Eleutheriomaniac

Gaby🤘🏻I travel a lot. Frogs, a bit of hedonism, a healthy dosage of porn, and multiple fandoms, enjoy.

[goodsprings]

how come there isnt a single college professor out there that realizes the address bar on chrome doubles as a google search. every time i see a professor open chrome and then type in google.com i lose 2 days off my life span

[goodsprings]

this post is making college professors mad every time i get a notification on this post and its a professor upset that theyve been Called Out i just gain back 2 days of my lifespan so keep it up, i might eventually regain all the days i lost watching yall try to figure out how to use The Internet

[cosleia]

Also people don’t seem to notice autocomplete happening so they laboriously type the whole thing even though it’s RIGHT THERE JUST HIT ENTERRRRRRR

[mixxtapej]

Bonus round: college professors not realizing the YouTube autoplay so every damn time you finish watching a video the whole class has to painstakingly watch the timer run out and then the professor is shocked when the next video starts playing

[pastelroyalty]

[fick-dich-definitiv-yo-deactiva]

[awaywardmind]

new genre concept: soft apocalypse

the world as we know it has ended and mother nature starts taking back what’s hers. there are no zombies or cannibals or murderous bandits. the most valued members of the community are those who know how to garden and farm, sew and weave, treat wounds, work wood or build with bricks, cook from scratch. 

people bond together to begin rebuilding instead of killing each other. everyone teaches each other whatever they do know and works together to figure out the stuff none of them know. books become incredibly valued resources because they’re often the only way to learn critical information. if someone is elderly, disabled, or otherwise unable to work at the same level as most of the community, they’re taken care of by the others, not told any sort of “survival of the fittest” bs.

as the generations ware on, communities begin expanding into small cities. some of the settlements even find ways to repurpose solar or wind power on a small scale and have electricity in some of their buildings. storytellers wander the countryside telling tales of the old world in return for some hot stew or a place to rest for the night, and the mythos of the new world start to incorporate elements of the past. the only thing that remains constant is that humans survive, and they do it by working together.

[upandoutcomic]

[forget-all-about-sam]

Nuuuuu

[cinnabonngene]

me, the entire day: oh my god i’m so tired, i can’t wait to go to back to sleep

me, at 3 AM: 

[dirtbagbarbie]

Loving yourself is not (necessarily):

Thinking you’re gorgeous

Not wanting to change anything about your body, personality, or life

Loving yourself is:

Knowing you have inherent worth regardless of your physical appearance or life circumstance

Knowing you deserve good things

Wanting to take care of yourself because you deserve good things

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

hey babe did it hurt when you fell from heaven haha ? hey babe did you see a god in heaven haha ?? hey babe is There even a god at all??Does life have a point????Babe?????? Or are we all just pointless machines in an uncaring universe ????????????? Babe ??????????????

[kittyit]

[musicals-and-murder-deactivated]

this is an acurrate representation of how i tell a joke

[dailybtvs]

[taquito]

this is so good?

[eroscestlavie]

romanticize the fuck out of life if thats how you cope who cares fuck those text posts that are like “your life will never be a wes anderson movie” well of course it won’t but i’m buying that cute yellow tea kettle anyways motherfucker dont harsh my vibes

[just-shower-thoughts]

Someone should parody the Apple dancing silhouette commercials and have the new earbuds flying wildly in all directions as they try to dance.

[addisonsmontgomery]

“I have really grown as a woman. And I’m happy for the happy couple.”

[tricksterity-deactivated2017112]

the worst things to ever happen to fashion:

fake pockets

making every single shirt see through

seriously why does it have to be see through

what is the fucking point i just have to wear another tank top or cami underneath it

it literally defeats the purpose of being a shirt

and every single shirt is see through these days this annoys me more than fake pockets and trust me that is an issue

[deepddowninside]

me fall semester: wakes up at precisely 6am each morning, uses a planner, color codes notes, interacts with peers, has an overall positive outlook for the future

me spring semester: lying face down on the floor surrounded by overdue assignments, fiber one brownie crumbs stuck to my face, not sure if it's wednesday or sunday, waiting for the sweet release of death

[nastymelody-deactivated20241212]

i got you, babe. x