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Animorphs!

#hell yeah brother

whyenn-reader

you are not immune to inventing an arbitrary set of rules that only you have to adhere to

Failed panoramic.

define failed

dude

the dream is collapsing

localcryptic

taking antidepressants and listening to nine inch nails so the effects cancel out and my libido comes out perfectly normal

sailermoon

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

silvernevermind

small town diner waitress voice: Omelas? Oh, oh no, easy mistake, you're in oh - MAY - las right now, with an A. Plenty' people get the name mixed up. Nope, no utopia here, just our small little town. *face gets really grim* We do still.. Okay well we do still have a kid that we... I mean it isn't working but- well- You know. It- It's fine. I'm sure it'll start working soon.

hiveswap

they dont tell you this but you carry your upset younger self in you like a parasitic twin

miche-perez

"Is that your man? Yes, thats mine." 😌

Armand/Daniel nation how we feelin' this weekend! 😩

Devil's minion

that one friend that got trapped in the time loop and is soooooooooo annoying about it. you tell them a childhood fact and theyre like "you already told me that in the time loop" 🙄 okay sorry i dont remember that? stop flexing your knoweldge of reset timelines dude, its unfair. my mom doesnt even know your name and you're mournfully talking about how the taste of her home cooking reminds you of the time you watched us all die at the dinner table. its fucking weird. nobody wants to hear that while they're eating macaroni dude. cmon. you spent like 10 years in that timeloop arent you like mentally 40 now. 😑😑😑 grow up.