be kind & respectful to children or i WILL kill you with knives
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda

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if i look back, i am lost
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@decdman
be kind & respectful to children or i WILL kill you with knives
The dead do not hurt you; only the living do.
Tess Gerritsen, The Sinner (via observando)
very serious rp starters
warning: some may be nsfw
❝ begone, thot. ❞
❝ OWO what’s this??? ❞
❝ i’m an adult virgin. ❞
❝ OOF OW MY BONES HURT. ❞
❝ welcome to my twisted mind. ❞
❝ i bless the rains down in africa. ❞
❝ why would you say something so controversial yet so brave? ❞
❝ THEN PERISH. ❞
❝ can i get uhhhhhhhh…. boneless pizza? ❞
❝ he’ll slip and slide on this banana peel! ❞
❝ i diagnose you with gay. ❞
❝ ball is life. ❞
❝ alexa, play ‘despacito’. ❞
❝ …..it’s free real estate. ❞
❝ coming out of my cage and i’ve been doing just fine. ❞
❝ why are you booing me? i’m right. ❞
❝ he protecc, but he also attac. ❞
❝ hi, welcome to chili’s. ❞
❝ ___ has been dead for ___ slutty, slutty years. ❞
❝ anyway, here’s ‘wonderwall’. ❞
❝ mmmmmm steamed clams! ❞
❝ i won’t hesitate, bITCH! ❞
❝ pretzels is the same. ❞
❝ if she breathes, she’s a THOT! ❞
❝ WHAT ARE THOOOOOOSE? ❞
❝ i wanna be a cowboy, baby! ❞
❝ FUCK yo chicken strips! ❞
❝ all according to keikaku (keikaku means plan). ❞
❝ i’d sell you to satan for one corn chip. ❞
❝ move, i’m gay. ❞
❝ it’s true, but he shouldn’t say it. ❞
❝ i never went to oovoo javer. ❞
❝ kachow! ❞
❝ guess i’ll die. ❞
❝ you know i had to do it to em. ❞
❝ oh, you haven’t heard?? ❞
❝ chipotle is my life. ❞
❝ YOU ARE ALREADY DEAD. ❞
❝ mmm mmm, creamy! ❞
❝ the last thing you’d want in your burger king burger is someone’s foot fungus, but, it turns out, that might be what you gaet. ❞
this is my forever favourite picture of him. words can’t describe how much i love this man.
‘ my brother can have all the fame ,
i’ll stick to the shadows instead . ’
FIRST THREE IN MY INBOX GET KISSES
justanotherrpmeme:
me, learning things about myself: oh this is bad
obscenely domestic starter sentences
❝ Stop man-handling the ice cream! ❞ ❝ Change the channel and I’ll kill you. ❞ ❝ You actual shit, you started without me!? ❞ ❝ Since I’m up, by default I will get your _____. ❞ ❝ Did you just throw a sock ball at me!? ❞ ❝ How about this, how about you fight the rest of the cereal by yourself and I’ll courageously make pancakes for those of us who want a little warmth in our mornings. ❞ ❝ Whiskey is a breakfast staple, anyone who says otherwise is fucking lying. ❞ ❝ My underwear are now bright pink because of you, thank you very much. ❞ ❝ Can you stop kicking me? ❞ ❝ I don’t go shopping I get and retrieve. I have a narrow focus, unlike some people. ❞ ❝ Did you walk the dog? ❞ ❝ You, me, PJ’s, pizza, bed. The PJ’s are optional. ❞ ❝ Only you could make the idea of beating up already dead meat sound attractive. ❞ ❝ I can feel you staring at me, why don’t you just come in? ❞ ❝ Good news; we have internet again! ❞ ❝ I don’t want to file taxes, why don’t you be the adult? ❞ ❝ You snuggling me over an open flame is an invitation for my nipples to disappear. ❞ ❝ I know you’re scared of my mother but contemplating arson isn’t the way to fix this. ❞ ❝ I installed a stripper pole while you were gone because it made me think of you. ❞ ❝ All I was doing was helping the barista learn to spell my name properly. The song and dance should NOT have gotten you that embarrassed. ❞ ❝ How about we just never mention this again? ❞ ❝ Have you seen my earrings/necklace/rings? ❞ ❝ You are literally the child we both want/neither of us want. ❞ ❝ Did you call the doctor about that? ❞ ❝ Let me pop it, just let me pop it, nothing bad will happen, I swear! ❞ ❝ You almost left me at the gas station! ❞ ❝ Alright look! Next time you want to barbecue with the hair dryer, just make sure I’m home! ❞ ❝ I didn’t think the sink had this much water inside of it. ❞ ❝ Don’t be mad, but _____. ❞
Bonus for multi-lingual situations: ❝ Can you translate the news for me? None of this makes sense. ❞ ❝ What is the word for this? *points at ____* I keep wanting to say ‘printer’ but I feel that is wrong. ❞ ❝ Next time she calls you a ____ you just reply with _____. ❞ ❝ I’m sorry but my pronunciation must sound really bad to you. ❞ ❝ Shit! The government doesn’t have my alphabet, put this in a way I understand! ❞ ❝ Can you finger spell that for me, I’m not quite up to that level yet. ❞ ❝ That was said so horribly wrong but you sounded very cute while trying. A for effort. ❞
In this moment , I was a M A N of the darkest hour . A man that was getting ready tof a l l off the nearest cliff of HYSTERIA . Into a land of Chaos where Mercy only comes on J U D G M E N T D A Y .
indie & highly selective fandomless werewolf oc , written by B e t h y .
I / wish for this sadness to leave / but it will never leave.
Franz Wright, from God’s Silence: Poems; “D., 1959-2004,” (via violentwavesofemotion)
andy biersack + pets
Send 💗 to pull my muse into a sudden hug and hold them tight, refusing to let go