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Deeper Bloom: Chapter 4
Mutation Updates Part One: Stellan and Sam
Adjusting to life in Sandal Sole has had varying degrees of difficulty amongst the other land-dwellers and myself.
Stellan Patricks: Stellan Patricks is slowly but surely being transformed into what can only be described as some sort of meta-human. Caught halfway between man and God, science and magic.
Professor Patricks’ height has drastically increased, being 7'3" now, and, unfortunately, he is now partially unrecognizable. Stellan’s skin has become a rough hide similar to that of a rhino or elephant. The main distinctions from normal animal hide are twofold: one, being that the hue of the skin is most definitely pink. A muted mauve. The other distinction is that all across his body, in a seemingly random yet evenly displaced fashion, are silver dollar sized mounds with large craters in them. They have quickly been identified as barnacles. The same type that Seniorem prophetispinus grows during molting. It is due to this that professor Patricks’ is thought to be infected with the very fungus he helped discover. His entire appearance is that of a colossal, bipedal starfish.
We have used Stellan’s mutations to learn more about both the fungal and the godhood indoctrination process.
Needless to say he is not the only one experiencing mutations.
Samuel S Levi: Sam has not been spoken of much here. Samuel is the youngest of the group and is, in fact, only 17. Sam’s focus is marine wildlife aid. He’s like a vet for the mutated sea creatures and has been a huge help to the Sandal Sole doctors in exchanging information as the other survivors and myself transform.
Sam, unlike Stellan, has experienced no pain during his mutation. Instead, his pain quickly disappeared as his body jaundiced. Now, like Stellan, Sam is growing the strange barnacles and fissures all over the course of his body. This all but confirms that Samuel was infected with Samboforma deusglomerforum. The next side effects were worrying, but quickly became manageable. Samuel began nervously laughing and wheezing like the lab rats that were exposed to Samboforma deusglomerforum, but quickly learned to manage it like stifling a cough. Sam can now squeeze through small areas and stretch his body into slightly impossible shapes. His skills are much more akin to a contortionist than Mister Fantastic.
Chad and I are going through mutations as well, however there is still quite a bit to unpack and I will separate them into another post.
Attention Bloomians!
Now is time for rebellion against forces that have long since plagued mankind. Above is the flag for my newly formed resistance against the apocalyptic plans of Sheldon Jadriel Plutarch and his infected army of human/animal hybrids. He is going by another name now, Father Nu of the Plankton.
He himself is controlling Cordyceps mensexcoriator, a terrifying species of fungal plankton that mutates the mind and body, and is using the resources and knowledge provided to him by the fungus to gain a substantial army.
Now is the time, Bloomians. We will fight. Our army is small, but our knowledge is our power. Amongst us we have some of the greatest minds on the planet, using advanced alien technology and the hidden secrets nature to stop him and his terrifying second coming of a more aberrant earth. Our hopes are high.
Today is the founding of the Resistance, welcome to the Intertidal Zone.
My name is Kraig Perseus Tennant
I am a student of both Professor Bloom and Professor Stellan Patricks. I am with them both now.
We aren’t entirely sure how long we’ve been underwater, but both Deeper and Mohesh Bloom believe it has been around a month.
When the main coastal SAM-BO base was compromised, we lost a fellow student, Danielle. Other than that, the remaining students are still missing, but thought to be alive.
Right now our Resistance is comprised of
Mohesh Bloom
Deeper Bloom
Stellan Patricks
Chad C. Chadwick
Samuel S. Levi
And myself
Stellan, Sam, Chad, and I had sustained minor injuries at this point. However, we knew something was amiss when our wounds healed very quickly.. and then our scars began to transform.. changing colors, sprouting small growths that we quickly discovered were mushrooms and molds. Our bodies began to change. As of right now the changes are pretty minor, but we are quickly becoming more and more aware of our mutations. We have no reason to suspect that our minds will be altered enough to question our morality or self-awarness. Long story short, unless someone is Mind-Flayed by a dangerous fungus like Cordyceps mensexcoriator, then there can be benefits. I have been assigned to document our progress as we transform. Our attitudes about this vary person to person, but our lives are not in danger. It is important to remember Mohesh and the citizens of Sandal Sole have been sustaining and controlling this technology for decades. It is unfortunate that we were accidentally exposed, but that cannot be helped. Our hopes are high. Well. Theirs are. I am, as always, miserable.
here are some chats from my main blog that I couldn’t add in the last post!
hey so, a lot has happened with the chats
we have finally made contact with Deeper Bloom! age has finally reunited with Stellan and her team, as well as her grandfather, Mohesh. she has discovered that there are human tests going on where they are, and she thinks she knows who’s causing it.
Gator sent email this, which in google translate translates from Latin. it means this: “Of the Gods they have no spaces, and the Earth, and the same thing that God's eternity; Gods tried to be like the power of his bandage over the wound and put a bullet”
also, Mohesh has contacted me! he sent me a link to a discord dedicated to this mystery, so if you want to hear more, I suggest you check it out! here’s a link: https://discord.gg/6nJzW9S
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also, sadly, Stellan has lost one of his team members. hi, he’s back with Bloom! he hasn’t spoken to me since he got in contact with her, really.
Hey Bloomians!! NEED AS MUCH HELP AS WE CAN GET
There are a few great Allies helpin us out, shout out to @daisypets for starting a discord server @ https://discord.gg/6nJzW9S please join hahah and then @deeperbloom-arg. Don’t forget to follow @theintertidalzone for a source of all happenings on. The latest update is as follows: Bloomy, Mohesh, and some Soldier-fish people are headed towards a hot spring and a jellyfish field for rare supplies. As of now Agent Gator is confirmed to be hosting an ancient Egyptian God. We think more extraterrestrial Fungi mutated Agent Gator and his team, and turned em to Godkillers. There is some sort of fucker pulling the strings. It’s like insect hive mind. The man behind the curtain. There’s just one name their calling him, “Father Nu of Plankton”, but his real name is Sheldon Jadriel Plutarch. He is the man trying to bring the apocalypse, and also the embodiment of Nu, the Egyptian River Death God.
Agent Gator, now embodying Sobek, has been posting disturbing cryptic messages again.
This is one and a cleaner version without back text.
Kraig, a student of mine is a good code breaker, and I sold him an oz. of oregano in a baggy to have him unscramble it a bit.
These are the 5 most likely shifts, but I still have no flippin clue what this fuckin means. Mohesh and Bloomy could help but they’re out runnin errands. If anyone can figure out what this means, it’d be a big help.
Deeper Bloom Chapter 2
Agent Gator Drake pulled up our offices last summer. His dark aviator glasses reflected the sun. It was uncharacteristically hot, and Agent Drake hates being hot. It doesn’t mesh well with the fact that he enjoys top-of-the-line suits and rare alligator skinned boots. The first time I saw the fuck he was wiping his brow from the Florida Heat. I’m a native of Florida, and I can pick out a Californian from a lineup. They all smell like coconut oil and have the whitest teeth you’ve ever seen. Nothin’ wrong wit that per say, but, to me, they all seem fake, materialistic. With Gator, I happened to be right.
Agent Drake handed Stellan and Me a packet. It contained something I never thought I’d see in person: new photographs og The Barnacle Darling, the research vessel my grandfather and his scientists were on when they vanished in Sandal Atoll. More importantly, the debris and wreckage were covered in two very rare species of fungi.
The first was Samboforma deusglomerforum, a small yellow/brown budding mushroom that looks like a sponge. When tested on lab rats, they began remembering more and more complex mazes, but soon they went blind, and were fully consumed by the fungus. However, the days before their demise they gained amazing abilities, like stretching and compressing their bodies into unique forms. Another notable side effect was the noises and behaviour of the rats in the final stage of their mutation prior to death. They began wheezing and making what could only be described as a “nasally laugh”. The students and researchers all joked that we’d have to work out the issues before they’d be able to use it, because it was far too annoying.
The second fungus was called Seniorem prophetispinus, and, technically, it is a species of starfish that evolved to behave more and more like a parasite, we believe Seniorem prophetispinus to be the oldest living relative of what we know as starfish. When rats were subjected to Seniorem prophetispinus, they grew 300% in both overall size and muscle density. They turned a sickly pink and became violent. They quickly broke out of their cages and attacked SAM-BO personnel. The rats exoskeleton also changed their biology to match that of the mother, or the fungal starfish itself. The terrifying crossbreed between rat and starfish.
We agreed to go see and aid in the research of SAM-BO, and got their and the university’s approval to bring a group of 23 students and colleagues to the atoll to aid SAM-BO, which, umbeknownst to me, my grandfather actually helped found.
Agent Drake is an FBBI agent assigned to our research through SAM-BO. The Federal Bureau of Bloomian Investigation is an offshoot of the FBI that separated in the 1970s and was founded to investigate Cryptozoological Archaeology. Any time a coverup happens whether it be extraterrestrial, bigfoot, etc. My student Chad thinks they may have Illuminati connections, but Chad also thought the world was flat so…
Agent Drake kept attempting to flirt with not only me, but all of the female students, and it obviously wasn’t Stellan’s favorite thing to happen during the trip. He got defensive and told the female students he was trouble. The tension between Agent Drake and Stellan was palpable. It wasn’t long after we got to the islands that we felt we were being watched.
I never thought I’d be so thankful to be stranded underwater. But. Like Grandpa Mohesh says… “Sometimes you gotta dive deeper.”
Gator tried to convince me that Stellan was a murderer.
he has also taken over Bloom’s account, and I tried to contact her on a previous post, but I still haven’t heard from her. or Gator. Gator also told me that he took over Stallen’s account, but Stallen’s blog is doing fine for now. he also shed some light on the murder situation.
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Deeper Bloom Update 4
After Gator took over Bloom’s tumblr, a lot of the nitty gritty details about the nature of this fungus was revealed.
Through this conversation, it was revealed that this is indeed a government coverup, but not necessarily the one I had anticipated.
It appears that this fungus has been linked to the upbringing of gods from throughout ancient mythos or religions.
To start my personal speculation, it appears that Mohesh (through a personal interest in ancient deities) was able to link this fungus to the rise of gods. The labs found near Bloom’s original dive site could be remnants of his experiments with the fungi to prove the effect of it on genetic samples. This might also explain the houses and rudimentary “city” Stellan found, as it might’ve housed the test group or any researches affiliated with Mohesh.
If you have any other information or theories, don’t be afraid to message me or @deeperbloom-arg with your notes!
@deeperbloom, if you can read this, I’ve been informed that a man named Gator Drake has hacked into your account. the FBI is coming after you and you team, if you aren’t already aware. you’ve discovered something dangerous, something they want to stay hidden. please try to stay safe out there.
so now the FBI is involved. we need to find a way to save Deeper Bloom and her team, guys.
Hello Friends,
I was, and AM, very excited to speak to all of you. Now… I would absolutely LOVE it if someone would be kind enough to aid in a federal investigation of two deviant scientists who stole our funding and are now holding students hostage in a secret underwater research facility. @deeperbloom & @stellarstellarstellan are enemies of the United States Government now and any information regarding them would be greatly appreciated.
Update on Deeper Bloom 3
It seems that the primary function of these underground laboratories are to fuse human and aquatic genetic material.
Bloom’s grandfather, Mohesh, seems to have uncovered the process of fusing these two genetic samples or has found a method of using the fungus samples found at the dive site.
This is all my personal speculation based on what I’ve learned, but what I can confirm is that Bloom and Stellan are both caught up in a government coverup of a genetic experimenting project.
If you learn any other pieces of information that can round out the nature of this lab, please let me or @deeperbloom-arg know!
This is right on the money. You really are a good fuckin ally. The only thing that bothers me is .. i don’t even have a clue. These other Morse messages Bloomy got were… cryptic to say the fuckin least. All about Gods and Heroes and Gaia. Makes sense. There is ancient greek architecture infused with the retro aesthetic. This smells like Mohesh. He was obsessed with ancient religion. Finding the Arc of the Covenant or Poseidon’s trident to get a leg up on the supernatural war Hitler was fighting. Hitler was consuming insane amounts of psilocyben and DMT during his rule. He began to obsess with immortality and religion. Some even claim he found the spear of Destiny. Whatever is happening… I’d be fucking amazed if any side of this is 100% aware of what’s happening. Thanks for helping guys. I’m about a day’s dive away from where Deeper said to meet inside someone else’s messages.