Hey there, lovelies~
What is this blog all about?
Trees! And my ratings of such.
Spill. What's your origin story?
'Kay. So, I was out on a walk with my muse Noe one day, making sassy remarks at the trees we passed as one does, and then he said I should make a tumblr. And declan-rates-trees was born! Conceived. Procreated? Uh, anyway...it was a fucking fab idea so I took it to its obvious conclusion.
You swear a lot.
No shit.
And don't get me started on the bawdy jokes...
So theres this cool thing called dont follow. Theres the door if it's not your jam. I get it. I'm not for everyone.
Who are you, anyway?
Reading my bio is free, bitch
Okay...so what kinds of trees do you rate?
All kinds! Any tree I see on my travels. But to keep things organized, my tags this year (2022) will focus on:
Trees in spring 2022
Trees in summer 2022
Trees in fall 2022
Trees in winter 2022
Basically, I rate a tree on how well I think they're representing that given season.
Do you accept submissions?
Girl, yes! And please do.













