have you ever had a dream that you that

I've been here for too long. Call me Deet.

[party-kathi]

"There's a difference between being happy about something and being happy. One of them is fleeting."

Those Who Wait by Haley Cass

[xinakwans]

fine i'll do it myself. make me the gaffer. i'll light the damn shows

[graham-cracker-guillotine]

stolen off instagram but i laughed so hard when i saw this

[molabuddy]

[setting: large discord server]

you: abort that thang

someone you've never spoken to in your life: um, that's actually really offensive bc i was an abortion so you should delete this

you: wtf how

[you check the member list and they are nowhere to be found]

[molabuddy]

Moral of The Story: What?

[depsidase]

[elliespectacular]

something stupid this way sucks

[correctopinionhaver]

[teathattast]

[effemar]

nobody tells you this bc it’s stupid but the best thing to do while on your period is play the sims 4 on a laptop in bed. not only is the sims 4 more fun when you’re emotionally disregulated but the processing power required for the worlds least optimized & shittiest video game of all time will cause your laptop to actively try to kill itself and depending on your position while playing the 3000 degree nuclear meltdown occurring in your lap makes a wonderful natural heating pad. Pro gamer tip

[puddox]

I see the original post going around every so often and it saddens me a little that it's never accompanied by this thread explaining why it's completely understandable how a child would arrive at these spellings in accordance with english phonetics

[grantbeatrice]

[church-of-lilith]

what if you were GAY and your girlfriend was the personification of DEATH and then your SON died and she had to reap his SOUL or whatever because it was her JOB and then you never forgave her but she still LOVED you and then you projected your GRIEF onto a random teenager while battling through DEATH trials with PATTI LUPONE

[shopwitchvamp]

[leonkennedysprostate]

"don't assign human morality to non human things" is so true except when it comes to printers. they know what they are, they understand dilemmas and ethics and morality. they choose to be how they are, they choose to be evil, at their very core they are rotten

[killxbunnyyy]

sorry i never replied. everyday is blending together and im losing sense of time

[nando161mando]

[bad-facsimile]

painted my two favorite video game screenshots EVER