Deep Fried Meme Life

Just things that make me happy for once in my life

[red-rose-knows]

Honestly Mulan’s I’ll Make a Man Out of You is THE song of Gen Z.

I dare you, utter “let’s get down to business” and watch as a crowd of teenagers immediately scream back “TO DEFEAT THE HUNS!” We’re too powerful, just give us those few words and you’ll see why they sent you daughters instead of sons.

We may be the saddest bunch you ever met, but you can bet, before we’re through…MISTER I’LLLLLLLL MAKE A MANNNNNNN OUT OF YOUUUUUUU

[canaryquillastrology]

[beholdthemem]

I think the main difference between millennials and gen z is that we both went through the same awful things, all the same bullshit, but where as it left us depressed and disillusioned, it left them depressed, disillusioned and PISSED OFF.

Millenials: College is more expensive than it’s ever been but I still have to go and put myself in debt for the tiniest chance that it might make someone consider hiring me, I will never be able to afford a house, there’s a goddamn shootout every other day, the world is a nightmare and I wanna die.

Gen Z(Pointing directly at the old rich white fucks who made all this happen): College is incredibly fucking expensive but we still have to put ourselves in debt and do it, I’ll never be able to afford a house, there’s a GODDAMN SHOOTOUT EVERY OTHER DAY, the world is a nightmare and I wanna die and YOU MOTHERFUCKERS ARE GOING DOWN WITH ME.

Millenials: A lot of articles about how the environment’s a mess like to start with how we’re ‘destroying the world’ and framing it as personal responsibility. Like, ‘You! The environment’s in shambles and it’s YOUR FAULT! Yes you! You reading this! You did this! You did this by not biking enough!’ which is horseshit because we do not all have an equal environmental impact. We all have SOME impact, and you can take steps to try and minimize your own, but pretending that one single person’s impact is the same as a company’s or a billionaire who spent decades making his money off oil and fought the introduction of clean energy every step of the way is bullshit. Yes, the world is in shambles, but that’s not solely on us and we alone can’t stop it if they don’t change too. And they won’t.

Gen Z(Putting on their Ass Kicking Boots): Fortunately for us, those billionaires and company execs have names and addresses. :)

[comradesaucegay]

every year around christmas me and my grandma play this fun family game called “maybe you want to put jesus in your room instead, sweetie? :)”. now, it’s important to note that the jesus referred to in our game is not actually the real jesus christ, but instead a wooden figure i made in 2011 that has an uncanny resemblance to the lord and savior himself

so what happens is that i place jesus in our living room, and my grandma smiles and asks me if i don’t want to decorate my room with him instead. i ask her in return if she thinks my jesus figure is ugly (which he is), but she reassures me that this is not the case. however, a couple of days later jesus mysteriously disappears from our living room, and appear in my room instead

now, the real jesus christ might have been able to perform a miracle like this, but please remember that the jesus in our story is only a figure made out of wood. he can not move on his own, so i think we can safely say that my grandma is the prime suspect here

the first year i would often confront my grandma about this, but she would always make up an excuse and never straight up tell me she moved him because he’s so ugly it’s an embarrassment to the family

eventually i grew tired of her lies, so now we only move jesus around in silence. one second he’s in the living room, the next he’s back in my room. in a way i think this adds an extra element of excitement to the holiday season, because you never know for sure when jesus is going to be moved again

[comradesaucegay]

and so it begins..

[voxiferous-deactivated20171119]

i was not fucking ready for this photograph

[iopele]

… this photo makes the whole thing so much better and I cannot stop laughing help I need oxygen

[shetheysports]

Wow, 3 days dead really does a lot to your figure…

[loudpasta]

My Conspiracy Theory

[headwardo]

orignal post x

[oldcraigfinn]

why does this make me laugh every time?

[pikachuperfect]

It’s back im so happy.

[pixiecodesnowbaz]

[hellenic-revivalist-heart]

I look to Aphrodite

“I’m aromantic,” I tell her.

“I’m asexual.

I have nothing to offer you.

To you, I am worthless.”

She raises my chin with her soft fingers,

“Oh, but you do.”

She points to my chest.

“Can you hear it beat?

There’s love in that heart.”

“It may not be sexual.

It may not be romantic.

But perhaps it exists in a different form.

Perhaps your love is a shape that cannot be defined.”

I look to Aphrodite,

For the comfort that there is love in my heart

And there is love for me to receive.

Even if it’s just from me, to me.

That love is there,

And it is gold.

[khosheik]

Day 26 – ”Ace pride”

Cause this week is Ace awareness week!✨And yes, it’s part of the LGBT+ community, and every orientation that falls under its umbrella is totally valid!

[gailthuluart]

Here’s a commission I did recently for a friend. He’s ace and, in a drunken haze, asked me for a commission of an ace girl in a flannel with a sword. And I delivered. And I love her to bits.

(Also tap/click on the image for better quality pls and thank)

[deepfriedmemelife-blog]

wOW!!

[josephskeery]

My mom just sent me this video without any context??

[animentality]

thanks mom, how’d you know what i was doing today

[paganinpurple]

For the love of Gods, unmute this please

[rob-pattinson]

EZRA MILLER for GQ Style (2018), ph. Yoshiyuki Matsumara.

[deepfriedmemelife-blog]

Gorgeous 🤩

[picklebutch]

holy fuck look at this mug my best friend got me

[rainbowrowell]

If you’re in the UK, Canada or Australia, you can find this sparkly ALMOST MIDNIGHT paperback (with even more @siminiblocker illustrations!) on shelves this week. That’s right: additional illustrations, beyond those in the hardcover. This book, unfortunately, isn’t available in the United States – but both stories are available: “Midnights” is part of the My True Love Gave to Me anthology. And “Kindred Spirits” is available as an ebook benefitting the ACLU. If you’re in America, or anywhere in the world where ALMOST MIDNIGHT isn’t on shelves, you can order this paperback from Book Depository. It’s really quite lovely. It has metallic ink on the cover. And Simini’s illustrations are as delightful as you’d expect.

[andonewillbringhisfall]

GIVEAWAY!

Hey! So I made a whole bunch of these Carry On quote bracelets and now I’m doing a little giveaway!

This will end in flames / You were the sun and I was crashing into you / the stars feel close enough to touch / Nobody’s seducing a vampire / light a match inside your heart / Simon Baz Penelope Agatha / and then he kisses me / Simon Snow, I choose you / Baz, you’re - you’re wearing jeans / You’re still the hero of this story.

Giveaway rules:

10 winners will receive one bracelet

Reblog and/or like for an entry each

Must be following me (the point of this giveaway is that I love my followers/readers and want to send u gifts)

Winners will be chosen using a random number generator

Giveaway closes on December 6. Shortly after I’ll make a post and tag the winners

Must be willing to DM me your address. If you’re under 18 I would really prefer that you have permission from a parent or guardian to do this.

I should be able to ship anywhere! But just *disclaimer* I might not be able to for some places if it’s super expensive

Okay that’s all!! I know these are only small but I thought they would make cute gifts especially with the anniversary of chapter 61 Christmas coming up soon

[cherryscones-for-simonsnow]

dragon boy ❤️

flap flap

[deepfriedmemelife-blog]

Incredible!!!💕💕

[weloveshortvideos]

Well, that is one way to pass the time during a rain delay

[danthemedicman]

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