[shiverandqueeef]

how measurements work in canada (ie/ badly)

[smeagles]

mind you i’m doing this shit while employed. never give up

[goodman-grace]

Geralt's a fake ass homosexual if I had Joey Batey trailing after me for 20 years singing ballads about how amazing I was and tenderly stitching up my wounds after I got my ass kicked and gently washing my hair and was so devoted to me that everyone called him my bard I would've fucked him so hard that his vertebrae would be shooting out of his mouth like a pez dispenser but maybe that's just me.

[jessaerys]

my evil superpower is that i am really, really good at the fine-tuning of emotional manipulation for ads which i only use for fb marketplace but if i had less of a moral compass i could make bank in advertisement

[jessaerys]

i didn't actually buy this i inherited it from my roommate who bought it and gave it to me to make some money off of. but that's not a good enough story. the facts are right but we need a more relatable framework, we need to be trendy, we need an adhd mention. adhd mention stocks are way up with brooklyn libs who would buy an espresso machine. clear, clean picture with a plant for the algorithm, which favors aesthetically pleasing pictures. if you get this espresso machine, your mornings will be green and bright. pets work too but use judiciously, you don't want to gross out non-animal people. then you hit them with the challenge that doubles as a disclaimer in case they are unhappy with their purchase: if you buy this espresso maker, you can be a sophisticated person who can handle a delicate machine, unlike me, who is not sophisticated, who is not a coffee connoisseur, like you are, reader. so now that i have lightly self-deprecated which has gotten you into an open, receptive mood, you go in for the kill: a call to action that's a little bit pathetic. sold in 2 days

[sleepdeprivedsurgeon]

funniest thing to ever happen was when my boyfriend put on the first episode of columbo (which i'd never seen) but he wouldn't tell me what show it was he would only say "you'll get it when he shows up." but a fun fact about the first episode of columbo is that he doesn't show up for 32 minutes and when he does, he silently walks into the room with a cigar and does a little pose and goes "hi i'm columbo."

[anonpolls]

How long do you believe you could stay in total isolation from people? (Given all other needs are met requiring sanitation, nourishment and entertainment)

<12 hours

12 hours

1 day

1 week

2-3 weeks

1 month

2-6 months

1 year

>1 year

Remaining time: 4 days 23 hours

Thanks, Anon!

-submit your poll!-

[theapplepielifestyle]

at the romance bookshop i work at we have this little board which will have a question like WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ROMANCE BOOK and it changes every few weeks. customers write post it notes and stick them up on the board.

and oh my god guys. people do NOT know what the fuck a romance book is. no matter what we ask there will be a post it note saying "the hunger games." this week someone said the bible. the BIBLE.

idk if you know this guys but the bible isn't a romance book. the hunger games is not a romance book. all these fuckass books with a romance SUBPLOT aren't romance books! words have MEANINGS!

this weekend before we opened i wrote a post it saying "romance book = a book FOCUSED ON A ROMANCE that has a HEA." and put it on the board. then 5 minutes before we opened i took it off again because that is not the point of the board! the point of the board is to get customers to engage and have a fun time at the shop and feel like part of the community! it does NOT matter what book they put down as long as they put down a book!

that being said. that board is a new source of rage in my life lmao

[hard--byte]

the hottest thing a guy can be is barely conscious on the floor while someone lifts his head up by the hair so that you can see his glazed out eyes and the blood running down his face

[virgoos]

sub this dom that. what if they are both completely chained to their devotion to each other. they’re rendered powerless by it. nobody is driving the bus.

[oh-good]

Young Cathy and Heathcliff find a half staved unconscious Jane Eyre on the moors and poked her with a stick to see if she's dead. She isn't roused by their proding and they don't care enough to try and help her so it isn't mentioned in either book.

[bluismie]

“we’ll be fine”

[linusbenjamin]

Matthew McConaughey as Rust Cohle True Detective 1.04 "Who Goes There"

[theapplepielifestyle]

Will this series come out next month? It's anyone's guess, and I for one am on the edge of my seat 😂

My new spicy MM Romance series, BOSSY BODYGUARDS, has: -a bored actor who keeps getting cast as a commanding badass x his massive bodyguard who knows he secretly wants to be the one getting bossed around -a bratty model who wants something to do while he's hiding in a cabin x his much older bodyguard who's going to put this little shit over his knee if he flirts with him again -hurt/comfort -spanking -stalkers -making each other food = romance -falling in love via BDSM <3

if you want to help this series exist, go check it out on Kickstarter!

[elinordash]

He had a way about him.

[shinesurge]

clingy

[julesjuliiet]

my sweet boys 🥹🩷🩷 i haven’t drawn them together in so so long! everyone say thank you @isleofmae for this wonderful commission. 🎀

[asbrit]

sauver une vie