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vidy gam | might be nsfw | currently obsessed w Connor content

[melassaa]

– it hurts.

[hehearse]

kamski has.. tough time being all alone isolated in his own flat

[defenestratin]

soft gentle face touches!!

[miles-east]

tbh i think venom would love halloween♥

inspired by this pumpkin;; x

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[dmorrtality]

[buckysoldatbarnes]

marvel studios: and then, chris evans IMPROVISED the line “I am steve rogers !” He talked to groot! ha ha pretty wild and silly huh : )

venom production team: yeah tom hardy just fucking climbed in the tank and ate a fake lobster do we look like we know how to manage him

[cephalotodd-deactivated20190310]

the real reason the symbiotes were interested in earth was cos they found tom hardy’s slutty myspace photos

[kiodja]

kinda like that

[kiodja]

[kiodja]

holy shit

[lelelego]

(falls and several pictures of symbrock fall out of my pockets) i can explain, 

[drearyhours]

the girl in your class who’s obsessed with musicals and pugs and has stickers of cat butts on her current gen macbook is standing outside your window, you live on the 10th floor

[segimaru]

Social Relations program at its finest.

[cartooncoyote]

This is actually the best intro to a porno that has ever existed

[satanblessitt-deactivated201608]

There is no way this is a porno

[zombiesahoy]

This is the best porno there has ever been.

[usingtimewisely]

The way he says “HEY WHAT THE FUCK” shaped me as a person

[capricornettowastaken]

Was this written by Tommy Wiseau??

[deadlilmoon]

what if Knight Corvo kisses the Void prince to shut him up because he’s talking too much 👀

hmmmmmmmm

[l1p3k4]

commission info 

[16ruedelaverrerie]

GAVIN’S FISCAL IRRESPONSIBILITY IS THROWING RK900 INTO DESPAIR! HE’S IN DESPAIR!

A grave plot is actually a pretty good investment if your cemetery is in-demand and if you plan on selling the spot instead of using it, but my hope is that by 2038 we’ve sort of moved on from considering burial to be our default funeral practice. So maybe it will have become a bad investment by then! Anyway, I’m pretty sure Gavin’s will demands that his body be disposed of in a sky burial