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“I `unno what happened yesterday, but the crab was pretty good! And Kit is a really decent chef.”
... Huh? Is that...? Who could that be?
“It’s a pleasure to finally discover another way to navigate the world’s many reflections, but I certainly didn’t expect to uncover a massive civilization of this level. Aside from the rodent yelling into my ears about crabs, this cannot be one of the Source’s shards. Perhaps, another star.”
“CRABS.”
“Who’s the April Fool. I’m goin’ on vay-cay.”
just a couple of mall rats ♡
𝐓𝐇𝐔𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐑, 𝐑𝐀𝐈𝐍, 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐋𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆
𝘿𝘼𝙉𝙂𝙀𝙍, 𝙒𝘼𝙏𝙀𝙍 𝙍𝙄𝙎𝙄𝙉𝙂
ᴘᴇɴɴᴇᴅ ʙʏ ᴊɪɴ
“Does anyone know what the FUCK a Sonic is?”
✏ + in any outfit u want, go wild
there was a thought process to this i swear
son1cb00m·:
“ U-Uh- I’m a magic fairy..? A fairy that just happened to leave your oven on. “
... That sounds about right. Surge nodded at the blue hedgehog, actually taking this into consideration - wait.
“You don’t look like a fairy to me, bucko. Y’anno what! If you’re the one who left my oven on, turn that shit OFF!” Stomp, stomp. “OR ELSE.”
boku-no-terios·:
ok the two were clearly on the same page here about no one knowing who the FUCK was claire. cause she definitely wasn’t doing his quills. he saw neal from time to time for some trimming but that was about it.
❛ i am a hedgehog, i do not u s e hair gel. my quills naturally form like this. ❜ he was literally created with this quill style. ❛ do you use hair gel? ❜
“Oh, you’re a hedgehog? I thought you were a porcupine wit’ how prickly y’ah are.” Wannabe badasses ticked Surge off - or that’s what she thinks Shadow is. One foot forward, she pointed a finger at him for a moment and then at herself.
“I - ME?! You think I use that stuff? No way!” Still, it’s practically unknown to her how her own hair manages to stand up like this. Now, Surge is realizing she knows jackshit about hedgehogs. “This ponytail’s the best I got, and the greatest you’ll ever SEE!”
son1cb00m asked:
"I have a suspension you left the oven on! "
“AGAIN?!” This is the moment where Surge realized she shouldn’t be allowed to cook at the base. She already short-circuited the microwave, now the oven’s on?! ... Kit will take care of it.
“It’ll be fine! If everything burns down, I’ll - ” Wait, has she touched the oven today? At all? “Now, WAIT A SECOND! Who the fuck are YOU to tell me about the oven? HUH?!”
“One time, I caught Doc dyin’ his hair with that one black streak of his. Nothin’ can change how I’ve looked at him from then an’ now.”
boku-no-terios·:
well. she won in the most annoying department and that was usually sonic’s position. the transgenic hedgehog scowled at her insinuation of his stripes being dyed with red sharpie. clearly she was just trying to piss him off ( which she was almost being very successful at.) but the more pressing matter was something else entirely.
❛ who the hell is claire? ❜
No thoughts, only static. How does this total loser NOT know who Claire is?! Switching through every channel on Surge TV, she’s attempting to search around for if she read about a Claire somewhere. Surge ended up fizzled out, scratching her chin.
“Oh - yeah - okay, wait a second. Hol’ on.” Nothing.
“Fuck, who IS Claire?! Damn it, nevermind! If I don’t have a fuckin’ clue who she is, you can bet nobody else does! Does that mean y’ah unironically wear HAIR GEL?!”
@dogs4blood asked:
"hot topic?!"
“That’s right! Today, we’re goin’ to Hot Topic and liftin’ some shit. I dunno what! I just know we’re not takin’ those phony ass buttons. Nah, we’re gettin’... uh...”
What the fuck do they have at Hot Topic again? “We’re gettin’ you some TEES. Not only that, but some BOOTS so that you can stomp the fuck outta dumbasses! You’ll be so fuckin’ punk, you’ll not look like a poser!”
boku-no-terios asked:
“ stop saying that. ”
"Stop sayin' WHAT? That y'ah look FAKE EMO? You're barely fuckin' tryin' all you did is dye your quills with red sharpie!”
Surge howled. "DID'JA GET 'EM STYLED AT CLAIRE'S, TOO???"
sentence starters for the sonic adventure two hero story real-time fandub, created by snapcube and a variety of other talented actors! feel free to change pronouns and words as necessary. trigger warnings include foul language, smut, threats, violence, and more. proceed with caution.
“ but fortunately, we have him in this closed space. ”
“ i'm gonna kill all of you! ”
“ yep, we've heard that one before. ”
“ i'm bustin' out now! ”
“ i'm actively busting out the prison. ”
“ oh god, he's actually doing it. ”
“ you're a fugitive to law, [name]. ”
“ you son of a bitch, [name]. ”
“ talk about a low budget flight! ”
“ i have a suspicion you left the oven on! ”
“ do you know where the nearest hot topic is? ”
“ diamonds aren't green, dick-nips. ”
“ that's really rude. ”
“ i'm gonna have to call the polices on you! ”
“ za warudo! ”
“ see ya, nerd. ”
“ stop saying that. ”
“ we meet at last! ”
“ [name], i'm taking your emeralds. ”
“ that's fine, i didn't really want them anyway. ”
“ no, fuck you, i'm takin' it away your thot ass. ”
“ that's what you get for being a dumb-dumb piece of shit! ”
“ i can't believe your tits are one polygon! ”
“ where's my mom? ”
“ are you my mom? ”
“ i miss my wife, [name], i miss her a lot. i'll be back. ”
“ no! not at all, it looks really gross. ”
“ c'mon, this is my v-card i saved it for you! ”
“ you're goin' around being an asshole? ”
“ i mean that fits me but die. ”
“ perish. ”
“ i'll make you eat those words! ”
“ sorry for hitting you so much, it's just part of the narrative. ”
“ i got you stupid blue fool. ”
“ we aren't. you just killed me. ”
“ it would seem that you bitches have come to a standstill in tarzan's forest. ”
“ you have thirteen seconds before the island fucking explodes. ”
“ you hot topic wannabe. ”
“ you blue gumball son of a bitch. ”
“ you have done nothing but destroy my life. ”
“ i hope you both die. ”
“ hot topic?! ”
“ no! my secret! ”
“ i can FLY?! ”
“ i know you wanna buy my stocks, but fuck you! ”
“ i'm keeping your stocks. ”
“ that's right you ugly little girl! ”
“ i HATE you! ”
“ and your stupid nose! ”
“ i'm taking everything from you! ”
“ give me your phone! ”
“ i'm taking over victoria's secret, i'm taking over best buy! ”
“ the news is mine! ”
“ and everyone else can leave! ”
“ blam! and it busted a nut! then and there! ”
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