my dude

✯ jessie ✯ ✯ 29 // i got too important at my job and now im tired all the time ✯

[lakemojave]

Yes yes I know this too shall pass but christ alive man it's passing like a gotdamn kidney stone

[twistedpictures]

dudes online used to spend 72 hours on photoshop uninterrupted editing people’s faces to look scary and we called the finished product some shit like jeff the killer and put him in spirit halloween and on wikipedia These days you open tumblr and top of dash is a 42 note edit of jerma’s face so fucked up looking that it could’ve been used to texture a corpse in a y2k valve game and you get a little nauseous and otherwise just keep scrolling. and this is known as “a tuesday

[arlo-maintenanceman]

Like this?

[funny-tik-toks]

[gremlininho]

looking. at you

[blackshvck]

the idea that every summer will be as hot if not hotter than this for the rest of my life is unbearable i need to (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) murder an oil executive

[saltoncity]

work tomorrow is one of the worst things that can happen to you

[beardedmrbean]

[fi-amannillah]

to be soft with someone and not regret it

[keytomind]

🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤☝🏼

[fangs-4-fags]

you and your dreadful little polycule haven't seen the last of me

[bongwalter10]

if this is everything

[cikero]

who up in the smellable zone

[256gb]

[kosmogrl]

the goal is to always have days so good that you forget you have a phone

[roscolux]

need to beam this tweet directly into everyone's minds right now

[ruby-white-rabbit]

Some people have very THICK hair that even a good towel and blow job won't completely dry

Some people would rather be clean and on time than greasy

Hair dries. Unfortunately so did this person's personality if someone's hair moisture influences their feelings so much.

[dragleclef]

[seobot]

[johnny-depp-is-loved]

[homunculus-argument]

Wednesday the 15th. What an excellent day. Middle of the week, middle of the month. Truly, we are in the middle of things.

[homophobla]