[ foudroyant; ]

❝ Some girls just can't resist my good looks, my style, my c h a r m, and my unflinching ability to listen to Taylor Swift." ❞

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julianmarchants:

“Over the years I’ve learn to not argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.”

“So something you can relate a lot too then.”

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jxnnamcl:

“No, it isn’t. It’s not, and I know it because I’m in this shower every single day, I even leave my- see, that over there where you were-” She raises a slightly shaky finger to point- “That’s my towel. I leave it in here to dry after every post-shower practice and you-” She closes her eyes. Tight. “You’re in the wrong shower, or I’ve been in the wrong shower for years.”

“I don’t think you need to think too hard about which one of us is in the wrong here. You should probably get your eyes checked out sometime, put a stop to anymore of these unfortunate incidents occurring.”

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hollystclaire:

“Nothing I say is going to convince you– is it?”

“Not in a million years.”

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skylardixons:

“Knocking is overrated.”

“Am I supposed to be impressed by your audacity?”

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mollyaweasley:

“How do you figure that? You seem to have no trouble with ladies, and it certainly doesn’t make you anymore agreeable.” 

“At least I can actually get some whenever I want it.”

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julianmarchants:

“I’d have thought by now that you’d know I’m not like most people.”

“Oh I did, but I was hoping you’d fixed that by now. Obviously, life just isn't working in your favour.”

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jimi-macintosh:

“aye, usually”

“Do you, what, get all warm and fuzzy inside knowing you’re not conforming to society’s expectations of you.”

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gxylewayworth:

“I’m sorry! I didn’t think anyone would be here and I… um… I’ll just leave,”

“No the running water really didn’t make my presence obvious at all.”

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hollystclaire:

“No that’s– no I was walking over to shut the door and then you saw me.”

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rebekah-davidson:

“Shit, I was just.. I’m gonna.. Go–”

“Had a good look, yet? Doors that way.”

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jxnnamcl:

“What! It’s not a gender neutral shower! Merlin- Gods- cover yourself!”

“No, it’s a male - they’re the stick figures that don’t have the triangle shaped thighs - bathroom. Therefore, get out.”

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hugoxxweasley:

“Do I look like people?”

“No, you’re one of the abhorrent few.”

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mollyaweasley:

“Having fantasies about your two favorite people, Dec? Pity they have to be about me and my first cousin-”

“All this time you’ve known me, and you still think I care about attentions from guys-”

“Probably make you a lot more agreeable.”

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liamyoungs:

“Right… except it wasn’t fully shut. I assumed there was nobody in the room.”

“The steam, sound of water - none of that was a big tip off for you? I have to say, I did expect more from you Young.”

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mollyaweasley:

“Yes, well, when there’s a door I knock. You forget that the quidditch showers have no such luxury.”

“Now, would you hurry up? Between you and Freddie, I’m surprised there’s even any water left. The two of you might as well just start showering together to let the rest of us get a turn.”

“Better yet, why not make it you and Freddie. Merlin knows, how long has it been now since you’ve had any attention from a guy?”

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hollystclaire:

“I swear I was just walking past and the door was already wide open.”

“So just one look wasn’t enough for you then, huh?  ”

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“When there’s a door, people usually knock first, then enter.”