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The Realms Of The Senses
$50,000 immediately dropped into my bank account wouldn't improve EVERYTHING but boy it sure would be a grand, sexy little start to a good, happy life path, don't you think
Reblog for unexpected $$$ dropping into your Bank account.
yes.
Okay so I bought a dress today (along with a pair of dark blue velvet pants they are great)
and it looks pretty normal, right?
WRONG
GREETINGS I HAVE COME TO LAY A CURSE UPON YOUR VILLAGE AND KISS ALL YOUR WOMEN
Lesbian Trickster Goddess
Excuse me, that’s BISEXUAL Trickster Goddess, thank you very much
Represent
Reblog the Bisexual Trickster Goddess for a bountiful harvest and to encourage representation of Bisexual people
Gotta reblog this it has a Powerful Good Energy
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wasn’t expecting this
but arent you glad it hapened
its ears ITS EARS ITS EARS ITS EARS
“5 things I did that improved my mental health in the last 1 year 1. I realized my worth. It was so hard because it meant letting go of those who didn’t. And those were the people that I loved. It hurt so bad. When the ropes that tied them to me were cut, I got cut too. I bled. It hurt. But then those wounds healed like wounds always do. And Now? I am free. 2. I started taking care of myself and that involved going back to the things I learned as a child. Brush your teeth. Take a shower. Sleep on time. Sleep enough. Drink loads of water. Walk. Let your skin shower in sunlight. I keep a habit tracker. It’s simple. It lets me be conscious of my daily needs and whether or not I am fulfilling them. 3. I learned that you don’t always have to respond. To what people say, to that person texting you after 8 months of complete silence, to negative comments, to accusations. It doesn’t make you a coward. Not in the least. What it really does is, is let you be at peace. But the hard part? I also learned that you don’t always have to respond to ‘I love you’ either. 4. I learned to not be extreme. Yes I don’t want to do anything with them. But do I need to burn their letters? Delete all pictures? Even when I’m not sure how that will make me feel in the long run? No. I learned to store it all away in a place I wouldn’t touch until I wanted to. It’s been a year. I haven’t once touched. It works for all aspects of life. Had a bad day at work? Do you just yell and quit? No. Have 100 bad days at work where they don’t respect you but still continue to be silent and work? No any extreme isn’t good. 5. Food is important. So important. They just don’t say ‘you are what you eat’ to sound silly. Food is literally you putting something in yourself. You gotta be more mindful of what, when and how much you’re putting in. Don’t restrict yourself. But don’t not monitor yourself either.”
— redvelvetconfetti (via wnq-writers)
If you’re a guy who likes looking at pictures of naked girls but loses respect for a girl if she posts a naked picture of herself, you can get lost
How many times can I reblog this
as long as it takes.
Big ADHD mood
Big anxiety/depression mood as well
100 NON-SEXUAL WAYS TO MAKE HER FEEL LITTLE
Help me tie my shoes
Wash my hair in the bath
Pet me
Pick out my clothes
Pull me into your lap
Get my paci if you notice me chewing my lip
Cuddle me
Make me giggle
Use my little dishes for a meal
Bring me a drink in a sippy cup
Stick a crazy straw in my drink
Hold my hand in public
Order for me at a restaurant
Drive me places (and pick me up)
Go to my doctor’s appointments with me
Help me make tough choices
Let me fall asleep on you
Ask me to help you with things
Tell me when I’m a good girl
Tell me if I make you proud
Take care of me when I’m sick
Remind me to take my medicine
Suggest naptime, especially if I’m crabby
Read to me
Ask me about my favorite things; tell me about yours
Whisper secrets to me
Teach me new things
Remember my plushies’ names
Ask about my plushies and toys
Tuck me in at night
Remind me of bedtime
Ask if I remembered to do things
Kiss the top of my head or forehead
Color with me
Check for mean-monsters
Listen to my excited-babbles
Play pretend with me
Take me to a park
Push me on the swings
Let me pick the movie
Tell me I’m cute/adorable
Kiss my owies
Use awesome band-aids
Surprise me
Get me little gifts
Set up a bubble bath
Let me draw a tiny heart on you
Check on my planner
Make music with me
Pick my jammies
Cook with me
Take me to the zoo
Take me to the library
Plan and go on a picnic
Take a walk with me
Take me stargazing
Visit a museum with me
Paint my toenails
Make sure I have something to cuddle
Invite me to a tea party
Ask about my imaginary friends
Plan a themed date night
Play board games with me
Play video games with me (or watch me play them)
Do arts and crafts with me
Give me candy/sweets
Make me hot cocoa with marshmallows
Blanket. Forts.
Show me a place I’ve never seen before
Whisper “shhh” in my ear when I’m upset
Wipe away my tears
Take me to see a kiddy movie in the theatre
Sing with me when I break out into song
Call me “princess,” “little one,” “kitten,” “bunny,” “girl,” or “doll”
Appreciate little gifts I make/give you
Make a funny face at me in public
Scoop me up princess-style
Watch cartoons with me
Make me a healthy snack
Make a meal of special little foods
Give me an allowance
Have me complete chores
Remind me to wash my hands before I eat
Get things from places I can’t reach
Rub my tummy when it hurts
Start a pillow fight
Shoot me with a water gun or nerf gun
Quote from my favorite books and movies
Ask me silly questions
Try to win me a prize
Take me somewhere I need to dress up to go to
Ruffle my hair
Boop my nose if my emotions are getting too intense
Let me wear your t-shirt/hoodie
Write a note and leave it somewhere for me to find
Congratulate me for doing something difficult
Start my sleepy music at night
Take me to an amusement park
Take selfies/photobooth pictures with me
Make a pinky promise with me
🍼✨💗
I want this
Someone is going to be *spoiled!*
Happy just thinking about it.
Grind your ass on me while we’re cuddling and I’ll be ripping your clothes off.
c’mon yellowstone national park let’s get sickening
You’re pissed because I wasn’t like a puppy to your heel, where were you when I was drinking myself to prison? My suicidal moments? My self harming? GET FUCKED.