perfect all-american bitch

claire, twenty-eight, north carolina doesn’t know what she’s doing in life

[goslinggf]

"girl dinner" "boy kibble" can y'all just eat a meal gender neutrally

[goslinggf]

gender neutrients

[dreamycastaway]

The original pride flag and the sewing machine it was sewn on

[iwriterobots]

[lin4lool]

rabbot dancing in their kitchen yippie!!!!! (in my mind they are dancing to the german song „Sommerregen“ (summer rain)!)

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[punkanonymous]

still can’t get over them having a marital spat in the ambulance bay

[shanetism]

[susanoos-wife]

Becoming a parent is optional but being kind to children is never optional. You don't have to have kids but everyone has a duty to society to treat children with the same basic level of respect you'd treat any other innocent person with no matter what your own personal feelings about parenthood are.

[unwastelandunbaby]

“they’re just looking at each other” you could not begin to understand the complexities involved in looking at each other

[userfish]

am I really “beating a dead horse” if the horse keeps getting up and doing dumb shit

[natnormalatall]

roald dahl was antisemitic. george orwell was openly homophobic. edgar allan poe married his 13 year old cousin. dr seuss cheated on his wife. hp lovecraft was racist as fuck. anyways they’re fucking dead it’s not like you’re enabling their behaviors in the afterlife or something. then again I think orwell’s homophobia bleeds into one of his books so uh keep an eye out for that

the difference between these old white guys and jk rowling is that the former group is all dead. jk rowling is alive and using your money to oppress trans people

[doona-baes]

#mood today

[led-lite]

The convergence 

[json-derulo]

wild to think that sam was originally intended to be the main character of The West Wing when he doesn’t even crack the top five most interesting characters on the show. tell me more about the press secretary and her very hot, very problematic affair with one of the reporters in the white house press pool! tell me more about the nineteen-year-old orphan working crazy hours for bullshit pay while raising his younger sister and dating the president’s daughter! tell me more about the babygirl deputy chief of staff with survivor’s guilt who causes as many problems as he solves and reads his own RPF on the clock! tell me more about the first lady and the years of insane medical malpractice she’s committed trying to keep her husband’s disability invisible!!

and then sam is like “oughhh noooo i hooked up with someone i didn’t know was a sex worker, whatever shall i do” like oh my god dude can you grow upppppp there’s a raft carrying like seven hundred refugees that’s about to get hit by a hurricane and we gotta secretly orchestrate the assassination of another head of state before lunch

[itwoodbeprefect]

bruce springsteen narrating kitchen safety instructions from the perspective of a frying pan:

[loveridden1999]

a good fan edit will change how to you listen a certain song forever

[magneticghouls]

wait ok what was everyone's gateway rpf

[shetheyslain]

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

[batsandboba]

[luntfontanne]

man fuck you tracy letts moodboard

[moonriase]

noah kahan: save me