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“I fuckin’ LOVE bein’ sexy babe.”

#⚡ ( 𝚂𝚆𝙸𝙽𝙶𝙸𝙽' 𝙾𝙽 𝙰 𝚂𝚃𝙰𝚁 ) ›› STATUS #in a mood

ketzerhund·:

– but not without as MUCH resistance as possible.

This irredeemable Steamboat Willy son of a bitch might have the upper hand now, but 01 retaliates with a display of PRIMAL FUCKING HATRED. Each tango step is like prodding a tiger with a stick and hoping for the best. Yet somehow. Some way. Xurk always gets the best. He miscalculated. Big time.

“ You a good dancer babe, you gonna make someone very happy one day. ”

Another twist, another twirl, Xurkitree dances and moves to lead 01 around in the dance with precise elegance. Yes, he’s the lead in the dance. Yes, he doesn’t react at all to 01′s vicious hate for him. Another twirl and then he dips 01 down into a loooong dip.

“ Lookin’ good. ”

#ketzerhund #⚡ ( 𝚁𝙸𝙽𝙶-𝙰-𝙳𝙸𝙽𝙶-𝙳𝙸𝙽𝙶 ) ›› IC

baracaffe·:

@decotree·:“ BETTER be that way! Y’d swear half of these people wouldn’t know a KING when they went ‘n saw one! ” please he’s so dramatic

“of course they wouldn’t!” hands went towards xurk’s back. “a king needs to be pleased nicely.” and he said while he leans to kiss xurk’s head. is he spoiling him a bit too much? yes.

“ Finally, finally, FINALLY someone what gets it, babe. I missed you plenny for this an’ this alone. ” He arches his back into Bulu’s hands and cackles softly. “ C’mooon, spoil me more. I need it. ”

#baracaffe #⚡ ( 𝚁𝙸𝙽𝙶-𝙰-𝙳𝙸𝙽𝙶-𝙳𝙸𝙽𝙶 ) ›› IC

“ Not SAYIN’ I wouldn’t bang Guzma too, BUT-- ”

#⚡ ( 𝚆𝙰𝙻𝙺𝙸𝙽' 𝙰𝙵𝚃𝙴𝚁 𝙼𝙸𝙳𝙽𝙸𝙶𝙷𝚃 ) ›› DASH COMM

@ghostlyanon - PRINCESS AND THE BRIDE SENTENCES “ Enough of that. ”

“ Enough’a WHAT?! I ain’t hurtin’ anyone! ”

He is. Well, he will be. Based on the way he rips the innards out of the car with one massive, metal hand and twists it into shapes that he finds better suits his needs.

Whatever those needs are is pretty impossible to tell, but Xurkitree is impossible to decipher, too. So, potato potahtoe.

“ YOUUUUU better mind your own business babe. Get t’ agitatin’ the gravel and get outta my face before I-- ”

He almost drops the car, letting out a cursory “ WHOOP WHOOP--SHIT, SHIT-- ” as it slides out of his prongs for a moment.

Under control. Clearly.

#ghostlyanon #⚡ ( 𝚁𝙸𝙽𝙶-𝙰-𝙳𝙸𝙽𝙶-𝙳𝙸𝙽𝙶 ) ›› IC #⚡ ( 𝙰𝙸𝙽'𝚃 𝚃𝙷𝙰𝚃 𝙰 𝙺𝙸𝙲𝙺 𝙸𝙽 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙷𝙴𝙰𝙳? ) ›› ANSWERED

leneemusing

⚔ the princess bride sentence starters ⚔

“ you mock my pain! ” “ life is pain. ” “ he’s only mostly dead. ” “ i’m on the brute squad. ” “ you are the brute squad. ” “ prepare to die. ” “ we’ll never survive. ” “ nonsense. you’re only saying that because no one ever has. ” “ who are you? ” “ get used to disappointment. ” “ you keep using that word. i do not think it means what you think it means. ” “ i’ll use small words so that you’ll be sure to understand, you warthog faced buffoon. ” “ that may be the first time in my life a man dared insult me. ” “ drop. your. sword. ” “ shut up!! ” “ you’ve made your decision then? ” “ i bet my life on it! ” “ truly, you have dizzying intellect. ” “ you’re just stalling now. ” “ you guessed wrong. ” “ enough of that. ” “ surrender. ” “ you mean you wish to surrender to me? very well, i accept. ” “ i hate waiting. ” “ morons. ” “ you are wonderful. ” “ you seem a decent fellow, i hate to kill you. ” “ why are you smiling? ” “ because i know something you don’t know. ” “ goodnight. good work. i’ll most likely kill you in the morning. ” “ oh, there’s something i ought to tell you. ” “ think it’ll work? ” “ it would take miracle. ” “ hear this now — i will always come for you. ” “ this is true love, you think this happens every day? ” “ death cannot stop true love. ” “ i died that day. ” “ we may as well die here. ” “ he’s dead. he can’t talk. ” “ as you wish. ” “ why didn’t you wait for me? ” “ you can die slowly, cut into a thousand pieces. ” “ you killed my love. ” “ it’s possible. i kill a lot of people. ” “ yes, you’re very smart. shut up. ” “ you’ve been mostly-dead all day. ” “ inconceivable!! ” “ let me explain. ” “ your vote of confidence is overwhelming. ” “ what hideous sin have you committed lately? ” “ will you ever forgive me? ” “ there’s a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. it would be a pity to damage yours. ”

#send me something this is not a request

@ketzerhund replied to your post:

here comes fist

Here HE comes, catching 01′s hand and yanking him into a tango. DANCE TIME!

#ketzerhund #⚡ ( 𝚁𝙸𝙽𝙶-𝙰-𝙳𝙸𝙽𝙶-𝙳𝙸𝙽𝙶 ) ›› IC #did you think this would work

i want to hit him in the face as hard as i can

#OOC.#my first pokemon muse also the one i hate the most

“ BABES! Relax yourselves, there is MORE’N ENOUGH ‘F ME! To go around for all of you whippersnappers! Chillax yourselves and relax yourselves, y’ KING is back and back and better’n’ ever! ”

#⚡ ( 𝚆𝙰𝙻𝙺𝙸𝙽' 𝙰𝙵𝚃𝙴𝚁 𝙼𝙸𝙳𝙽𝙸𝙶𝙷𝚃 ) ›› DASH COMM #please i hate him so mu

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#⚡ ( 𝚁𝙾𝙲𝙺 '𝙽𝙳 𝚁𝙾𝙻𝙻 𝙸𝚂 𝙷𝙴𝚁𝙴 𝚃𝙾 𝚂𝚃𝙰𝚈 ) ›› MUSIC #cries as xurkitree charlestons outside my window

DID SOMEBODY SAY ME?

#⚡ ( 𝚆𝙰𝙻𝙺𝙸𝙽' 𝙰𝙵𝚃𝙴𝚁 𝙼𝙸𝙳𝙽𝙸𝙶𝙷𝚃 ) ›› DASH COMM #STOP.

Tries desperately to pick him up. Absolutely fails miserably, can't even lift his leg off the ground, really, but still tries. He's clearly putting in as much effort as he can. Making noises and everything. - @redtoomuchintoit

Aw man, aw, that’s just sad.

Xurkitree’s head tilts down, watching as Red attempts pitifully to lift him off the ground. His arms cross over his suited chest, and he stares for--for what’s probably an unnecessary long amount of time. Wow. Wow, wow, wow. Well, at least it’s the thought that counts. Kind of. Not really when you’re trying to carry someone, but...

“Uh, a’ight, c’mon, quit strainin’ your cute face, c’mere--” He reaches down, and, effortlessly, lifts Red up by his shirt and quickly transitions into holding him still. “I gotcha, babe, I gotcha. Nice try--but you gonna get nowhere with them skinny arms.”

#redtoomuchintoit #⚡ ( 𝚁𝙸𝙽𝙶-𝙰-𝙳𝙸𝙽𝙶-𝙳𝙸𝙽𝙶 ) ›› IC #⚡ ( 𝙰𝙸𝙽'𝚃 𝚃𝙷𝙰𝚃 𝙰 𝙺𝙸𝙲𝙺 𝙸𝙽 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙷𝙴𝙰𝙳? ) ›› ANSWERED