Spoonie with no Spoons

I'm a married spoonie with fibromyalgia, ibs, and asthma who is trying to find her way through this thing called life

[cementforbones-deactivated20171]

I over did it today

guess whose having painsomnia tonight?!? THIS IDIOT RIGHT HERE!!

[just-shower-thoughts]

I swear out loud so rarely that people will apologize if they swear in front of me. Little do they know my internal monologue is a never ending stream of profanity.

[dreamlightasafeather]

IF YOU NEED TO CALL 911 BUT ARE SCARED TO BECAUSE OF SOMEONE IN THE ROOM, dial and ask for a pepperoni pizza. They will ask if you know you’re calling 911. Say yes, and continue pretending you’re making an order. They’ll ask if there’s someone in the room.

You can ask how long it will take for the pizza to get to you, and they will tell you how far away a dispatcher is.

Here is an example video

[t-pose-to-assert-gayness]

Reblog to literally save a life

[just-shower-thoughts]

I always say “morning” instead of “good morning” because if it was a good morning I would still be in my bed not talking to people.

[tsunamiwavesurfing]

i need another hour to wake up after i wake up

[whatsuprubberduck]

I truly believe that I have more of a pharmacy in my purse than my local pharmacy has in their pharmacy.

[debrarose0-0]

Tummy: Eating was a Mistake

Me: But you were hungry???

Tummy: No I wasn't, that was me testing you.

Me: ????

Tummy: You failed.

[kittydoom]

I relate to this so hard.

[whatsuprubberduck]

My Life With Chronic Illness(es)..

[debrarose0-0]

All set up for April :) #bujo #bohoberrytribe #bulletjournal #bujomonthly

[whatsuprubberduck]

How I Feel When I Run Out Of Spoons...

[whatshouldwecallchronicillness]

Trying to find out what is wrong with me when the symptoms keep changing...

[fbdirectory]

[spooniestrong]

[debrarose0-0]

So we changed my ssri medication about 2 weeks ago and the last three days have been the worst anxiety and depressive episode riddled days I have had since before I started taking an ssri more than a year ago. I absolutely hate it but I needed to change my medication because it was making me gain a ridiculous amount of weight. poop.

[imadeanewblog]

When you’re already flaring anyway so you decide you can eat a trigger food

[citrusdickbiscuitss-deactivated]

That spoonie feeling when you finally get home after a bad pain day: