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just a lil' NASCAR sideblog (follows from @whipplefilter)

[alexbooman]

have you ever seen anything so wholesome 

[purrrcedes]

listen I know it’s probably just the learning curve of the new body but I can’t watch JJ struggle like this all season!!!!!!!!!!!

[purrrcedes]

i’m cancelling nascar

[purrrcedes]

pit strategies are so fascinating to me

[purrrcedes]

Atlanta Motor Speedway – Day 2

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Sometimes it’s just love at first sight.

I SAW THIS CORN CAR AND NOW I’M ROOTING FOR JUSTIN ALLGAIER IN XFINITY.

[whipplefilter]

When it takes one of your top faves three tries to get through inspection and qualify for qualifying 🤙

[browsedankmemes]

New meme? via /r/MemeEconomy http://ift.tt/2CgxTZ4

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“@JennaFryer I would like to see a Crazy 8 Demo Derby during All -Star week for charity. Settle those mid year feuds lol. Also you could have it open to ALL Past cup drivers. What ya think @DaleJr”

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How NASCAR measures track surfaces | NASCAR.com

Find out how NASCAR measures the surfaces of tracks from smoothest to roughest in order to help competitors and track operators.

[E]ach track surface has its own special characteristics and feel for the drivers. To use a different sport’s analogy, it’s like reveling in the differences in stadiums in the major leagues. Whether you prefer Fenway Park with its Green Monster protecting left field or Yankee Stadium with its short porch to right field, the differences are part of what make the game great, and the athletes that make the best adjustments to the changing landscape put themselves in a better spot for success.

Same for NASCAR and its tracks. The drivers and teams that do their homework will be the ones fighting for the win at the finish.

[cncenginedynamics]

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“Interesting story. @blaney got a call from @DaleJr during Daytona week asking YRB to calm @BubbaWallace down. Apparently Dale was concerned about Bubba getting overwhelmed w/all the demands/pressure.”

SO MANY GOOD BROS. Good Bro Dale Jr. + Good Bro Blaney + Good Bro Bubbaa ,s fk;ljaskfalgj

[racingnews]

Kevin Harvick: “Sometimes Denny, it’s better just to be quiet.” https://racingnews.co/2018/02/22/kevin-harvick-reacts-on-hamlins-altercation-adderall-comments/

[whipplefilter]

During breakfast this morning, YouTube autoplayed the Radioactive from the Kansas playoffs race last year (the one where KL’s engine blew for the first of his three or whatever DNFs in a row, Kenseth got cut from the playoffs because of too many men over the wall, and JJ managed to spin twice all by himself) and HEY GUESS WHAT I’M STILL NOT OVER IT, NOPE I AM NOT

[purrrcedes]

nascar drivers as zargle poetry shirts

Kyle Larson:

AJ Allmendinger:

Kasey Kahne:

Kyle Busch:

Clint Bowyer:

Bubba Wallace:

Trevor Bayne:

Denny Hamlin:

William Byron:

[whipplefilter]

Good Guy Denny Hamlin

Not to be outdone by spitfire teammate Kyle Busch, Denny Hamlin’s been starting beef and making headlines this week. But is he a villain with a heart of gold? Tumblr investigates.

Here are three pieces of evidence for Good Guy Denny Hamlin:

1. He will mow your lawn without you asking. Denny Hamlin will water your crops and till your soil. Gotta prep those fallow fields!

2. He’s a proponent of catch and release. Maine and New Hampshire’s lobster populations are actually migrating north due to changes in ocean temperature. Denny Hamlin does his part to keep the US lobster population thriving.

3. He recycles! Hometown Host Denny Hamlin made sure Kyle Larson was also staying hydrated. Good for the environment, good for his neighbors–Good Guy Denny’s deeds were pulling double-duty at this Richmond race!

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DAYTONA 500

WELP NONE OF MY HOPES AND DREAMS CAME TO FRUITION FOR THIS RACE--unless you count Ricky causing mayhem, though that was tarnished somewhat by the fact that his mayhem doomed my other hopes and dreams. XD (I wanted JJ and Kyle Larson somewhere P1-10 and Danica P10-20.) But, some highlights--!

Austin Dillon winning in the 3 car

Aric Almirola being up top up until that last moment, oh no

dominant Blaney

Bubba Wallace rookie P2!

Joey and Denny looming behind Ryan like sharks for a zillion laps

at least there weren’t 5 overtimes

[whipplefilter]

lolllll I love that even the car is just like “aw hell nah, u do u, but imma leave… GET! ME! OUT OF HERE!”