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me: man i don't feel depressed at all these days!

also me: never showers, hasn't cleaned my room in seven months, hardly remembers to brush my teeth, never talks to anyone, never leaves my room, can't focus on a book for more than two minutes

me: i am Cured

lovelysuggestions

The sun will always rise and dogs always be happy to see you

masterpiecesindetail

Amaldus Nielsen - Aftenstemning, 1878

fake

me: *trying to sleep* my brain: excuse me do you have a moment to talk about our biggest fears?

queergraffiti

“be gay. do crimes”

Marseille, France

teenvogue

Real girls. Real beauty. Real talk. 7 girls show what beauty looks like when it’s not appropriated.

We asked seven real girls—with epic hair!—to weigh in. Here, in their own words, inspiring young women reclaim their beauty looks with an ode to the cultures they came from.

Photo by Nicolas Kantor

kumajuice-deactivated20220110

I was ringing up a white couples burrito bowls the other day at Chipotle. Their total was $17.38.

I looked at the guy, and asked, “Is this your trap queen?” with a straight face.

He looked confused as hell, They then looked at the total. They started dying for like 3 - 4 minutes possibly while everybody in line looked confused as fuck.

Good times.

youarethebloodinmyownveins

I work at Chipotle and I know for a fact that this is bullshit lmao. The closest your total will be to that is $17.48. I know that for a fact because people always say how it’s only 10 cents off from 1738

kumajuice-deactivated20220110

Sigh It’s …it’s barely been 24 HOURS into day 1 of 2016 and bitches already out here wildin’. Why the hell do I have to lie about a fucking total? lmao let me drag you real quick bitch, it’s obvious you’ve never done cash and probably just a tortilla hoe.

Also, maybe you didn’t know but.. it’s called “SALLLLESSS TAXXXX” and (hear me out on this) It’s different in EAAAAAACH STAAAAATE! Crazy right??

Anyways the flat sales tax rate on any tangible food item made for immediate consumption or “fast food” varies zip code to zip code but in the zip code of the chipotle I work at it is 10% Keep that in mind.

Now take a look at this:

These are chipotles flat prices for EVERY entree you want plus the standard sized drink you can get WITH your food, if you work at chipotle like you claim, you’d know that regardless of whether it’s a burrito, bowl, or taco, the total will be the same as above.

Now let’s do some math:

A Chicken bowl + A Steak bowl + A Small drink = $15.80

15.80 + 10% = ….?