sentence starters for the sonic adventure two hero story real-time fandub, created by snapcube and a variety of other talented actors! feel free to change pronouns and words as necessary. trigger warnings include foul language, smut, threats, violence, and more. proceed with caution.
“ but fortunately, we have him in this closed space. ”
“ i'm gonna kill all of you! ”
“ yep, we've heard that one before. ”
“ i'm actively busting out the prison. ”
“ oh god, he's actually doing it. ”
“ you're a fugitive to law, [name]. ”
“ you son of a bitch, [name]. ”
“ talk about a low budget flight! ”
“ i have a suspicion you left the oven on! ”
“ do you know where the nearest hot topic is? ”
“ diamonds aren't green, dick-nips. ”
“ i'm gonna have to call the polices on you! ”
“ [name], i'm taking your emeralds. ”
“ that's fine, i didn't really want them anyway. ”
“ no, fuck you, i'm takin' it away your thot ass. ”
“ that's what you get for being a dumb-dumb piece of shit! ”
“ i can't believe your tits are one polygon! ”
“ i miss my wife, [name], i miss her a lot. i'll be back. ”
“ no! not at all, it looks really gross. ”
“ c'mon, this is my v-card i saved it for you! ”
“ you're goin' around being an asshole? ”
“ i mean that fits me but die. ”
“ i'll make you eat those words! ”
“ sorry for hitting you so much, it's just part of the narrative. ”
“ i got you stupid blue fool. ”
“ we aren't. you just killed me. ”
“ it would seem that you bitches have come to a standstill in tarzan's forest. ”
“ you have thirteen seconds before the island fucking explodes. ”
“ you hot topic wannabe. ”
“ you blue gumball son of a bitch. ”
“ you have done nothing but destroy my life. ”
“ i know you wanna buy my stocks, but fuck you! ”
“ i'm keeping your stocks. ”
“ that's right you ugly little girl! ”
“ and your stupid nose! ”
“ i'm taking everything from you! ”
“ i'm taking over victoria's secret, i'm taking over best buy! ”
“ and everyone else can leave! ”
“ blam! and it busted a nut! then and there! ”
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