"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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Monterey Bay Aquarium
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Three Goblin Art
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oozey mess
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
dirt enthusiast
we're not kids anymore.
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@deesbizarrebazaar
No Shits O'Clock
The typical workday at Mortimer Snodgrass is long and arduous. Churning out brilliance and selling gifts to the masses is exhausting. Who can realistically be expected to keep their brains functioning at full capacity for more than 8 hours? Certainly not I! Once 5:48 pm rolls around we can no longer be expected to give any shits. Any and all shits must be deferred to the next business day.
How to fold a t-shirt
Of course Dee's Bizarre Bazaar carries templates for folding t-shirts. Even better, they're free! (Because they are pieces of cardboard taken out of our recycling pile/Why would anyone spend money on this?)
(Image via Life Hacker)
Oh my! This is a thing that must certainly be dedicated to snodV!
Sloth Love
The cuteness of the sloth, my spirit animal, is too much to handle. Please adopt one HERE.
Happy Snodiversary to us!
http://www.mortimersnodgrass.com
A Missing Gem
"The ONE thing this store is missing is...." Drum roll please... "Dolls with kilts!" -Mortimer Snodgrass custy
Yes, that is exactly what comes to mind.
Which is why we specialize in creepy-faced dolls in kilts at Dee's Bizarre Bazaar!
Image from Vintage Scottish etsy shop. (Your dolls are lovely. And yes, they may possess my soul.)
Dirty Sanchez
This adorable little plushie is Dirty Sanchez. You can thank me later for adding to the non-pornographic search results of this phrase.
Not recommended for overly sensitive significant-others.
Image courtesy of Sanchez & Friends
Purchase from Mortimer Snodgrass
Screwnicorn
This.
Not the lesbian sex act which you can learn more about here
Gama-Go corkscrew available from Mortimer Snodgrass here
Happy and Sad Banana
Mustard Marvin
After months of hard work attempting to force Black Lab Products to ship us some damn product, we can once again make mustard fun by turning it into vomit!
Check out Marvin and his condiment again on the shelves at Mortimer Snodgrass or by clicking HERE!
Can I ring up your order? #dog #mortsnodgrass (at Mortimer Snodgrass)
Practice Wine Safety
Have you ever carried your wine bottles home in a plastic bag, only to have that bag smash into the glass door of your building, shattering it all over your wallet with birthday cheques from your grandparents in it? More importantly... what a waste of precious wine!!! I've got your solution. And what do you know?!?! It's on sale at Mortimer Snodgrass!
Be like me. Pratice safe wine handling with this pink double wine bottle tote from Built NY. (Single bottle version available, but who only buys one bottle at a time?)
There are no words that accurately capture the awesomeness of ballet squirrel pope. Please take a moment to appreciate it...
loved pogs.
Weener Kleener
When washing with a loofa just won't suffice...
...And let's be honest... Are you really cleaning with this "stimulating" soap or are you just trying to give yourself an ego boost?
Perhaps more than "slightly" inappropriate, this is just the kind of useful item you can find at Dee's Bizarre Bazaar.
(Image courtesy of Incredible Things)
Who? Me?
Happy Canada D'Eh
In honour of Canada Day, I'd like to share my beaver with you.
(Photo courtesy of Mortimer Snodgrass)
