SQUID SISTERS (SPLATOON) / SENTENCE STARTERS.
Quotes & sentences taken from the video game characters, Callie & Marie, from the series, Splatoon. Feel free to change the sentences as you see fit.
Some sentences have been altered to fit in more general contexts.
“Road trip! You wanna go for a ride?”
“Only some of them? Why not all of them?!”
“Daah… I think securing the central area here is key?”
“Hey, do you have change for the vending machine?”
“I just saw a SUPER fresh car drive by! I want it!”
“Didn’t you just fail your driving test last week?”
“Let’s use the airways responsibly, _____!”
“My strategy is to not give away my strategy.“
“Remember working here part-time back in the day?”
“The best thing about working here was quitting.”
"Okay, _____! What’s your favorite strategy here?”
"You know, salted squid is a delicacy in some places.”
“Ah, staring at the ocean is so therapeutic…”
“Sure. If by ‘fun’ you mean ABSOLUTELY TERRIFYING!”
“Uhh… This is, like, an oil field, right? Should we really be tossing explosives around?”
“Float like a jellyfish, sting like a… jellyfish.”
“Oh, you’ll bust something, alright.”
“_____, you’re being weird. Like, more than usual.”
“Are you sure it’s not the other way around?”
"Umm…watch your back. And your front!”
"Watch me bust a sick ollie, brah!”
“Look at all the cargo! I can hardly CONTAINER myself.”
“I wanna try racing one of those forklifts around…!”
“Winning is temporary, but looking cool is forever.”
“Shhh! What about ‘secret’ do you not understand?!”
“It’s a good thing I’m not afraid of heights, heh…”
“There’s NO way I’m getting in a helicopter with you!”
“Why camp when I can just be lazy at home?”
“WHOOOA! I can see the mountains in in the distance!”
“The sunset looks spectacular from way up here.”
“This bridge has been under construction, like, forever.”
“Art schmart. I wish this was a science museum.”
"What do you think they’re extracting from this pit?”
"Sure, I guess. If you’re into that…”
“You don’t always need a reason to have cool stuff.”
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