oxenfurt. But if he was all they had, he would do his best to make sure that the message Geralt was trying to give was received accurately, and that Geralt was well aware of what exactly he was agreeing to in this treaty.
And maybe Jaskier bought some books about the languages from the different countries Geralt was dealing with now. But it was just because he was bored, honestly, it’s not as if there’s much to do stuck in a cold keep with everyone too busy most nights to listen to a bard.
(Secretly, Jaskier liked feeling useful. He knew he didn’t have a role in this stronghold, not like the witches and mages and witchers and various workers. So if he spent hours each day studying, trying to make himself more knowledgeable, more indispensable, no one could really blame him. He knew what happened to people who weren’t useful.
He’d learned that lesson the hard way.)
While it wasn’t singing and entertaining for the masses, Jaskier grew to like his new job. As more meetings occurred, he found Geralt even asking for him in the evening to talk to him about specifics and checking document wording for loopholes, even occasionally turning to Jaskier during the interactions with the other parties to ask his opinion. It was…rather nice. It made the bard feel wanted, if nothing else.
And then, on a morning Jaskier had been planning on using to sleep in, thank you very much, the disgruntled man found himself dragged to the meeting with the representative from Redania. Which was…weird.
More than a little confused, Jaskier sat down in his seat, too baffled to even wither under the glare from Yen at his tardiness. Honestly, what did they expect! How was he supposed to know they wanted him here?! Yes, Geralt did sometimes ask what he thought, but at the end of the day, the witcher had advisors for such things.
So Jaskier watched, waiting for this to make sense, until Geralt spoke and everyone turned to him. Waiting. Which was…okay.
Clearing his throat, Jaskier repeated what the witcher had said, with a few added words (sentences) because honestly, the witcher still didn’t speak in complete thoughts, barely more than grunts, really, and—
Jaskier froze, glad the Redanian representative was speaking now as that meant Jaskier didn’t need to listen. Not really. Because, as Jaskier had just realized, he had a very different job than he’d initially assumed.
Jaskier was a translator, yes. And he was chosen, apparently, because he was the only one who spoke the language that others struggled to understand. The language Jaskier had spent literal decades of his life learning through trial and error.
The language of Geralt.
Jaskier: Let me explain something to you, Geralt. When you're in a situation, you don't have time to think. So I thought to myself, "Don't think, Jaskier. Act." Geralt: So you weren't thinking. Jaskier: Not at all. I cannot emphasize enough how little I was thinking.
tgis is so fucking funny to me. they accidentally Rock Lee'd a retired racehorse
imagine youre a fat horse and your new neighbour is a personal trainer
horse that reads Marcus Aurelius
I was wrong. they didnt rock lee him. this horse is literally Gai. and i wish he was my dad
kind of hate my stupid caustic pussy for dissolving my underwear over time but it's kind of cool, like, scientifically
dying at this sequence from @pinkydragon01 :
im so very normal about them
bonus??
(little do they know...)
* alya is supposed to say intimate. oops i had a brainfart sorry
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rocky make sure grace not know a moment of peace. statement <3
I can't be bothered with a backround
I dont rly understand how he functions with night vision on. like I'm assuming its only activated when dark (??) but in dark castle it seemed maybe a bit foggy at best... isn't it hard to see 😭
sorry if this is incoherent I just had some joke to make about him not being able to distinguish colors with it on but couldnt think of a good excuse to make it fit 😬 clearly im not a writer LMAO