one star uber driver named "wife of tarantula"

avi || he/him || 23 trans rights are human rights. abolish ICE obsessing over Fallen Hero atm i post about my ocs a lot. talk to me about them. if you dare i have a critical role sideblog @jokesterlavorre

[localcryptic]

...it seems to me that this comet feels me

[fintan-pyren]

Obviously blonde4blonde ships are fucked up and scary, but it's important to remember that fiction isn't reality. Many people enjoy things in fiction that would be fucked up irl, and writing blonde4blonde ships doesn't inherently mean that someone is actually okay with two blonde people dating in real life.

[thelambliesdown1974]

everyone on the block hates me because I have to take my pet loose sheet of aluminum siding on a walk every day at 3am

[localcryptic]

ocd is awesome because my real genuine therapeutic homework for the week is Every time i catch myself falling down a rabbit hole reading discourse posts i Have to stop everything i'm doing and watch a youtube video of someone tearing apart a book i'll never read

[parakavka]

Today a very friendly Golden Retriever came up to me and I said "hey buddy :D" and the owner asked "do you know each other?" like his dog had a social life he didn't know about

[npdclaraoswald]

A doll youtuber I watch has made a video about the history of Polly Pocket, and she's describing the plots of the dvd specials, one of which features an elderly woman named Ms. Throckmorton, and my reaction was

[localcryptic]

it's amazing what 20mg of adderall and a cup of iced tea can do. i'm getting up to all sorts of crazy activities like Doing My Laundry and Actually Wanting To Do My Hobbies That I Enjoy

[parkchanwoohoo]

Uncle: [Hi!! Been a while!]

Me: [Hi, Uncle. It's been a while. How have you been?]

Uncle: [Wow, your Korean is GREAT!]

Me: [Please don't say that, Uncle]

Uncle: [Oh, (negated verb) so (adjective), I've been (verb)(present progressive particle) a lot and you know my (noun) is (adjective)]

[parkchanwoohoo]

Me: Uncle it's important to me that you know that I don't understand most of what you're saying rn

Uncle: Ah, your (adjective) (noun) again. Listen, you (past tense verb) (adverb) and worked (adverb) and it really (not even sure, it could be a verb or noun)

Me: Uncle, I can, uh, "guess" (English) your meaning, but I'm not being, uh, humility, I really don't understand

Uncle: And yet here we are, (verb)(present) with no problems!!

[drysqu1d]

i tend to avoid discourse because most of it is trite and pointless but just this once i feel like i need to state my opinion: i think everyone should bend to my dark and evil will

[drysqu1d]

genuinely so curious as to what happens in Formula One racing

[butchfagminotaur]

the sims will never not be one of the funniest games on the planet

[tira4sii]

hopelessly addicted to ocxoc (dina belongs to @crowshuh )

[kidhellion]

comm for @payloadofgeckos based off their fic

,,,poor ric....

[innerchildabortionclinic]

my sons ranked from most to least hard to love

[rwibbit]

happy pride

[byjove]

could you imagine if it happened this pride month

[postnuclearophelia]

Sometimes knowing spoilers for shows is more fun cause u get to spend the show being like how the fuck does that even end up happening ..

[flufflecat]

almost time