Creature - Snark Octopus Crab

it/she | group WEHing starts in 5 minutes

[snarktocrab]

main blog: @biogender-ooze

[drenched-in-sunlight]

sometimes I think about this

Overseer viewing Coral as something that needs to be burned and destroyed, their symbol "prevention is better than the cure" shows them monitoring a divine tree, Walter calling Ayre "kindling for the fire", Coral explosion in C-weapon making tree-like imagery, the Branch group, the Nepenthes, Rubicon Liberation Font members have codename after each finger on a hand, O'Keeffe's emblem of Barren Flower having the same design as the Erdtree ceiling.

AC6 & ER ties you will always be special to me.

[corruptimles]

[caffstrink]

Based on what my cat did earlier today

[sanguine-raven]

ababwawababa. y'know?

[amberthetransvixen]

*nodding sincerely*

ababwawababa

[sanguine-raven]

that's right!

[filmphotofranz]

source

[dark-spirit-tamamoland]

they're still terming random transfems as i type this i see which does make quite a statement doing this today specifically

[puppetstuffing]

watched three girls who reblogged its new blog mutual aidpost (made literally 15 minutes ago) already disappear from its notifs. transfems are not included in their pride :/

[puppetedlove]

:)

[puppetvictim]

:)

[tamamowand]

QUITE the statement to be nuking transfems at the current accelerated pace right at the start of pride month like this, isn't it

[barksbog]

look at her go

[barksbog]

this is my leopard gecko wheel propaganda post now

promote physical health (walky!)

promote mental health (fun!)

extremely cute to watch them toddle about in there

they love to sleep squished under them

apparently promotes healthy bowel movement (prepare for poopy wheel)

genuinely i know it looks silly and weird but it changed my leos life they use 2-4h a day just calmly walking

it reduced them scrabbling at the glass doors

my friend who has a disabled leo got him one and he is now moving so much more, which is good for his legs (muscles being built)

it's really cute

wheels should be at least 20cm diameter and solid, the wooden ones are great for grip and safety

leos don't go faster than this. successful wheel usage looks like Popcorn is demonstrating

[fritolaycorporation]

Hey all, I know we all like to have fun here but I got two announcements that Corporate wanted me to relay here today:

First, to reiterate that we are in fact the Official and Legally Endorsed Frito Lay Tumblr blog, and that if you have issues with the content of our posts, please contact Frito Lay Support via our website: https://www.fritolay.com/

[fritolaycorporation]

Second, we have decided to slaughter all our remaining human workers at our North American Frito Lay Institutions and will be replacing them all with various innocent baby animals that will inevitably be crushed into bonus flavor due to workplace hazards and lack of machine maintenance.

[minttttttttttttttttttttttttttt]

sorry but this video is like a parasitic species to me

[teathattast]

[ryebreadgf]

[decompose1]

neovaginas can get wet naturally

a neophallus can get erect with an implant (this will either be a bendable rod or a device that inflates with saline at the press of a button, usually in the testicles)

both can feel sexual pleasure and experience orgasm

most neovaginas will be able to tolerate larger insertions with enough dilating/training

the nerves in neophalluses take a while to regrow but it is incredibly rare to experience no sexual nerve growth

both can look and feel "normal" if that's what you want, just take good care of your scars and look at your surgeons' results portfolio (and don't be afraid to be picky! its your genitals, you get to decide!)

in fact it's possible for many people to stealth and for their sexual partners to never know. even for phallo, some people with natal penises have erectile implants too, ED is common. neocaginas are often indistinguishable from natal vaginas

many surgeons are starting to offer preservation options for patients who want a more mixed look/don't want to lose what they have

YOU HAVE OPTIONS! demystify bottom surgery

[userfish]

this pride month we’re all going to be radically pro transgender. or else.

[userfish]

hey so this means radically pro ALL transgender. don’t put limitations on this. all trans people are radically accepted here.

[death2theking]

"kris had a secret third option soul before the player took over, thats why they have the bird cage!"

wrong,

thats where they put berdly anytime toriel let him come over

[hemipenal-system]

the critical thing to understand about trans women is that Fun Scared is different than Upset Scared and you should strive for her to be Fun Scared at all times

[hemipenal-system]

if you dig your claws into a girl’s body and drag your rough tongue up her neck and she’s so terrified she starts crying that’s good and you should do it more. she can safeword out if she actually has a bad time and she’s not doing that which means the crying is good. lick her tears up and bare your teeth at her until she starts crying harder and shaking

[acerby]

Isn't Robo Estrogen Amazing!

[acerby]

I made a squeal.

Im trying to be kinder to my past self so made this.

[acerby]

Happy pride!