0 days since last mold incident

shoo / he/him / crosseyed and painless

[discardingimages]

demonic pigs attack

Vincent of Beauvais, Le Mirouer historial (French translation of Speculum historiale), Paris 1463

BnF, Français 50, fol. 256v

[orcboxer]

honesrly if this happened to me I would be so fucked

[bonivers]

if people know a showrunner by name then u just know they were committing war crimes throughout their shows

[feastofsnakes]

they added another luftballon while you were sleeping

[amazoogle]

got the dishwasher going today. washer and dryer too. ac and heat both running full blast. all the faucets are on. im using my car's engine as a generator to power one of the trees in the yard. its easy to see why they call it Tuesday

[decapodparty]

does anyone here have a tumblr

[decapodparty]

negative reviews of obsession irk me so much because so many of the reviewers dont seem to have watched the movie? and if they did, theyre mad the narrative didnt hold your hand and say "bear is a bad person" as if his actions dont speak clearly for themselves

[shinyeternatus]

they want you to care more about 'job' than yuri... don't fall for this scam

[heterogendermannerism]

you guys should watch world cup im not even joking

[coughloop]

waiter can i have another menu now i finished reading this one

[kaylmao]

work like a red onion

play like a white onion

fuck like a green onion

[mrsterlingeverything]

Charli album out tonight, block every gay guy you see right now. A good offense is the best defense

[humiliationvictim]

Constantly humiliated

[allenkeehl]

Me rn, me all the time

[humiliationvictim]

You’re extremely late to the party. We all already finished laughing at this

[shetheyslain]

Pussy with mahogany wood panelling >>>>

[decapodparty]

another shocking part of car shopping is how paywalled most features are. dual ac is multiple trims up from a base model? my 2008 car comes with heated seats, dual ac for all 3 rows, and power seats for the driver and passenger by default. what happened in the last 18 years?? I had assumed that newer cars would get more features by default but instead they all come equipped with useless bullshit like smart cruise control. I can drive using my own hands and feet, thanks

[aflo]

pinkpantheress looks like the kindest girl in your 7th grade english class

[aflo]

I feel like if you asked her for a pencil she'd give you her mechanical one with a cap eraser

[3000s]

Yes, your dentist can absolutely tell if you masturbated at home before your appointment. And in fact, a shower and change of clothes does little to hide this. The best step forward is to apologize to your dentist for masturbating.

[3000s]

- mockup of results from my new search engine called "Google OCD"

[newtype-exe]

Kid with a bluey backpack on the flight to Sydney this must be his mecca