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ღ(つ〃°ー°) つ✦✦ I draw things Soooo many DIstrAcTiOns…. ✧✧Weeeeeeee✧✧

[whale-with-legs]

YOINK

[rugbin]

Dinner at the Diner

[whale-with-legs]

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Can’t decide which way i want to colour so both😎

[papayafromtv]

alternatively, could we have an au where Jason has to be the one that delivers Damian to the manor in Gotham, and he gets so distracted with trying to make Damian's first trip outside the league enjoyable (road trip, theme parks, bunch of stop-offs along the way) that he completely forgets to set up his own place to stay in for after Damian's gone to the manor. and the two end up in front of the Wayne Manor driveway in the middle of the night arguing about it like

Damian: it's just a night or two, and it's not like Father doesn't have spare bedrooms available. Jason: that's not the issue, the issue is that i don't want them to fucking know i'm here. Damian: ok so i'll distract them and you can sneak in the back entrance. Jason, flatly: you want me to sneak into my old house to spend the night, when everybody thinks i'm dead and i want it to stay that way? Damian: i'm just saying that his long lost blood son showing up is a good distraction, and it IS a big manor. i'll bet you anything that i could keep you hidden in there for as long as you needed. Jason: you fucking could not. Damian: i could. Jason: could not. Damian: i could and i'll bet fifty dollars on it. Jason: Jason: Jason: alright.

Damian ends up keeping Jason hidden in Bruce's own house like a kid trying to hide a puppy they found on the street in the back of their closet. he's sneaking Jason food and building him a little hidey-hole in the attic above his bedroom and literally nobody else in the manor has a single fucking clue. Jason already knows all the hidey-holes and secret passages from when he lived there anyway, so it turns out not to be as hard as he thought.

to be clear, he still becomes the Red Hood. he's not spending every second in the manor; he's sneaking in and out on a daily basis while he sets up a rulership in Crime Alley. it gets to the point where he fully has his own apartment that he could move into at any point, but he and Damian are being so stubborn about this bet that he's just staying at the manor anyway to prove that eventually they'll figure it out. plus it's starting to get really fucking funny because he's started playing ominous ghost sounds in the ceiling above Tim's room and the poor guy fully thinks he's being haunted by his predecessor's ghost. a fact which is almost correct.

the only thing that's frustrating the hell out of Jason is the fact that after every single interaction with the bats, no matter how exhausted he is from working all night, he has to watch Bruce drive the others right back home while he waits and then has to walk back by himself. eventually there's an arkham breakout and it's so bad that the bats are readily accepting Hood's help with dealing with it and it takes so fucking long to sort everything out that when it's finally over and they're ready to 'go their separate ways', Jason is so genuinely dead on his feet/in pain and need of sleep that he stops caring about everything. Bruce tells the bats to get in the batmobile and Jason just trudges over and slides in next to Tim.

everybody freezes and. straight does not know how to respond. Jason's just half-asleep already leaning his head against the window, and Bruce eventually has to clear his throat and ask like "...would you like a ride home, Hood?" and Jason just grunts.

"where do you live?"

"Wayne Manor," Jason mumbles, barely conscious. the bats all bluescreen apart from Damian who is so resigned to his big brother's idiocy at this point that he just tells them to take him back to the cave with them.

"just- just bring him. look at him. what trouble is he going to cause? he's tired, Father. let him rest."

Bruce is... so confused. and so concerned. but if Hood's injured then what harm is there in letting him get checked over and sleep the worst off in the batcave medical suite? he did help out a lot that night, after all. except when they get to the cave Bruce and Dick start preparing to carry the asleep Red Hood onto a medical bed when Damian just kicks him in the ribs and says 'we're home', and they watch in baffled fucking silence as Hood wakes up, blearily blinks while he takes in his surroundings, and then gets up to start trudging straight up and into the manor.

the others can do nothing but watch in quiet disbelief as Hood proceeds to go through the manor like he truly knows it, gets to Damian's bedroom, and then sleepily climbs up through a secret passage in the ceiling that, when Bruce pokes his head into, reveals a fully renovated bedroom filled with the Red Hood's gear and personal possessions. Hood flops down onto the bed and passes out immediately. Damian just bids Hood a good night and calmly closes the opening behind him, before turning to face the incredulous faces of his entire family staring at him like he's a fucking alien. he narrows his eyes.

"we will talk about it. tomorrow."

"Damian-"

"we are all tired." Damian determines. "for now, let him sleep."

"IN OUR HOUSE-"

"WE WILL DISCUSS THIS TOMORROW."

the next morning Jason wakes up at like. noon. and remembers the night before. and he crawls down into Damian's room to nudge him awake and firmly tell him 'i am not giving you fifty dollars'.

the ensuing argument wakes up the rest of the family.

[whale-with-legs]

Whats this weird and wholesome (? ship i see 👀👀

[papayafromtv]

people don't talk enough about how fucking funny it is that bruce can sub in his kids as batman when he's too busy. like can you imagine it from the league's perspective? imagine you have this really mysterious, geniusly scary guy that you know next to nothing about, never cracks a smile and yet always comes out on top, and one day he shows up to a league meeting and there's just something... off. about him.

you can't pin it down because he's literally acting exactly the same as usual and there's no reason to think there's anything wrong, but maybe he shifted in his seat one to many times, or he looked just a tad bit too bored during green lantern's case review, but something's just... odd. so you quietly ask superman after the meeting if anything's up with the bat bcs you know those two are closer and also clark can hear heartbeats so if something's wrong surely he'll pick it up? and without hesitation he leans over to you and mumbles 'yeah batman was busy, that's his 17 yr old son. he's a crime lord and kills people sometimes though so we're not allowed to let him into the weapons department.' and then walks away like it's normal.

like the whiplash the league must go through every time they realise that no, this is not their fearless dark and brooding leader, this is in fact one of his dipshit kids being forced to sub in bcs the real batman broke an ankle, is incredible.

wonder woman: so that's my proposed plan, what are your thoughts batman?

batman: hn. i think that- *voice raising two octaves* oh shit hold on my phones buzzing

the league:

batman, answering the phone and immediately dropping the Bat Posture™: what do you mean- aw come on little wing that's not fair! but- no, NO DON'T YOU DARE TELL ALFRED I'LL BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOU- IM SORRY OK I'LL BUY YOU MORE- *catches sight of the league watching him, baffled* *stiffens* ok listen i promise to replace them but i gotta go, please show me mercy iloveyoubye *hangs up*

the league:

batman:

batman: *coughs awkwardly*

superman: *sighs*

batman, to superman: ...red hood found out i ate his chocolate pretzels-

superman, shaking his head: just... just stop.

the flash: so this isn't batman either, is it?

wonder woman: if this one's also a criminal im losing my mind.

superman, tiredly: no no, this one isn't a criminal. this one's actually a cop.

batman: *sinks down in his seat* b's gonna kill me

green lantern, mystified: where does he keep GETTING you all from!?

'batman' dick, who made a pact with jason to Always Fuck With Bruce Whenever The Opportunity Arises: batman is a whore.

they think they've finally sussed out all 2 of batman's kids and then one day during a meeting 'batman' ends up on a 30 minute rant about different hacking methods this tech villain could be using that results in him half way through a sentence breaking off to say '-oh uncle clark could you pass me that pen- thanks, anyway so-' and then five minutes after that when the league have all been exchanging incredulous looks he finally freezes and is like. SHIT.

wonder woman: you're different from the other two, aren't you?

batman: maybe i am maybe i'm not, you can't prove it.

wonder woman:

green lantern: so like, are you new or have you just managed to avoid sub duty up until now?

superman, coughing: actually, this is this ones ninth occasion of replacing batman. you've just never realised before.

the league:

batman: yeah actually the other two are kinda mad i lasted longer than them...

the flash: how the fuck does he keep getting kids with the exact same build as him!??!?

'batman' tim, spent 20 minutes padding the suit out so he would look the part, still mad that bruce keeps palming WE work off on him: oh he forces us to take steroids for it.

the league, concerned:

superman, pinching the bridge of his nose: now come on red robin-

batman, fully tearing up and looking distraught: PLEASE uncle clark, it HURTS, you can't keep COVERING FOR HIM!

superman, frantically to the league: this one lies.

bonus

the league, squinting at batman:

the league: ...

superman: *head in his hands, too disappointed to do anything*

the league: *silently exchanging looks, wondering if anybody's brave enough to say anything*

duke as batman, fully aware this is fucking stupid but jason and tim fell on the floor laughing when dick came up with the idea and frankly, he wanted to see if anybody would have to guts to call him out: so, are we all ready to start the meeting?

[chokkobun]

i haven't managed to finish a piece in a while; life has been a rollercoaster! but i'm offering this wip of my vigcup revenge/thegn au anyway because i love them a lot <3 mwah mwah

[ilovetuffnutthornston]

Headcanon that the twins go to Hiccup every time they have a problem or get into trouble, and Hiccup taking it seriously and helping them no matter what they did.

[autumndragon]

thinking about vigcup secret meetings... in the midst of war, while still enemies, they agree to meet in hidden locations, first out of curiosity, bargaining, maybe threats, but slowly it turns into seeking out each other's company, something indulgent. and maybe viggo would try and convince hiccup of his own perspective, selfishly attempting to keep hiccup's attention to himself, offering him knowledge, new dragons, an equal. and hiccup would convince himself he's only learning the voice of his enemy doing this, that it is strictly business, meaning nothing at all. but to be seen is to be changed, and both of them change more than they could ever have foreseen.

[eat-your-milk]

Smol little vigcup work sketches!

[autumndragon]

vigcup enemies pen-pall situation where viggo and hiccup regularly exchange letters, first mainly from viggo to hiccup to try to "negotiate" but it turns into them talking about all kinds of things, personal things.

but here's the thing; hiccup writes in a very poetic, prose-like way, maybe because of his upbringing, maybe because he wants to upstage viggo's pretentious writing, but the letters he sends viggo are very ambiguous about whether they're threatening him, or flirting with him.

hiccup thinks he's sending threats, viggo thinks he's getting love letters.

hiccup: i still taste the bitter taste of you as i lay myself down to sleep, i have learned you the same way one learns the coastline by wrecking against it often enough, navigating the uncertainty of your waters and i have become sure of it, the way winter follows autumn, the way the sea answers the pull of the moon, that i cannot escape you no matter where i go. i have watched storms gather with less certainty, felt their approach with less clarity, than i have watched and felt you inside of me, heavy as thunder, beneath my ribs.

viggo: is he in love with me??

[autumndragon]

i really like this one concept from a different fandom (svsss) where brothels are used as sources of information because the women working there hear and see a lot from their patrons, making them excellent informants. that, but hiccup making friends with the brothel workers at the northern markets (or other large port / town) and getting certain information about the hunters. i feel like the girls would like him and toothless.

this would especially be funny if he ends up working with viggo "you're too good, too pure, too innocent" grimborn and is in need of information. viggo is loath to say he can't use his own informants, but hiccup sweeps in, says "i know a place", and takes them to a brothel. viggo asks if he comes here often, and hiccup unabashedly answers, "yes, all the time when i'm in need."

(hiccup knows what he's doing, he just thinks it's really funny when people are forced to adjust their view of him in such a major way. serves them right.)

[whale-with-legs]

Modern au 👀👀

[ectoodle]

hiccup horrendous haddock the iii and his terrible horrible no good very bad (???) guardian that he definitely doesn't see

the contortionist shit in question

[idkijlovew]

Silly thoughts about their height difference

[kit-screams-into-the-void]

httyd brainworms got me. here’s some hiccup doodles

[whale-with-legs]

Hiiii!

Do you have tips on how to draw toothless? I live him but he never comes out right T-T

Sure! I think its mostly the head🤔 Im horrible at explaining things and you can probably find some better tutorial on pinterest but heres some tips:

- his eyes are way smaller than what i remembered [ i had to shrink them during the first few drawings

- His head is this thick flat pentagon shape with the eyes and nose on the front [adding the small ridges on his head help with the angles

- Mouth is almost parallel with the bottom of the head and the whole jaw is kind of flat

- Thick neck, broad chest, narrowing start below the ribs to the tail

- 8 flappy ear things [and more along the jawline if its httyd 2 i think

I made a picture with some more things

These are not exactly accurate but its a good way to start the draft? 👀👀 Hope it helps!

[whale-with-legs]

And also wanted to share this [a very early doodle] hhhh