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Cassandra: Brother, there's new intel on Spadia.

The Special Operatives: ...

Cassandra: Why is everyone staring at me?

Ignatius: You just called Commander Evergreen Brother.

Tabitha: You said "Brother, there's new intel on Spadia."

Cassandra: What? No I didn't, I said "Sir, there's new intel on Spadia."

Alexander, bemused: Do you see me as a brother figure, Lieutenant Riesling?

Cassandra: No-- With all due respect sir, you're an authority figure whose authority must always be respected.

Tabitha, teasing: Aw you don't have to be so formal, he's just your brother!

Cassandra: I DIDN'T CALL HIM BROTHER.

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Langley: Um... Artemisia...

Artemisia: ...

Langley: Tell me I'm not the only one who saw--

Artemisia: the attempt at concealing that hickey on Alexander's neck? Yeah.

Langley: Dude... your brother screwed my brother...

Artemisia: YOUR BROTHER FUCKED MY BROTHER AS WELL

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The Cordis Arc in a Nutshell

Langley: wwow ophelia, you look pretty in your royal garb! i mean you've always looked pretty to me i just mean that you know the um yeah

Ophelia: Langley what are you even saying why did you say we were engaged do you wven know the implications of that!!!!

Magnus, seeing all of this happen in real time: I am. Way too old for this.

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Artemisia: And just when you think you've hit rock bottom, you want to fuck a blonde guy

Lester: He has silver hair, actually

Artemisia:🤨

Lester: ...Fuck