weirdo smash

30↑, gay, dead, and screaming. Takarazuka, The Legend of Zelda, and other retro shenanigans. Hanagumi 5ever, babey. (she/her)

[wickedsnack-art]

Ocarina of Time (1998)

[parkchanwoohoo]

No I think it's really great when a friend group of approximately twenty seven individuals spread out in the sidewalk as they walk so nobody has to walk behind the group. There's nothing better than when I'm trying to get home and I see the tableau of Jesus at the Last Supper gliding towards me like Jamiroquai in the Virtual Insanity music video and I have to decide who has the narrowest frame that I can shoulder-check my way past

[cryptratfromrunescape]

i think they should do it like a greek phalanx. just a fucking square of human

[cinemaspam]

Design for Living (1933) dir. Ernst Lubitsch

[deanwinchesterapologist]

Hey can I ask like what's going on with supernatural. Like you guys keep posting like new stuff is happening but didn't that show end like five years ago

this time we're really gonna solve it

[ratlongwormdisease]

some curly hair midna variant i thought of

[thewrithingsouth]

i can tell when the edible starts to work when i start z-targeting shit irl

[thewrithingsouth]

iu'm doing this shit when i run into my cat in the hallway

[obsessedbyneon]

[youreaghostlove]

『赤と黒』

[dorothylarouge]

My edo period samurai roommate keeps telling me how i’ll bring shame and dishonor to our apartment if I keep forgetting to wash the dishes. Like whatever dude, I’m not the one carrying on a passionate yet illicit affair with the daimyo’s daughter whose hand has already been promised to another.

[lagtrainzzz]

もう大名に「真に申し訳ございませんでした」と言いましたよ！と、お前は、我の浮気を公衆に明かさないと言いました！！

[dorothylarouge]

Bullshit dude last night I saw you texting O-Sumire haikus comparing her to the flower which gives her her name

[snaileries]

my piece for the silent princess zine last year!

[eroticlamb]

Cher photographed for "Dark Lady", 1974 Stevie Nicks photographed for "Bella donna", 1981 Photographed by Richard Avedon and Herbert Worthington

[woman-respecter]

12 year old girls in the early 2000s watching the accidental kiss in episode 3 of naruto

[sashayed]

he was so real for this. i really must

[thevaultoftheatomicspaceage]

[artbeaver]

generational

ahhhhh!!! This took so long and idk how I feel about it. The concept is pretty basic. I tried to get a good mix of Zelda eras (Zelda 1 through Tears of the Kingdom), but it was difficult because during the 2000s her design was so consistent game to game. Tetra is in the center because she deserves so much more. the link to the past blue dress also deserves more but I forgot about it until the final stage of this

here's the games I was trying to reference:

[panteneprovcommercial]

[stardustfanfare-archived]

i wish i had a floating evil skull to follow me around and when we went to the grocery store she would say something like my liege we must purchase the strawberry cream cheese for the coming days and i would be like oh fuck youre so right and put it in my cart and then we would walk down the next aisle together our beautiful life