It's just a sitting down in the shower day

30+ yo | proshipper | currently deeply in love with some weird German Crime Shows | they/them

[snuffysbox]

[thisisnotahetship]

reading spirk fanfics…

[shaiiloo]

Ah yeah not at all worrying seeing a phm fanzine planning to do the zine for profit and completely ignoring concerns being brought up about that, because monetising fanworks can get you fucking sued. I would have loved to apply but they have not replied to my E-Mail or ask for days now, so that feels super sketchy.

[deadlyr0s3]

i love when ppl message me again if our convo kinda ends. like yes, please keep it going. you could never annoy me but sometimes i forget and don't know what to say or i was busy

[left-lateral-incisor]

hate when i make a good post and it gets 2 notes. i'm right and you should appreciate that

[grillmasterxbbq]

waters so amazing because you can drink it really sloppy style and like spill it all over yourself and it doesnt even leave a stain. you dont even have to wash it out/ . because its already washed

[worldbuilding-tomfoolery]

yet another massive w for water, the greatest fluid in the universe

[orthoscheme]

supermarkets should have benches

[orthoscheme]

everywhere should have benches

[fladurblegon]

“What if poor people abuse the system?”

The system intrinsically abuses poor people.

Hope this helps.

[breninarthur]

"What if poor people abuse the system?"

Rich people abuse the system far more and out of pure greed, not necessity or desperation so idrc about that

[shaiiloo]

The system should be made for poor people so poor people shouldn't be able to abuse it, cause they're meant to use it.

[sabertoothwalrus]

I love when someone is explaining instructions to a group I’m in and they look at me and it reminds them to say something about using preferred names/pronouns or that there’s vegan food options available. I go by my given name/pronouns and I’m not vegan but I’m proud that I can provide this service

[batbetbitbotbut]

[lutheban]

Dr Ryland grace: *comes back to earth and is revealed to have been alive just living on erid for the past like 40 years*

[brothermouse-skeleton]

Rocky: we built our spaceship by unifying every mind on the planet to create a super hive mind, pooling out collective knowledge and problem solving skills to come up with a plan.

Grace: we gave the scariest woman I've ever met two coffees every morning, an unlimited budget, and enough legal immunity to cuss out any world leaders she wanted to and boy did she want to.

[absolutejamer]

grace is not rocky's dog

grace is kept in a clear, airtight container filled with a completely different environment with a carefully maintained life-support system that, should it fail, he will quickly die.

grace is erid's fish.

[algae-illustrations]

More Dr Wokeland Grace and Rocky art

[hampter-vheel]

One day Rocky finds out about the greatest human lie: "I have read and agree to the terms and conditions."

🪨 : Why spend time make long long agreement words and say must read, then never read, then lie and say did read?? No understand.

🦊 : *shrugs* humans are lazy

🪨 💢 : Bad bad bad, stupid human make legal binding when no understand terms! Get sued for all worth!! Eridians always know terms before make legal binding!

🦊 : well, Eridians can read way faster than humans and you never forget anything you read, so it's easier for you. No one on earth has time for all that.

*enter member of Grace's Eridian medical team*: Savior Grace, can please check new synthesis protocols for amino acid production, question?

🦊 : Sure, no problem, just put it over there and I'll--

🪨 💢💢💢 : NO NO NO GRACE NOT ALLOWED TO SIGN OFF ON IMPORTANT PAPERWORK ANYMORE, GIVE TO ROCKY IMMEDIATELY, STATEMENT

[horridwizardthing]

Me and the rock after we find the solution to our stars dying

[haredjarris]

I truly love it when Alex gets all “you’re not playing it properly” about tasks

[dispatchesfromtheclasswar]