It's just a sitting down in the shower day

30+ yo | proshipper | currently deeply in love with some weird German Crime Shows | they/them

[sammy-automatic]

”i asked chat gpt-“ well i asked ryland grace and he called you a staggering waste of carbon

[howling-wizard2]

carnivore on carnivore ccomfort

[quietwingsinthesky]

its so weird to me that cis people will dislike their name so ardently and yet. not change it. you guys know that’s an option, right. no one can make you keep the shit name your mom gave you. no, not even her.

[penrosesun]

One of my friends in undergrad changed his name because he didn’t want to bear the name of his abusive and absent father. It’s been years since he did it, and he still says that it was the single best decision of his life.

One of my friends in high school changed his named as soon as he turned 18, so that the ethnic name his family gave him was finally the name reflected on all of his paperwork. He told me that he understood why his parents had given him an “English” name, but that he felt that if he needed to assimilate in order to succeed, then that was a type of success that he didn’t want.

When I was on my way home from the courthouse after changing my own name, I got into a conversation with my rideshare driver, who was extremely interested once I told him what I was in court for, and wanted to know how I’d done it, how much it cost, was it difficult, etc. It turned out that his girlfriend had chosen the name “Yo-yo” when she came to the United States, unaware of how rare that was as a name, and that she was frequently made fun of because of it. Neither one of them had realized that a name change was so easy, and he told me he was excited to let her know that she had options.

There was an intern at a summer job I had once, who changed her name to be the same name, but a different spelling. She said that she had no idea why her parents had spelled her name so oddly to begin with, and suspected that it was just an honest mistake either by them or by some nurse, but it had been a headache for her entire life, and it was a huge relief to not need to be correcting people’s spelling on important documents anymore.

One of my exes legally changed his name to have an exclamation point, because he liked to sign his name with an exclamation point.

You can always change your name if you don’t like it. You always have that option. It doesn’t matter why – it can be conformist or anti-assimilationist, serious or silly, a minor change or a major change. Your name is yours, and you have every right to change it to be whatever you want.

[ghostcupdraws]

My mind to your mind

[mango-sherbert]

I think Kirk should kiss Spock on his fingers and the tips of those pointed ears.

[vithcy]

Currently here

[shaiiloo]

How stressed am I?

Well I randomly forget to breathe multiple times an hour and wonder why my lungs feel weird.

[official-german-puns]

Geschäftsidee: Im Winter ganz viele Ventilatoren kaufen und dann im Sommer zum dreifachen Preis wieder verkaufen.

[runraerun]

This but make it domestic Spirk:

[eldar-of-zemlya]

Maaan, this Ernest Chiriacka illustration has been in my K/S inspiration folder for over a year now!! Thank you for making this post—this was the push I needed to finally make it happen xD

✨ Full size on AO3 ✨

[makesoneteam]

you would think, like, "oh, we've already thought of all the metaphorical ways we can say penis/vagina. we've already come up with the full list of nicknames. we have exhausted the list of innuendos. there is nothing else new to be said about this" and then you'll open a random explicit fic and make the most improbable linguistic discovery of all time

[pochayun]

would you like to share with the class 🤔

[makesoneteam]

saw the term "gummy walls" last night and had to sit alone with god for a minute

[mercury-mage]

would you like to unshare with the class

[orthoscheme]

supermarkets should have benches

[orthoscheme]

everywhere should have benches

[rosettyller]

Behind the scenes of PROJECT HAIL MARY (2026)

[tboy-cock]

i do not understand people who say "dont date your friends." who are you supposed to date then? do you just find someone and try to date them?? and you dont even know them???? alloromantics are perplexing man wtf is this

[aromanticofficial]

genuinely yes, alloromantics expect to date only strangers

[oldbutchdanielmolloy]

sorry i can’t talk right now i’m busy looking at images of a guy online

[snuffysbox]

[thisisnotahetship]

reading spirk fanfics…

[shaiiloo]

Ah yeah not at all worrying seeing a phm fanzine planning to do the zine for profit and completely ignoring concerns being brought up about that, because monetising fanworks can get you fucking sued. I would have loved to apply but they have not replied to my E-Mail or ask for days now, so that feels super sketchy.