deanna.

Color my life with the chaos of trouble.

[halalcocaine]

there she goes again, daydreaming about her future house and how she’ll decorate it knowing she can’t afford a house in this economy ever. and by she i mean me.

[suspend]

me everyday:

[just-shower-thoughts]

Pizza rolls are the baby form of Hot Pockets, which are the teenage form of Calzones.

[bigtuna108]

[wild-whorlax]

Well this is a hot take i wasnt ready for

[zooophagous]

My cat, angry that I won’t let him eat styrofoam and die: Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow meow!

Me: cry about it you stupid fuck

[thefighter2-deactivated20200212]

just a psa to my followers who might find themselves in the wilderness at some point; if you see a giant mushroom you can use it as a bouncepad to reach higher areas

[pissvortex]

Outfit

[gar-dev-oir-s-deactivated201909]

what’s the top???

[gaywig]

this is more a tits out kind of look

[violentwavesofemotion-deactivat]

“It is a chill blue December day; gloomy, icy, transparent. I am still resting. I am resting and resting–and sit about reading and relaxing,”

— Sylvia Plath, from a letter to Aurelia Plath written c. December 1960

[aprilwitching-deactivated201808]

candles are how we keep fires as pets

[annabellioncourt]

this is unnecessarily adorable

[savethebeesbby]

bdsm stands for

Bees Do So Much for the environment

[createdbydickwolf]

S12 E5

[musicalsarecrack]

students: *not sticking to the status quo*

the entire cafeteria:

[screencapit]

[dwyer-and-recreation]

6.12 - Farmers Market

[4gifs]

[yuzupool]

i’ve been comprimised 

[dvas-mech-deactivated20160528]

i laughed for about 349583492547252 years

[jayjaysingh-deactivated20150720]

I’ve waited 2 years for this post to hit my dash again. Totes worth it

[kreature-ofthenight]

It get better this guy, he wanted to work for the police but they didnt want him because he was to “unfit” now he spends his freetime trolling and running from the police. he is by now a pretty famous comedian and just to show you

thats him dressed up as sonic and blocking real trafic photograph machines and stuff

thats him spraying a guy who smokes in a zone where its forbiden with a fire extungisher

blocking the street with a DIY railway

blind man driving

AND as a snail on a speedway

[knightlyhoods-deactivated202404]

this has got to be THE funniest sentence ive seen all day im gonna cry

[quaadude]

Me getting my name called to get my order at Starbucks

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[sagethesailor]