Hey everyone! I haven't been able to do this in a long time but I have a new story posted to metabods! It was originally just a little horny scene that kinda just developed into a full thing, so I thought i'd show it off. So, if the idea of a unnaturally big farmer joining a ...different kind of competition sounds good to you, then go check out "Musclebull Milk-Off" HERE!
Lately my own build has fallen out of alignment with the way I perceive my own body. Like, in my mind, I'm a lot smaller, and it's discordant when I'm hugging a friend of something and realizing I'm way bigger than them. It's disorienting but also horny.
Got too riled up and chugged a pint of heavy cream even though I haven't even had dinner yet. I try not to let chugging crowd out food like this, but it's hard when I fully can't stop thinking about getting fatter all day and the heavy cream is already in the fridge. This was such a rush even though it's not the most efficient for getting fatter in the long run.
Hi! Could you please make a story about big pecs and big butt hombo who enters an university and starts living in dorm where everyone wants to fuck him? 🙏
Phoning a Friend: First Day of University
Hey bro, I was just thinking I need to call my best bud and tell him how my first day at university was.
Yeah I’m a little out of breath, I just rushed from uni to my dorm, but I’m all good to talk.
Anyway, I had my first class today and I didn’t understand a single word. But the lecturer, bro, he was huge! He was wearing this tight shirt that showed off his pecs and arms. He lifts hard bro!
And the whole time he was giving me this look. I think he knew I was a bit of a gym rat too so I rushed off to the bathroom after class to take a selfie for him. He was staring at my glutes so I thought I’d pull down my pants to show I’m a serious squatter, hahahaha.
Bro, why are you making this weird? I had to show him my gains because I knew he was eyeing out my physique. And yeah sorry about all the huffing and puffing right now, I swear I’m fine to chat bro.
So that jacked lecturer, he responded immediately and wanted to meet at my dorm room for a private study session. That’s why I rushed back bro. He said I might be able to finish my degree without even showing up to any exams, he must think I’m smart or like his study techniques must be really good.
Am I alone? Nah bro, that lecturer is with me now. He can’t talk right now, he's a bit preoccupied and breathless too. Yeah that’s him you can hear panting in rhythm with me. He must have been in a rush after his classes so I guess he ran over like me
But yeah, back to my story. So the lecturer guy comes knocking at my door. I let him in and he takes off his shirt and starts flexing. Dude, when I say this guy is fucking yoked!
Turns out he is really smart too. He starts telling me about this special part of my body called the prostate, and if you massage it right you become really smart or something like that. I dunno, I was looking at his physique so I got distracted but he was using big words.
Is he in me? Bro how did you know! Do you know about this prostate thing? But yeah it’s actually really hard to reach so he is doing me a big favour but helping massage—oooh—it for me.
Sorry about that bro, it’s like getting a deep tissue massage. It hurts but it’s so good for you, you need to try it bro. He’s also giving me a pec massage at the same time so it’s—ahh fuck yeah—a lot, but like in a good way.
What’s that, you’re saying my cheeks are getting clapped? Ummm yeah my big glutes keep getting in the way so he has to keep pushing them to the side. Haha, the downsides of going to the gym, am I right bro?
But yeah, uni is really good but like really busy. I have all these fit guys sliding into my dms saying shit like “I’m gonna fuck up that ass,” so I’m already booked in for a killer squat session at the dorm gym tonight.
Bro are you still there, I can hear this strange squelching noise from your end? Oh, you just really like the sound of my panting breath? Hahaha yeah I miss you too bro, but damn this massage is really—ahhhhhhh shit—taking it out of me.
You’re saying you want to try massaging my prostate sometime too? Geez, I’m tearing up, everyone is so nice to me all of a sudden.
You’re gonna come soon? Yeah I know I just left but you should absolutely come—ahhh ahhhh aaahhhhhh—on down for a visit. I think you’d slot in nicely here.
Yeah grab my big fuckin’ pecs like that. Woah, man this prostate and pec massage is out of this world. It’s—ahhhhhh—almost—aaahhhhhhhh—done—aaaaaahhhhhhhhh!
Phew.. I can barely… speak after that. I’m so… out of breath. You sound out of… breath too, haha. Maybe we both… need to work on our cardio.
Good chatting to you bro… definitely come… over here soon. You can see how much I’ve changed already.
I’ve become a himbo? That sounds awesome! Come see your favourite himbo soon. Chat to you later bro!
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