The brokenhearted

Just a baby witch. Ravenclaw with a goat patronus.

[notebooksandgrimoires]

Just thought I’d show you guys the first pages of my new grimoire! 🤓 it’s just meant as a reference for lunar magic~ (excuse my crappy sentence structure and bad hand writing)

-Em

[kitteninacauldron]

Ooooooooo so organized :O I love it!

[ana-arlene]

Day 1: Ring 

(Am I back at it again? Looks like it!) It’s only a matter of time til she finds out, man.

[quailgore]

Nate: what the hell are you doing?

Anna, hugging him: it's called showing you affection, nathan

Nate: disgusting

Nate:

Nate: don't stop

[quailgore]

Felix: This is my friend, Jack, he's really funny and we spend a lot of time playing games together and-

Hunter: This is Nathan... He probably has rabies

[ana-arlene]

Let us bask in the light of Lathander!

[ohevoyev]

true performance art.

[okayysophia]

[princessnijireiki]

true incels are literally indistinguishable from satire bc they really all do talk Like That but once again, just to confirm:

[cinnamon-rell-deactivated202204]

[dnd-kin-tavern]

Anonymous ordered:  if it’s not too much trouble could i get a stimboard for a paultin seppa? i liked nice smooth fabrics like velvet and satin, shiny stuff like crystals (my diath would collect a BUNCH of those and i loved hearing him just go Off about them) and also drinks i guess?? but like. cool cocktail mixing and stuff like that. god i am so sorry if this is a lot

It was hard to actually find any fabric gifs, but i tried. 

I hope you like it. If you want anything changed, let me know. 

mod paultin

[agust2]

🐈 source 🐈

[trenzalorefields]

psa:

on my dash there are some of you reblogging this picture:

can i just let all of you know that the left two could be extremely dangerous as the plastic can absorb the chemicals and then put them back into the drink you put inside of the bottle

please don’t try it guys! do the mayonnaise/vodka thing instead.

[trenzalorefields]

reblogging for anyone who missed this last night.

[dorkstrider-blog]

yeah this is pretty important

[theargylegargoyle]

Reblog if you think it’s okay to platonically say “I Love You” to your friends

[pixie-mage]

Slams the reblog button so damn fast

[feministism]

[full-moon-phoenix]

"We don't live in a rape culture"

MY ASS

[stream]

Men in Black (1997) dir. Barry Sonnenfeld

[nevaehtyler]

Ricky Berry and his roommate Philip Blackwell not only were denied service at a CVS in Carytown, Virginia, when they were in search of sliced cheese, the employees there actually hid from the customers and called the police on them.  Blackwell said there was another customer attempting to purchase some medicine for a bad tooth, who also couldn’t find anybody to help him. Berry stated that a police officer showed up and helped them search the store only to find the employees in a back room behind locked doors.

Source (x)

[johnnythewolfkid13]

Y'all can’t be serious

[glumshoe]

The only non-racist explanation for this is if the employees were all made out of cheese.

[radfem-tomato-deactivated201912]

This can’t be real omg.

[rosequart]

↳ pencil tests by james baxter

[gahdamnpunk]

THIS

[tranquilhawke-2]

this was in the netherlands and there were also two at my local bus stop, its been the poster ive seen replaced the fastest :/

[cuteandbrammatical]

What’s funny is that the Netherlands is known as a super progressive and pro LGBTQ country (they were the first country to legalize gay marriage, pride here is a huge deal, and many of my friends deem it safe to be out), but even in my friend’s ultra-leftist neighborhood these posters were vandalized. It makes me so mad when people say “you don’t need more rights//you can marry, what else do you want//what oppression lol everyone is equal in the West :))))” because it’s so fucking ignorant and false.

[chaotic-dumbass-witch]

Me, kissing my cat’s forehead: Are you aware that you are an absolute baby??? Are you??? Do you know that??? I love you

[morganathewitch]

Skogspromenad~