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...it seems to me that this comet feels me

#my art #great comet #natasha pierre and the great comet of 1812 #pierre bezukhov #who's up posting about great comet in the year of our lord 2023 #and drawing again 👍 that's cool #crypticart

ur great comet post made ME relapse !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! fuck i guess this sure is a complicated russian novel!!! and everyone's got NINE different names!!!!!!!

if only i had some kind of booklet or flyer with information that would help me keep track of all these names and relationships. if i did i would just look it up that information in there ...... hold on........ i'm receiving a call

#hi i hope you're having fun with being insane too #i swear every great comet relisten i find a new thing to appreciate #this time i've become obsessed with natasha's line in Find Anatole #and i STARE like a HUNTED WOUNDED ANIMAL... he CAN'T BE MARRIED!#great comet going triple platinum in my heart for the 9th year in a row #one of my next tattoos is gonna be related to great comet mark my worms

casgirl

Characters who are like “let’s run away together let’s get away from all this” when it’s already too late!!!!!!!

tira3sii

Sometimes a heatwave means that you have to mow your lawn at night for your own safety and health and since your street doesn't have much in the way of streetlights your roommate just has to follow you around with their phone flashlight while you mow at 9pm

#the midnight mower and his well lit lackey.....

localcryptic

guys there's literally a war going on out there somewhere. and guess who isn't here. just one guess bro

eden-evercrisp

I apologize for my preview reblog of yours.

I thought you were talking about comet as in the cleaning chemical.

didnt know it was a piece of media.

Now that being said

I will now be taking another two day hiatus to emotionally recover

localcryptic

LITERALLY DONT APOLOGIZE I WAS LAUGHING OUT LOUD i thought you were doing a bit and was trying to come up with a clever response DHSJFHF

#natasha pierre and the great comet of 1812 is a very cool musical if you are a freak #it's my emotional support EDM opera adaptation of ~70 pages of War and Peace #i'm reblogging and adding onto this post every time i start feeling insane about it again #which usually coincides with a relisten #but yeah great comet makes me feel Big Feelings

toastyglow

"it's inscrutable" maybe to you it is. I scrute it all the time

i-give-you-a-fish

You get a Milkfish

Chanos chanos

fish-identifier

i scrute the milkfish

#i really like this post #reading this like playing dnd and you narrate all your actions out lout #Roll for scrute

guys there's literally a war going on out there somewhere. and guess who isn't here. just one guess bro

#great comet #dave malloy you are insane

selkeie

anyway

make fem OCs who don't have breasts

selkeie

give that woman a double mastectomy today

#:^) in our rock star AU evelyn gets top surgery at some point #just bc she wanted to <3 bodily autonomy ftw

localcryptic

attempting the "be normal about great comet" challenge

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Revenge for @localcryptic of Ripley 🖤🚬

#WEEEEEE YAYY YIPPEEEE THANK YOUUUUUU #his depression swag..... awesome #god this rocks. his forlorn expression and the greyscale and the cigarette. if he was a musician this would be the cover of his first album #and only like a couple years after first releasing it he's like fuckkk why did i choose to be such an edgelord this is so embarrassing #only TRUE FANS know about THIS ALBUM 😤 and you HAVE to listen to the original that was recorded in his garage on a potato #if you listen to the remaster you're a POSER #this is awesome thank you i'm gonna burn his character playlist to a cd just so i can print this out as the cover

websitevisitor

please look at the name of this drink i saw at a boba place the other day

lovewithagirl

image description: a photograph of a red and white milkshake with a caption underneath it that reads, "SUNBURNT WHITEBOY / Vanilla blended to perfection; mixed with strawberry swirls and strawberry puree; topped with whipped cream." / end description

my next batch of artfight attacks :3 ooh we’re experimenting let’s go

feat. tegan by @glitchy-npc, marion by @lamiales (and my ripley recreating a scene from legally blonde), aurora by @amatres, cecelia by @sidesteppostinghours, and sadiq by @kidhellion

shameless self promo

An art gifting game

#artfight #artfight 2026 #crypticart #fhr #fallen hero rebirth #fhr sidestep #tegan wells #marion lee #aurora #cecilia rider #sadiq al-basri #oc art #artists on tumblr #ripley hawthorn #he’s there too

unification

*torturing you* dude trust me, something really cool happens. you just have to reflect on it for a bit. i'm doing this because i want you to reach your full potential okay?

#this was the farm @ sidestep

ankle-beez

localcryptic

incapacitated by banana bread

localcryptic

This is what we get for discovering that weed can be ingested via baked goods

incapacitated by banana bread

godkillerbrigade

going to the corner store to get more corners

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