deep fried chicken wing

i like funny stuff much laughter

[deepfriedchickenwing-blog]

Action movie

Villain: *slices off piece of apple with sharp knife and eats it. With a smug and sinister smile he paces the floor*

Hostages: *wait in fearful silence, anticipating villain's first lines*

Villain: mmmm tasty apple me likey

[dinuguan]

[pinkhairedgoddess]

why would you want to be an offensive stereotype for Halloween

when u can be

this

[deepfriedchickenwing-blog]

Me getting arrested: It's ok I can handle this I've seen every episode of Orange Is The New Black

[neonarizona]

[lachaayah]

Im pretty sure I walk past a lot more cops than that

[sprinklingdiamondz]

[queen-mzbigabootie]

[memeguy-com]

[geekandmisandry]

Wow, I had no idea Satan was so knowledgeable and generous with his time.

#TeamSatan

[bear-eggs]

Can satan come teach a class at my school

[mariesbookblog]

i can’t stop laughing

[christopher-bryant]

He looks like John Hammond’s disowned brother

[nyanbinyuri]

He looks like my highschool engineering teacher mr.phillips tbh

[clickholeofficial]

[g-retchenwieners]

What is this

[charchoel]

Wat

[lyearny]

the road to success is under construction

[beandonurie-blog]

[fdsfjdsfjkf93723679267-deactiva]

Due to unfortunate circumstances, I am awake.

[bunbijou-archive-blog]

i’m glad ants dont know how big jupiter is or they would be fucked up about it. i was fucked up about it. jupiter is huge

[star-f0x-ryan-deactivated202105]

[fndungeonmom]

is this what a comic con is like?

[legwarmersandchai-deactivated20]

[peggyxbundy-deactivated20180612]

xx

[cephalopodink]

black mambas probably have my least favorite faces because an animal that venomous should not be making a face like it’s thinking of a joke that it’s the only one in on

[vintar]

holy shit you’re right

[calamitycons]

THAT IS THE HAPPIEST SNAKE I HAVE EVER SEEN

[pastel-prouvaire-deactivated202]

It’s happy because it fuckin kills everything it bites

[unburdenin-g]

I love you but move

[multipack]

[lepreax-deactivated20181220]

the virgin table

[bromancing-the-stone-deactivate]

table most likely to go on a killing spree

[juicycouturesweatsuit]

The biggest ego but smallest dick table

[rebelliousafricanqueen-deactiva]

The I go hunting for fun table