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now seems like a good time to get on my blog.

#had a fun night! ask me what i did.

ja8s-blog

I now crave Su8way, are you providing this to me?

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only if you’re buying.

#ja8s

daintyconfectionary

You’re the best.

There are some ghost themed ones that I think you’d appreciate.

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i think you’re biased, but i’ll take it.

it’s almost like you made them just for me!

#daintyconfectionary #you're not letting work consume you right?

daintyconfectionary

You can come pick something to take home.

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since i am a fair man, i guess i can help take some of them off of your hands. if only because your baked goods are some of the most rockin’ i’ve ever tasted.

#daintyconfectionary #all work and no play makes us pretty dull right?

daintyconfectionary

I.

No.

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jane...

#daintyconfectionary #we should go out to eat soon!#you could come to lunch with me tomorrow too.

evilsupplyco

In the absence of a confirmation of ghost activity, it is up to you to haunt your home.

i feel like eating as much subway as i do daily is going to have some consequences in the future for me, but i honestly cannot be bothered to care when i have a great blt like every day.

#food ment /

vvolubilis replied to your post:i am humankinda, probably.

youre a wweirdly solid ghost

you can’t just talk about my weird state of corporealness.

#vvolubilis

i am humankinda, probably.

greelin

you know what isn't an abstract concept? THESE FISTS

so anyway.

#directs your attention to me.

motokano

Thanks, I always have wanted to be this muse for somebody. It’s a great honour.

As for what I do, I work at an outrageously fake Japanese teppanyaki restaurant. You know, the one with some guy who does tricks with a spatula and lights onion volcanoes on fire. Can’t believe people think this is actually Japanese food.

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the honor is mine, i can promise you that much. where would i be without you? comedian-less, probably.

i can’t really say i know how that feels specifically since i’m not japanese, but i can relate spanish food. some people even say it stinks and i can’t help but give them the stink eye every time.

#motokano #yeah! i worked hard to be where i am today and i enjoy it.#i get to work with my cousin and some pals on the force so it's pretty good.#it's not all glamorous though. paper work is hell.

motokano

Well, I guess that’s true. Unfortunately, I can’t suggest so many English words. But if I see a good word, I will make sure to tell you.

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you are dedicated to my secondary career options and i appreciate that a lot. i’ll make sure to mention you if i ever go on tour as a big inspiration and an essential factor in me becoming a detective.

#motokano #oh no. i love it!#but you know a job gets you paid ultimately.#do you mind if i ask what you do for a living?

motokano

Just say “speckledorf” many times, I think this is a unique comedy routine. Don’t know anyone else who does this.

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wouldn’t that get old pretty fast? comedy is all about keeping the flow going! maybe i have to mix it up with other words, like bamboozled or taxes.

#motokano #it pays the bills.

motokano replied to your post:wow! here’s my first text post. better make it...

This is great quality text post. Already feel it was a good idea to follow.

thank you! you know, before i became a police detective, i wanted to be a comedian. do you think i can moonlight?

#motokano

i’m a very serious and mature adult.

wow! here’s my first text post. better make it something special.

speckledorf.

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