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i couldn’t even pick just one favorite humorous moment if you asked because honestly
“THROW! THROW UNTIL YOUR IRON LEFT ARM BREAKS!”
“MAKE SURE YOU TALK ME UP TO GUTS!”
how do you deal with so many fans of the show being anime bro assholes? i liked this berserk meme page on fb and there was one joking about her rape, and it made me want to scream. and of course all the comments are some variation of lololol #triggered. it makes me feel guilty for enjoying the world miura created but at the same time i want to fight these mother fuckers. i guess ultimately i have to get over it and this question is rhetorical but it still makes me upset
Hmmmmmmmm.
Three guesses that you’re referring to Guts, The Black Swordsman, because I s2g I just unfollowed them a few days ago over the same thing. If you’re not talking about them, then I’m still not surprised because there are so many FB pages that are like that, including them (and it disappoints me because I made amicable comments on their page in the past despite that they reposted my cosplay photos without permission).
Honestly, beyond just ignoring, blocking, and avoiding this side of the fanbase, the one thing that makes me feel better is the thought that if Guts was real, he most likely would not like these people. A lot of fans idolize Guts because he represents an idealization of masculinity, as well as a symbol of a bygone era of anime and manga that embraced such masculinity (that and because nerds like to whine about how much better the 80s and 90s were). Long explanation short, while Guts certainly embodies these hypermasculine traits, he also defies and deconstructs them, despite how many fans actively ignore such traits and observations. Here are some examples:
Guts cares about his friends and loved ones - A LOT
Guts just wants to belong somewhere and to have a family
Guts tries to please people whom he wants to impress because he cares about how those who are closest to him perceive him
Guts takes rejection very hard
Guts doesn’t like hurting innocent people and he doesn’t like it when other people hurt innocent people (Wyald storyline, hint hint)
Guts is poetic
Guts loves Casca unconditionally (and I really don’t think fans understand what unconditional love means, despite how volume 9 basically described it; then again, a lot of these fans are sexist, so I wouldn’t be surprised)
Guts love/d Griffith (to whatever homoerotic degree of your choosing) and I don’t think he’s ashamed of it (despite how homophobic the fandom is)
Guts is not afraid to cry
Whenever Guts leaves people that he holds dearest to him behind, bad things happen
Being a super-killing machine is physically, psychologically, and spiritually eating away at Guts
Guts feels remorse for many of his actions and tries to make up for them
Guts always wants to pay back people who are good to him
Guts hurts a lot and he just want to find a place or a person to help wash aways his pain
Suffice to say that whenever Guts is being a macho-douchebag that the fans admire, the story isn’t painting it as being a good thing, and that’s why he went through so much character development in the first place! Guts isn’t a knight not that the title makes a person good in shining armor or a purveyor for goodness, but he’s probably one of the most decent men in this world, and I think that’s definitely a reason why people gravitate toward him.
With all that being said, do you really think Guts - if he were real - would be the type of guy who would joke about women being assaulted and raped?
I didn’t think so.
(You know how in a lot of media centered around teen life where there is a football team full of obnoxious assholes except for the one token nice guy? Guts is that guy.)
I think one thing we can take from the story - and I think Miura meant it too - is that Berserk is a coming of age story about two boys growing up in this brutal, patriarchal world, and that you have three outcomes: you grow up to be like Guts, you grow up to be like Griffith, or you grow up to be any of the shitty secondary and background characters whose sole existence is to prey on the weak.
Many fans want to be like Guts but fail, some manage to be like Griffith which isn’t extremely admirable in a certain context, and a lot just end up being douchebags.*
In fact, you notice how - with the exception of Griffith - all bad men in the Berserk-verse are conventionally fugly, but luckily have a 8/10 chance of being killed off, often hacked apart by Guts?
Just imagine that the fanbase are those people.
Irony.
* It goes without saying that I’M NOT TALKING ABOUT ALL MALE FANS because I know a lot of male fans who aren’t douchebags
Things I need to talk about at length but I don’t have time to talk about this morning
The significance of touch in Berserk
The idea that post-eclipse Casca cannot “express” herself (I disagree)
The kindness of women towards other women in Berserk
Guts and children
How Miura encourages patience in his readers (no, it’s not about hiatuses)
Really weird details that Miura gets right that are just…he didn’t need to get them right, but he sure did.
Even the funny parts are bloody and violent.
Bless you, Berserk.
i really hope all of you know about this scp
I regret to inform everyone that I got a w h i f f of SCP content and ended up doing an anatomy study (if you can call it that) on 049
Whoever made his model (I’m pretty sure it was the Volgun) needs to shine some freaking light into his hood cuz I cannot see SHEIT!!!!
Also I was conflicted on which design I liked better so I kinda mashed the two when I did his side profile
Can you tell I’m absolute shit at shading?
Anyways, here’s some smaller doodles for the road
Full image under the cut (cw: Nudity??? Technically 049’s always nude-ish since his robes are his skin)
The SCP fandom has always been pretty loose with certain characters and how theyre portrayed in fan media but one of the funniest characterizations that seemingly spawned out of nowhere is 035 being excessively, incredibly, flamboyantly gay for 049
I think if you could pick up Genji or Hanzo, they'd just go limp like ferrets.
Bowstaff wip…..hell yeah
Someone has a crushhhhhhh oooooooooooh
Konig NSFW Headcanons
Warning: NSFW CONTENT AND MDNI
- Enjoys dominating you whenever he feels like your becoming too bratty with him. He fixes your attitude by edging you or using the most degrading filthy words you deserve to hear
- He’s very sensitive so leaving hickeys and giving him light feathery touches make him whimper and start begging for more. If teased for too long he gets sexually frustrated and takes it out on you
- He’s into role play and it makes him feral when you dress up so sexy for him. Whether it be a sexy police officer or a hot nurse he won’t be able to hide the smirk on his face or his erection starting to throb at your seductive acts
- He’s into spanking you until your ass cheeks are burnt red. Finds it amusing when you whine every time he massages the impacted area. Makes you count them and he laughs feeling pity for you when you stop counting them. The pained pleasure being too much for you to keep count
- Likes being tied up and teased. Running your hands down his abs or telling him all the things you need him to do to you has him pulling on the restraints and breathing heavily. Begging you to let him go so he could satisfy and give you everything you want from him and more
- Loves shower sex and lifts you up against the wall and fucks his cock into you only hearing water splashes with each thrust as he comes inside you.
- Enjoys hearing your moans and will do everything whether it be edging you or fucking you a little too rough to hear you scream his name motivating him to fuck you even harder
- When he’s feeling stressed he asks permission to go rough on you letting him fuck all the worries and problems away. He pounds into you roughly making your eyes tear up and he eerily goes silent and only speaks to degrade you. Chasing his orgasm first before ever caring about your enjoyment. He apologizes when he finishes inside you and he lays down to cuddle you afterwards.
- Loves grabbing your throat while he ruts into you demanding you tell him who you belong to and if your too fucked senseless to answer him he calls you degrading names
- When he fucks you deep and rough as he hears you cry and touch the bulge on your stomach he’s forming inside you, he calls you his tiny little fuck toy and you boost his ego when you tell him he’s too big
- Calls you pathetic when you just can’t handle his size reminding you that you just begged him to go deeper yet you can’t handle a few extra inches of his cock
- He won’t take no for an answer when you tell him you can’t do it again. Once he sees you squirt for the first time,he makes you squirt again for him multiple times afterwards. Orgasm after orgasm he praises you for being such a good girl after he’s fucked you clean from any other liquids you give him. If he’s mean enough he’ll have you drink water after each fingered squirt you give him
- Loves talking you through the pleasure and praises you for taking him so well knowing his size does more than enough to make you orgasm quickly
- Has you ride him but he does everything possible to make it enjoyable for you. He has you lay on his chest as he holds your back in a tight bear hug as he pounds you roughly making you moan as you jump up and down on his fat cock
- He loves playing games and being mean when you deserve it. He cuffs your hands behind your back while he shoves a gag in your mouth. He tells you your not allowed to cum unless you use your words for it. He teases,plays and degrades you having you buck into his hips and drool around the gag. He edges you as long as he likes and every time your about to cum he stops and he’ll tell you to use your words and beg for it. When you can’t say anything, he laughs watching you cry and fight the restraints for more. When he’s had enough he fucks you hard and rough. Taking literal seconds, he has you cum and pathetically leave a ring of cum on the base of his cock. You shake as your orgasm hits you and you drop, whimpering and crying from the satisfaction.
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