wrong blog, my dude

This blog is no longer active. Follow me at cinnabongene.tumblr.com instead.

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i moved my blog, re-follow me here

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i moved my blog, re-follow me here

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i moved my blog, re-follow me here

[cinnabonngene]

i moved my blog, re-follow me here

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i moved my blog!!

hello everyone, you can now find all the same great cinnabongene trash at the new cinnabongene.tumblr.com!

this blog is a sideblog, and i seeing as i hardly use my main blog anymore, i wanted to make cinnabongene my main. but since nothing can ever be simple on tumblr, i had to give up the cinnabongene url (that’s why this one is cinnabonngene now) open a new tumblr account, and reclaim my original url as a main blog

i reblogged 200+ of my old posts so there’s at least something there. but i have no followers now!! so if you want to keep seeing my quality filth, please re-follow me!! i’ll be re-following all my mutuals over the next day or so

thank you!!

[cinnabonngene]

i moved my blog!!

hello everyone, you can now find all the same great cinnabongene trash at the new cinnabongene.tumblr.com!

this blog is a sideblog, and i seeing as i hardly use my main blog anymore, i wanted to make cinnabongene my main. but since nothing can ever be simple on tumblr, i had to give up the cinnabongene url (that’s why this one is cinnabonngene now) open a new tumblr account, and reclaim my original url as a main blog

i reblogged 200+ of my old posts so there’s at least something there. but i have no followers now!! so if you want to keep seeing my quality filth, please follow me!! i’ll be re-following all my mutuals over the next day or so

thank you!!

[cinnabonngene]

i moved my blog!!

hello everyone, you can now find all the same great cinnabongene trash at the new cinnabongene.tumblr.com!

this blog is a sideblog, and i seeing as i hardly use my main blog anymore, i wanted to make cinnabongene my main. but since nothing can ever be simple on tumblr, i had to give up the cinnabongene url (that’s why this one is cinnabonngene now) open a new tumblr account, and reclaim my original url as a main blog

i reblogged 200+ of my old posts so there’s at least something there. but i have no followers now!! so if you want to keep seeing my quality filth, please re-follow me!! i’ll be re-following all my mutuals over the next day or so

thank you!!

[originalultrabeast]

new ask meme: RANDY YOUR STICKS, but personalized

like send me an ask that says “(MY NAME) YOUR (BLANK)”

[skyfisherdraws]

Blind Justice

[entertainmeweakly]

Did you not plan for this contingency? I mean, the Starship Enterprise had a self-destruct button. I’m just saying.  - Saul Goodman

[seagirlsf]

Bob Odenkirk, photographed by Michael Lewis.

[cinnabonngene]

Jimmy confirmed for the biggest sub slut

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Okay, so Howard has Jimmy wear the vibrator in public, but what if Jimmy unexpectedly has to stop by Chuck's house? He leaves his cell phone &etc in the mail box, but once he's inside, Chuck's symptoms start acting up, and he just knows Jimmy has something else electronic on him, and has him empty his pockets, but just can't figure out what it is.

hahahah fuckin shit bro. this could go a few ways. mostly likely is that jimmy just hurries up and leaves and they never speak of it again. but my mind is jumping to jimmy having to admit the whole situation to chuck, leading to unimaginable embarrassment and humiliation. maybe the humiliation combined with the vibrator makes jimmy come in his pants in front of chuck, a thought which does not turn me on at all……….

[thursday]

*walt jr. voice* I’M PISSED OFF

[cinnabonngene]

life hack: get a Saul/Jimmy figure- like one of those model toys- so you can stick it up your ass

okay i will admit i am not the most experienced person on earth when i comes to sticking things up my ass, but i feel like that would hurt a lot?? and i would never be able to live down the shame...

[cinnabonngene]

what's the most ridiculous brba au you can think of

i’m glad you asked!!

okay so i’ve had this idea for a while now but i’ve never bothered telling anyone about it because it’s so laughable. my theory is that breaking bad takes place in the star trek mirror universe. if you’re not familiar with star trek, the mirror universe is a parallel universe where everyone is evil and spock has facial hair. facial hair kind of like…

so, breaking bad as we know it takes place in the universe that will ultimately give us this bearded evil spock. so that means, in the universe that gives us the not-evil clean shaven mr. spock, the events of breaking bad go down much differently…

maybe walt started out as a drug dealer but then when got cancer, he realized he wanted to spend the remaining years of his life helping people, so he became a high school chemistry teacher. walt is such an inspiration to his former partner, that jesse decides to go to college to become a teacher as well, and ends up being walt’s student teacher. then maybe he goes on to teach woodshop.

jimmy never became saul and works at HHM where he helps walt and jesse negotiate a deal for full immunity with the DEA when they decide to give themselves up. he’s probably married to kim

feel free to add onto this, i haven’t thought of everyone yet

[seagirlsf]

Bob Odenkirk (photo by Jonathan Hordle)