good lird

elliott | any pronouns | 20 | digital artist bleehhhhh

[benjimint]

beware of the kaw who speaks in uelueuelele

[losingmyshrimpmind]

Go my "nothing bad ever happened no one went missing Dess is at college" kriselle slop

[blinguie]

leave it all behind

[pronouncingitwang]

at some point in your life you will be boiling fruit, water, sugar, and lemon juice in a pot to make a syrup or jam. the instructions will tell you to simmer for a certain amt of time. your timer will go off and you will look at the pot and go, "hm, this doesn't look thick enough. maybe i'll let it go for another 10 minutes." this is the devil speaking. it's only so liquid right now because it is at boiling point. it will thicken when it cools down. learn from the follies of my youth and do not let this happen to you

[yokowan]

at some point in your life you will be making a sauce or a stew in which you need to add cornstarch to thicken it. and you will prepare a slurry of starch in cold water and think "this looks like way too little starch to thicken this amount of liquid." this is the devil speaking. cornstarch instantly polymerizes at 95°C and if you add too much it will turn into an impossibly thick goop.

[le-jardin-inculte]

at some point in your life you will be making some sort of cream based dessert that requires gelatin to thicken it. and you will soak some gelatin sheets in water and think "this is too few gelatin sheets for this amount of cream." this is the devil speaking. it will thicken in the fridge and if you add too much you will end up with milk jelly

[shithowdy]

at some point in your life you will be baking cookies. you will take the sheet out after twelve minutes as the recipe instructs and the cookies will still be glistening and soft. "these don't seem cooked enough," you will think to yourself, "i should place them back into the oven until their edges are nice and golden." this is the devil talking. this is how you get dry, overdone cookies. the cookies will continue to bake on the warm sheet for several more minutes and then harden up after sitting on a rack for a while. trust the process. trust the process.

[whitachi]

at some point in your life you will be adding a small pasta to a soup and you will think "that is not enough small pasta." this is the devil talking. the pasta will absorb the stock and expand. this is how you end up with a soup that is a solid mass of soggy ditalini.

[araceil]

At some point in your life you will be adding garlic to a dish and you will think "that is not enough garlic." These are angels speaking. They are correct. Add more garlic.

[wombrion]

wire mother and wire mother

[vengorian-countess]

One of the baffling bits of the deltarune community has always been the obsession on Gaster as the main villain/leader of the fountain gang.

Especially since the fountain gang seemingly steals the Soul from him at the beginning of the game to put it into Kris.

[cowinf]

Morning Jog :^)

....and since Gaster was out they put Eram on email duty

[devilrose]

Slay the Spire Wigglypaint. Slay the Wiggly Spire, even

[mionzoka]

Ohhh a rain world mass attack thing

[dimetrodone]

Guinea Fowl

[veggiecrunch-art]

What if Toriel had that shit on

[filthburger]

people debate about whether wojaks carry fascism within them inherently or not, and yknow, maybe there's something to be said about how symbols work etc, and then you see a communist make a meme that features the one that's drooling with a dent in his head to represent someone who is incorrect, and you just kind of take a pause and ask yourself what the fuck is wrong with everybody

[thejewellerybox]

Gannet Diving necklace by Rie Taniguchi

[roscolux]

need to beam this tweet directly into everyone's minds right now

[fishtax]

He was surprisingly chill ab being rejected

[beebfreeb]

[urie]

stop calling it a girl dinner and call it by its formal name: Fend For Yourself dinner in an ingredients household

[queer-reader-07]