[matrixonvhsanddvd]

How are you feeling?

I won’t play your psychological games

[lamignonette]

[lamignonette]

[persianmom-deactivated20251026]

[jackharkness]

THE HOBBIT: AN UNEXPECTED JOURNEY (2012)

[debcrah]

hockey brainrot but my team didn’t make the playoffs :(

can i make it to october? no.

[catcrumb]

[antimasculist]

i get sooo embarassed when im talking to someone on discord and it hits midnight and that little like date line splits up my messages… like omggg no dont look its november 9th now

[debcrah]

me, 6 months ago: yeah, i'll pick up a second job! the extra cash will be nice later :)

me, present day: *delirious, exhausted, trying to explode past me with my mind*

[gayestcowboy]

this shit is the only remaining good part of twitter

[lascapigliata]

one of the more interesting gender selectors i've seen

[kosmogrl]

we all joke about how deciding what's for dinner every day is awful but I'm not joking anymore. if I have to decide what to make for dinner one more time I might explode

[theknightlywolfe]

[postoctobrist]

what are your biggest konks?

bindage

[stupidcommentdepository]

*attempts to log into bank account*

To continue answer security question: “Where and how will you die?”

types in “alone in a ditch wearing a clown costume”

*i view my account balance of $4.47*

[catcrumb]

[tombware]

for either way you choose you cannot win