what a catch

[emolightningmcqueen]

i may ‘have depression’ and ‘not function properly’ but guess what?

[metzosoprano]

what?

[emolightningmcqueen]

Gay

[deathbypcy]

person: it was a little mistake! don’t beat yourself up about it

me:

[onceiwashere]

tumblr psa: dont use ouija boards!!! you never know what kind of spirits you’re inviting into your life

me: nice try but none of u can stop me from using this glow in the dark hasbro piece of garbage 2 ask oscar wilde for fashion advice

[stvr-gvzr-deactivated20150802]

my advice: do not fuck with the spirit world, don’t take it lightly, you’re young and naive and completely unaware of how any of it works. This is one thing you don’t want to find out you were wrong about the hard way. 

[onceiwashere]

well thats all very nice and weirdly condescending but i just spirit-skyped jane austen & she says you’re a fucking square

[wheretheeternalare]

Why do people still say “this doesn’t fit my blog theme but I had to reblog anyway”? It’s almost 2018. Who gives a fuck. Who even has a coherent blog anymore

[cursedstim]

hey ohio followers.. I’m sorry

[cursedstim]

i just rode through your whole state in 4 hours and saw like 3 buildings

[lazersnewurl]

hey op where did you see the buildings

[lazersnewurl]

where are the buildings op

[ruinedchildhood]

[ruinedchildhood]

Daniel Radcliffe on a normal Tuesday morning walk

[neotechs]

looking at each other is funny enough 😁

[niyarest]

basic anime girl: *sigh* i’m not as pretty as my sister (｡•́ ‸ •̀｡)

her sister: *has the exact same face and body*

[starteas-deactivated20190304]

her sister has the exact same face and body but she’s got huge badonkadonks. I mean huge whooperproperdrs.

[aspiedamianwayne-deactivated202]

Just say boobs you dumbfuck asshole

[starteas-deactivated20190304]

i mean huge wampeedamberfuckalongas

[elivanto]

[penicillium-pusher]

my counselor: how are you doing?

me: good, how are you?

my counselor: good, what brings you in today?

me: im doin real bad karen

[ghafahey]

alec looking at magnus ( 32 / ?? )

[asociate]

waiter: how’s your meal? shakira: it’s wonderful thanks shakira’s hips: she hates it shakira: son of a

[romanceslasher]

Dinner recommendation?

[devilinasweater-deactivated2016]

I feel like I don’t say this enough, but

FUCK!! FUUUUCK FUCK FUCK!!! WHAT THE FUCK!! WHAT IS GOING ON!!

[malecwings]

“I don’t want to go to Alicante without you.”

[whenfatecollides]

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[mcdyke-deactivated20171112]

FUCKING ME

[lyves-deactivated20180210]

#the hurt in his face while alec leaves