STARSCREAM

A TFA RP Account " Go on, ask your humble decepticon leader anything. " Megatron? That bundle of scrap isn’t relevant here! ( minor mun )

[deceptiskies]

A TFA-centric roleplay account for Starscream! ( The true Decepticon leader )

I do not mind interacting with other bots / cons from other medias.

as of current, s1 priority / date for starscream, might change as we go on.

MUN is a minor, I will not entertain suggestive asks if they’re requested.

" Right then. . . "

" SINCE I have been trapped here with you little puny creatures, and the autobots. . I, your humble, grand AND RIGHTFUL Leader of the Decepticons, shall entertain you all with this. . ' chatting ' and ' mingling ' you all seem keen on doing. "

" Yes, yes. . Fret not that I’m here now. The paint job is gorgeous, yes? "

[bumble-prime]

YOU. Autobrat. Tell me more about this supposed future of yours. .

Am I truly the Decepticon Leader then?

- Sincerely, NOT @deceptiskies

Uhh.. oookay totally-not-Starscream..

Let's just say things got.. difficult-.. Blackarachnia messed with some things she shouldn't have and both earth AND Cyebrtron payed for it.. that also includes both the Autobot and Decepticons factions... things got so bad at more than one point we've had to ally against those-... a-alas, about your last question... ..Nnnot exactly, pal..i might have to sit you down for this one but remember when i told you to stay away from Megatron?-

...But i must say... Galvatron acts an awful lot like you-..

[deceptiskies]

What? Megatron tears off my wings again and makes me some flightless seeker? He humiliated me in front of Autobots before! What a terrible, terrible thing to do as some so called " LEADER ". Tell me he at LEAST gets overthrown, at the very least.

And besides, I’ve been nothing but kind! I’ve been nothing but a kind, honest second in command.

[deceptiskies]

"If it serves you some comfort, Megatron dies in the future" - @bumble-prime

" In the future? In The FUTURE?! The future is MY present, I am TELLING YOU that Megatron is dead. Goodness, do you bots think I’m stupid? DO YOU!? "

[bumble-prime]

"No i do not and trust me he is not"

". . .Unfortunately"

[deceptiskies]

" Me? Trust YOU? Absolutely not. "

[deceptiskies]

*egg*

" Really? This is what I deal with now? "

" On the other hand, eggs do look. . . interesting. "

[deceptiskies]

"If it serves you some comfort, Megatron dies in the future" - @bumble-prime

" In the future? In The FUTURE?! The future is MY present, I am TELLING YOU that Megatron is dead. Goodness, do you bots think I’m stupid? DO YOU!? "

[bumblebee-official]

Hey, Bumblebee, how do you feel about . . . Starscream?

- Not that @deceptiskies is asking. .

" Uhhh he's okayyy, I guess. Depends on which Starscream we're talkin, cause I've met a couple different ones with this multiverse stuff. "

[deceptiskies]

" You GUESS? Some Autobot you are. . I am not just OKAY! I am the Decepticon Leader, and you’ll surely face my wrath for describing me as ' okay ' . . "

[bumblebee-official]

" I thought Megatron was the leader "

[deceptiskies]

" MEGATRON? Megatron is DEAD, and I KILLED him. So that makes ME the new leader. . You autobrat! "

[bumblebee-official]

" Y'sure? Pretty sure I last saw him very alive "

[deceptiskies]

" Alive? You’re saying Megatron’s alive? MEGATRON? ALIVE? Stupid Autobot, I killed him when I placed that bomb on his back! "

[bumblebee-official]

" Haha! Whatever helps you recharge during the lunar-cycle, buddy "

[deceptiskies]

" Whatever helps me?! I AM PERFECTLY FINE! I am the leader of the Decepticons, Megatron is NOT alive and it will stay that way! Now SLAG OFF! "

[bumblebee-official]

Hey, Bumblebee, how do you feel about . . . Starscream?

- Not that @deceptiskies is asking. .

" Uhhh he's okayyy, I guess. Depends on which Starscream we're talkin, cause I've met a couple different ones with this multiverse stuff. "

[deceptiskies]

" You GUESS? Some Autobot you are. . I am not just OKAY! I am the Decepticon Leader, and you’ll surely face my wrath for describing me as ' okay ' . . "

[bumblebee-official]

" I thought Megatron was the leader "

[deceptiskies]

" MEGATRON? Megatron is DEAD, and I KILLED him. So that makes ME the new leader. . You autobrat! "

[bumblebee-official]

" Y'sure? Pretty sure I last saw him very alive "

[deceptiskies]

" Alive? You’re saying Megatron’s alive? MEGATRON? ALIVE? Stupid Autobot, I killed him when I placed that bomb on his back! "

[ratchet-offical]

You. Medic. I’m very, VERY bored. Do you offer anything interesting to tell me? Something medical orrr otherwise, hm?

- Sincerely, @deceptiskies

What do you want to know?

[deceptiskies]

Well, are you going to SAY anything medical or do I have to get something out of you?

Nice to know that ' magical anon ' fixed you back up. How does that even work? Too much synthetic energon in you?

[ratchet-offical]

Well, if you want medical, come back with an issue, or schedule an appointment for a checkup.

As far as ‘magical anons’ go…

What are you talking about? Is this about the ‘being turned into different animals’ thing?

[deceptiskies]

YES. I do quite mean that animals thing. Are you still an organic thing, rat-chet

You’re an awful medic. I wanted tips on how to torture my ' patients ' medically. No bother.

[ratchet-offical]

Well, fuck you too. I’m certainly not helping with that.

And no, I’m not organic anymore.

[deceptiskies]

DRAMATIC SIGH

Oohh, how cruel, Ratchet! How cruel. . You’re a boring medic, but I’ll be back to bother you later. I assure.

[ratchet-offical]

You. Medic. I’m very, VERY bored. Do you offer anything interesting to tell me? Something medical orrr otherwise, hm?

- Sincerely, @deceptiskies

What do you want to know?

[deceptiskies]

Well, are you going to SAY anything medical or do I have to get something out of you?

Nice to know that ' magical anon ' fixed you back up. How does that even work? Too much synthetic energon in you?

[ratchet-offical]

Well, if you want medical, come back with an issue, or schedule an appointment for a checkup.

As far as ‘magical anons’ go…

What are you talking about? Is this about the ‘being turned into different animals’ thing?

[deceptiskies]

YES. I do quite mean that animals thing. Are you still an organic thing, rat-chet

You’re an awful medic. I wanted tips on how to torture my ' patients ' medically. No bother.

[bumblebee-official]

Hey, Bumblebee, how do you feel about . . . Starscream?

- Not that @deceptiskies is asking. .

" Uhhh he's okayyy, I guess. Depends on which Starscream we're talkin, cause I've met a couple different ones with this multiverse stuff. "

[deceptiskies]

" You GUESS? Some Autobot you are. . I am not just OKAY! I am the Decepticon Leader, and you’ll surely face my wrath for describing me as ' okay ' . . "

[bumblebee-official]

" I thought Megatron was the leader "

[deceptiskies]

" MEGATRON? Megatron is DEAD, and I KILLED him. So that makes ME the new leader. . You autobrat! "

[ratchet-offical]

You. Medic. I’m very, VERY bored. Do you offer anything interesting to tell me? Something medical orrr otherwise, hm?

- Sincerely, @deceptiskies

What do you want to know?

[deceptiskies]

Well, are you going to SAY anything medical or do I have to get something out of you?

Nice to know that ' magical anon ' fixed you back up. How does that even work? Too much synthetic energon in you?

[bumblebee-official]

Hey, Bumblebee, how do you feel about . . . Starscream?

- Not that @deceptiskies is asking. .

" Uhhh he's okayyy, I guess. Depends on which Starscream we're talkin, cause I've met a couple different ones with this multiverse stuff. "

[deceptiskies]

" You GUESS? Some Autobot you are. . I am not just OKAY! I am the Decepticon Leader, and you’ll surely face my wrath for describing me as ' okay ' . . "

[ratchet-offical]

how do you feel about starscream accounts, ratchet? or other tf roleplay accounts / medias interacting with you?

*Pterodactyl!Ratchet tilts his head*

I’m perfectly fine with it. Why?

[deceptiskies]

" BECAUSE YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN —

What. . What is that. What’s wrong with this bot? "

[ratchet-offical]

Rude. I got turned into a pterodactyl by a Magic Anon.

[deceptiskies]

Were you expecting kindness from a Decepticon? It’s in the name, medbot, we deceive. .

So are you. . stuck like that? Sounds shameful. Nothing organic compares to a jet model like moi.

[deceptiskies]

oh, fellow Starscream I see

though, we are from different canons

- @the-starscream-blog

" Another one? A different canon? If I must say I like the look on you. Tell me, other me, are we the leader of the Decepticons there too? "

[the-starscream-blog]

that is... debatable...

But I should be the Decepticon leader. Obviously.

[deceptiskies]

" YES ! I quite agree with this sentiment, me. You understand how annoying it is to hear everyone at Megatron’s beck and call? The big wall of metal bent my wings constantly. I swear, nobody WORSE of a leader! "

[deceptiskies]

oh, fellow Starscream I see

though, we are from different canons

- @the-starscream-blog

" Another one? A different canon? If I must say I like the look on you. Tell me, other me, are we the leader of the Decepticons there too? "

[ratchet-offical]

how do you feel about starscream accounts, ratchet? or other tf roleplay accounts / medias interacting with you?

*Pterodactyl!Ratchet tilts his head*

I’m perfectly fine with it. Why?

[deceptiskies]

" BECAUSE YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN —

What. . What is that. What’s wrong with this bot? "

[deceptiskies]

" I swear, what is it you bots do for fun around here? I’ll bore myself to the Well of Allsparks just lounging about here. Surely, and I mean SURELY there’s something to do around here aside from scaring people off. "