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12 | Earth EXCUSE ME, SIR AND/OR MADAM, BUT WERE YOU AWARE THAT YOUR VEHICLE IS PARKED SQUARELY IN THE NOBODY GIVES A FUCK ZONE?

[vvolubilis]

i said mine

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I GUESS I MISSED IT. BE THERE IN A SEC.

[littleqsoddities-deactivated201]

So… I got this super cute kitty swimsuit and cover up! 💕

[vvolubilis]

sure kar

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YOU NEVER ANSWERED THE “YOUR PLACE OR MINE” QUESTION.

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vvolubilis replied to your post:FUCK ALL OF YOU, I’M GETTING MY COFFEE AND I’M...

fight me for it and ill make you a cup

FINE BUT I GET ONE IF I LOSE TOO. WHICH I WON’T. BECAUSE I NEVER DO.

[lncindiary-blog]

FUCK ALL OF YOU, I’M GETTING MY COFFEE AND I’M DAMN WELL MAKING IT IRISH AND IF ANY OF YOU TRY TO STOP ME YOU WILL NOT WALK AWAY FROM THE EXPERIENCE.

[lncindiary-blog]

WHATEVER, I’M TAKING A WALK.

[vvolubilis]

he baited me

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DO I LOOK LIKE I GIVE A GOD DAMN ABOUT WHO BAITED WHO?

[vvolubilis]

you wwere not invvited to respond to this post

[2hame-blog]

here ii am doiing iit anyway2.

[lncindiary-blog]

CEASE.

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FUCK BOTH OF YOU.

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RAVENOUS FOR SOME MOTHER FUCKING COFFEE YES. KISS MY ASS.

[2hame-blog]

ii would but ii don’t really care for competiitiion and you have 2omeone el2e iin your liife for that 2o ii’ll 2tiick two kiickiing your bad habiit2 for you.

[lncindiary-blog]

YOU JUST WANT ME TO SCREAM MYSELF MUTE SO YOU CAN BE FREE OF MY INSIPID SQUAWKING FOR TEN MINUTES.

[quantumpsychiatrist]

Fuck the idea that you can’t engage in sex acts with abstract concepts.

[whythebigpaws]

this is a pun but I was 100% ready to accept this post at face value

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I’VE BEEN DRINKING MORE WATER THAN COFFEE OR ALCOHOL LATELY AND IT’S ALL BECAUSE THIS SHITTY YELLOW BANANA WHEEZES DISAPPOINTEDLY IN MY DIRECTION IF I SO MUCH TWITCH MY DICK IN THE DIRECTION OF A VICE.

[2hame-blog]

diid you ju2t allude two me that ii’m a wheeziing banana becau2e you’re a fuckiing rotten, ravenou2 apple iif that’2 the ca2e.

[lncindiary-blog]

RAVENOUS FOR SOME MOTHER FUCKING COFFEE YES. KISS MY ASS.

[mostmodernist-deactivated201708]

anonymously send me a

brick to the face

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I’VE BEEN DRINKING MORE WATER THAN COFFEE OR ALCOHOL LATELY AND IT’S ALL BECAUSE THIS SHITTY YELLOW BANANA WHEEZES DISAPPOINTEDLY IN MY DIRECTION IF I SO MUCH TWITCH MY DICK IN THE DIRECTION OF A VICE.

[lncindiary-blog]

HIBERNATING OR TRYING TO MAKE ME MAKE YOU HIBERNATE??

[2hame-blog]

hiibernatiing. obviiou2ly.

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I LOST TRACK OF THIS CONVERSATION, BUDDY, I’M SORRY.

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LIKE JUST LOOK WHERE YOUR’E FUCKING GOING, IT’S NOT THAT HARD!!!

I HOPE HE’S FUCKING DEAD.

[vvolubilis]

then do it

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MY PLACE OR YOURS.