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@decapitarus-blog
selfmartyred:
❝ wow. you really brought the sunshine with you, didn’t you? ❞
“i thought me being a GRIMM would give you an idea i’m not the soul of the party, usually. more like the party wrecker more often than not.”
Nick Burkhardt - Grimm 1.1
“If I were Catholic, and I’m not, but if I were, I’d say you were going to hell.”
epic sentences meme | @selfmartyred | accepting!
"YOU KNOW what’s the funniest part about this? ---you aren’t the first to say that.”
First & Last Appearances by Season: Nick Burkhardt
selfmartyred:
@decapitarus | starter call
❝ i’m not dying. i’m just sick. geez. ❞
“you know being sick is a way of ending up dead, DON’T YOU?”
@conciiliator
“i’ve been through worse than this before, TRUST ME.”
and he MEANS IT -- wesen were his specialty as far as he was concerned. surely a hexenbiest was always a handful, especially when she seemed to be the kind that had been TURNED, but he had survived adalind (and eve, but he’s better off not thinking of eve), which granted him better experience than any OUTSIDER, as such was the case of the man before him.
to HELL with it, burkhardt figures: he’s broken enough rules to make the wesen council hate the very mention of his name, so lets that small reminder go.
“FIRST THINGS FIRST: why is she after you, or better yet, why are you after her? hexenbiests don’t usually go after people that don’t have SOMETHING to offer, in some sense. or that haven’t pissed them off in some way.”
epic sentences!
@slytherrus & i came up with these sentences during our almost two-year period of role-playing together. all of these sentences come from our imagination. there is nsfw content.
“He was not a sheep; he was a man.”
“Get me a fucking napkin; I have snot to clean up.”
“I’m downloading a James Deen film!”
“Keep getting whatever from your daddy all you like, but don’t include me– that’s a level of psychoanalysis I’m not yet willing to pay for.”
“HOW DARE YOU DISCONNECT MY KPOP!”
“YOU DISGRACEFUL, GREASY, MAYONNAISE, SNUFF-LOVING PRICK!”
“I figure this will be easiest in terms of keeping you from guzzling straight out of the milk carton.”
“You’ve made it your life’s mission to spread your germs on all of our food so as I might wither away and leave you with an extra bedroom.”
“I assumed I’d be moping up your vomit on the kitchen floor before prying you off some guy who makes his profession in tinting window.”
“I don’t need your grease monkey whining tonight.”
“Look at my leg! And recount what I said!”
“The last tub of Neapolitan ice cream was left and she had to fight an elderly woman for it.”
“You have a great interest in napoleon for reasons I am unsure how to articulate.”
“See! You never listen to me!”
“Would it kill you, for once, just to give me the time of day!”
“I fucking said NEAPOLITAN ICE CREAM. Where the fuck do you get NAPOLEON from this exchange?!”
“I’m not the piñata at your backwoods, Wal-Mart registered wedding.”
“You’ll go to women’s prison.”
“I can have the apartment to myself and you’ll be stuck hoping your steroid-ladened girlfriend will take a moment away from her busy career brewing toilet wine so she can listen to your IDIOTIC problems.”
“If you don’t stop turning your speakers on full-volume prior to eight o’clock ante meridiem, I’ll be forced to throw your laptop in the shower.”
“If I were Catholic, and I’m not, but if I were, I’d say you were going to hell.”
“So what if he used a penis pump?”
“You’ve pumped and I may vomit.”
“Have you considered getting a penis pump?”
“Piss is sterile.”
“I can feel it in my vagina.”
“Worried about the person with a fist up their butt.”
“I always fear I might contract a HYGIENIC DISEASE whenever you TALK about it.”
“I’ve now discovered what baby powder can do for unwashed hair.”
“ Do you, as is my theory, have the IQ of a chihuahua?”
“Right now, I don’t really care if you think I have the IQ of a chihuahua.”
ana:
“… do you want a drink? i have tea, coffee, & alcohol.”
“i think coffee would work better right now.”
“actually… i just miss you.”
five word prompt! | @italianexoticbeauty | accepting!
“---i know, but i can’t be there right now, mary. sorry.” being a grimm wasn’t easy, but neither was being a detective -- all nighters sometimes just happen, it’s somewhere within the basic lines of the job.
ana:
“if that’s all you want to say then it is.”
( translation: i’m here if you want to talk )
“... alright.”
( translation: thank you for not pushing it. )
"Are you finishing that or...?"
five word prompt! | @tachiisms | accepting!
“---do you want it?" he eyes the delicacy idly from his seat; hunger was hard to manage when he felt HOLLOWED OUT. he’s fine, he’s fine, he’s fine. perhaps if he repeats it enough times, he’ll be able to convince himself. “you can have it, i’m not really feeling the cop and donuts combo today.”
“don’t even think about it.” (??)
five word prompt! | @dissolvedshadows | accepting!
“i didn’t know you were a MIND-READER as well, ana.” his reply comes out from his mouth as perhaps more bitter than planned, but he can always play it off as him being exhausted --- one day that was bound not to work, he’s aware, especially considering the other to be very perceptive but he trusts ana to be sensible enough not to try to poke and prod at his raw spots. “... sorry, i didn’t mean to sound snappy, i’m just. TIRED.”
“This is fucked.”
five word prompt! | @tachiisms | accepting!
“TELL ME ABOUT IT.”
ana:
“okay —— any particular reason why?”
“... does it sound enough if i say i had a bad day at work?”
five word prompts
an-exotic-writer:
[inspired by this]
“actually… i just miss you.”
“alright, i’ll leave you alone.”
“and slowly… i was forgotten.”
“and then everything just disappears.”
“and where do i go?”
“anyone could tell from here.”
“are you finishing that or…?”
“are you stupid or stupid?”
“anything, just call me, okay?”
“bitch better have my money.”
“bro… that’s so… not cool…”
“but did you do it?”
“call me now. it’s urgent.”
“can’t you listen to me?”
“cross that. don’t answer that.”
“don’t even think about it.”
“don’t you dare walk away.”
“do it. i dare you.”
“did you think i forgot?”
“eventually… you just move on.”
“even if you still do.”
“everything will fall into place.”
“fight me, you attractive stranger.”
“for once, i need you.”
“for once… i was right.”
“for once… i was wrong.”
“forget i even asked you.”
“forget it. you fucking suck.”
“fuck’s sake, what’s your problem?”
“fuck off. i mean it.”
“give and take. that’s life.”
“great. perfect. nice. fuck this.”
“have you lost your mind?”
“hello? it’s me. i was-”
“hey… that wasn’t so nice.”
“here’s a glass of whatever.”
“how about a hug, hm?”
“how about you make me?”
“i haven’t forgot you yet.”
“i can’t be around you.”
“i don’t need you, really.”
“i don’t need this now.”
“is this your first time?”
“it’s just a cut, really.”
“it wasn’t me, i swear!”
“i said i love you.”
“just don’t fuck it up.”
“just… come back alive, okay?”
“just make sure you’ve eaten.”
“kick his ass for me.”
“killed him? wait, what, literally?”
“life really sucks. feel better.”
“letting go hurts… a lot.”
“let me live, will you?”
“no, i don’t need you.”
“nothing can hurt me now.”
“nothing matters anymore to me.”
“okay it was me… so?”
“people lie all the time.”
“pipe the fuck down, asshole.”
“please, you can’t die now.”
“please don’t leave me alone.”
“quiet. they can hear us.”
“quick! give me your phone!”
“quicker, you freaking piece of-”
“quit it or i’ll bite.”
“quit staring! they’ll notice us!”
“really? do i look stupid?”
“real smooth, tripping over air.”
“rise and shine, sweet thing.”
“rise and fucking shine, motherfucker.”
“seriously? give me a break.”
“so… what are we now?”
“so… did you miss me?”
“so… can we go eat?”
“so… when’s the next flight?”
“so… how did everything go?”
“sometimes, i wish you died.”
“so what? you did it.”
“time passes slower without you.”
“then what do you suggest?”
“the fuck? who are you?”
“then you tell me why.”
“this is not working out.”
“this isn’t what i wanted.”
“this is all a fucking disaster.”
“when did it all happen?”
“who knew you’d be here?”
“why do i even bother?”
“why do i love you?”
“why didn’t you tell me?”
“you’re just… so, so stupid.”
“you can’t be here now.”
“you look like an accident.”
“you really need to go.”
“you know who to call.”
“zero fucks given. next please.”