record label or harem? who knows!

best bandom redacted blog in the business

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send in your [redacted] thoughts about any decaydance band members (fob, p!atd, tai..., cobra, gch, etc) and they'll all be posted completely anonymously!

started bc @/mikeywaypussy made a post and i looove procrastinating what i actually need to be doing. inspired by @/mcrredacted. no you don't get to know who runs this, i appreciate anonymity too!! my pronouns are they/them tho

tags are based on first and last name, so patrick stump would be "ps" (i'm NOT maintagging anything). any and all ships accepted as long as they aren't incest/pedophilia/etc - ship tags are in alphabetical order, for example "ps + pw" or "gs + wb". runs on queue. NO CURRENT ERA BREADBIN URINE but other than that go fuckin nuts yall ;)

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btw if yours doesn't get posted for a while i don't hate you and i didn't block you!! it runs on queue so it can take a bit, and i try to post the topical/relevant-to-current-events ones first

side note to prevent confusion! vicky-t's tag is "va" for victoria asher, it's not "vt"

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Various decaydance people have seen this blog!

also this is the soup post everyone keeps talking about

another side note!

gabe saporta has the "gs" tag so greta salpeter (from the hush sound)'s tag is "gms" (her middle name is morgan)

ashlee simpson's tag is "as"

heychris's tag is "hcg" for heychris gutierrez

dirty's tag is "dirty's tag" bc idk his last name lmao

geoff rickly has the "gr" tag and idk guy's middle name so i'm just gonna use "guy ripley's tag"

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oh and anyone is welcome to dm me anytime to talk about something privately btw

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Lifting the no-breadbin rule from the first iteration of this post (it was never enforced well to begin with lol)

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editing the above: ashlee simpson no longer has a tag (alex suarez needed the "as" tag)

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This blog was put in horny jail!

also suarez has the "as" tag so sisky gets the "ats" tag for adam t. siska

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Btw if you're in doubt about whether [x] kink is allowed, submit it anyway! worst that would happen is i don't post the redacted (I wouldn't block you for it or anything)

also spencer's tag is "sjs" (his middle name is james) to avoid using "ss"

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carr's tag is "cmc" for carly mcclellan

mike carden has the "mc" tag so michael guy chislett gets the "mgc" tag

jon walker has "jw", so jordan mark witzigreuter (the ready set) has "jmw"

dallon weekes has "dw" so darren andrew wilson (the hush sound) has "daw"

keaton whittaker (daisy grenade) has "kw" so keegan elliott weckler (the ready set) has "kew"

alex marshall (the cab) has the "am" tag, so andrew "the butcher" mrotek (tai...) gets the "tb" tag

"fc" is for anything involving Fuck City lol

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I dont know if this is the place to talk about chris gutierrez but HOLY SHIT PLEASE I NEED HIM SO BADDDD every single time he posts i genuinely get so uncontrollably horny its not even funny.

Hes like such a sleaze ball but also super sweet😭 like i wanna suck him until his sobbing cause i just know hed make the prettiest noises

Do NOT get be started on every time he posts a risqué picture on his story (mainly his legs with those delicious tattoos sticking out of the bathtub) he knows what hes doing and it drives me crazy like ive legit put scratch marks on a table trying to keep myself from combusting

I need him to like spit on me and call me pathetic idk

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Patrick big naturals X Joe mommy kink a match made in heaven

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can we get into the milf bilvy of it all. milfvy if you will. i think this current era is possibly the hottest she’s ever been i need her so bad

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to all the people who want bottom gabe fanfiction, i will send more your way. i am like the sole provider of bottom gabe fanfiction. but i’m not sharing my ao3 handle on here, you’ll have to go looking for it or wait for it to come to you… kind of like ancient treasure.

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Pw piss kink confirmation as requested ! This whole blog post is kind of insane actually

ohh I'm so sorry but I'm pretty sure this is from one of the fake pete roleplay blogs 😭 💔

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gabe saporta pete wentz travie mccoy sandwich (patrick watches)

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im so weak for the idea of pete teasing patrick about how aroused he is like. they're making out and pete slides his thigh between patricks legs and feels his bulge and goes "god, trick, you're so hard for me already, aren't you?" and patrick whines and goes "yes, yes, im so hard, please" and when pete gets a hand inside his boxers he can feel how much he's been leaking and so he goes "and so wet too... look at how much you're dripping" and patricks so embarrassed at how that turns him on even more

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i support bottom patrick for a multitude of reasons (mainly: i think it's hot, makes my dick hard, i want to peg him, etc) but i just think it's so cunty for a guy with a big dick like him to bottom like idk it's so cute to imagine that huge thang bouncing while he gets pounded likeeee

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this tai tour has brought my crush on william beckett back in FULL FORCE… i need that old man’s pussy so bad it’s not even funny

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came across new pw piss kink confirmation… it’s confirmed that he’s asked to pee ON patrick before… I’m very normal about this…

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Walk with me. I just ran across that one reddit post where this girl admits that she accidentally conditioned her bf into getting hard every time she had her hair in a ponytail because she would put her hair up every time she gave him a blowjob…I am now considering the idea of Pete pissing in the apartment bathtub every morning before Patrick would take a shower and jerk off in there. Pavlove I guess.

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pete moaning like a girl when he gets fucked send tweet

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I can’t focus at work because I keep thinking about fucking Joe. I feel like he would make the dorkiest face when you finally fully sink onto him 😵‍💫

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the way i know joe would worship patricks body its like 2015 patrick maybe insecure as some of the weight he lost starts coming back but joe is sprung for him patricks getting thicker in the hips and thighs and chest and joe cant keep his hands off of him constantly touching every part of him and they are way way past keeping certain pieces of clothes on when they fuck so patrick feels obligated to take his shirt off despite the insecurity and he pushes joes hands off his stomach and chest at one point but joe just fucking loves it cant get enough hes biting him all over and touching and licking at his skin fucking desperately into him to see his body bounce and fuck joe has to hold back from not cumming on the spot hes so so so fucking happy patrick is so broad becasue there is just more for him to touch

-nerdtrick anon

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ourghhrrghrgh i need gabe to be mean and condescending to me. one chance please 😭🙏

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pre hiatus peterick where patrick is beating the fuck out of pete and pete is secretly enjoying it send tweet

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